Humorous sales jokes

1. I asked a friend in the circle yesterday, and now it is difficult to sell, and business is sluggish. Everyone is under a lot of pressure. How did you sleep? He replied: Sleep like a baby. I said: I am a master, I can sleep!

2. Jiaduobao: Herbal tea is the first in the world, and the lawsuit is the last; Call dad, you can do it, rely on friends. You can rob a child or raise a child. You can go to court and make herbal tea.

The manager of a shop is reprimanding one of his salespeople: "I saw you arguing with a customer." He said angrily. "Don't you remember? In my shop, customers are always right.

4. Now the society has entered the era of mobile payment. Today, I bought a smart phone for my father. I said, "Dad, you have to learn to pay by mobile phone." My dad: "Why learn that? It is convenient to use cash. " Me: "so I can transfer money to you, and you can spend it at will, without applying to my mother." Father immediately put down the watermelon and said excitedly, "Tell me, how to use this?" .

The intern is a young girl. She is beautiful, but she is not very talkative and often annoys customers. Today, I took her to visit a client. When exchanging business cards with customers, customers politely said: This printed business card is ugly. Without hesitation, she interjected: Have you printed your head on your business card?