Classic quotations from gorgeous office workers

Classic quotations from gorgeous office workers

Is it flirting for orangutans to fight with monkeys?

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Insufficient ability! Insufficient ability! Is he talking about me? I'm full of abilities. My abilities are all in biceps, triceps and six-pack abs.

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I can't get up during the day, I can't sleep at night, and I wake up at eight on Sunday.

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Captain, you were driving a BMW when I was driving vxx, and you were already driving when I finally drove a BMW.

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-Can you dance with me?

-What dance?

-Old people dance.

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I saw a man in the company today. I saw the old me in the mirror, and you saw the later you in the mirror. Did you get a look at him? Did you get a look at him?

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Although a man can understand what he says, he can't believe it. A woman can't understand what she says, but you'd better believe what she says.

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I was thinking about the sentence that the woman scolded me today,' I joined the wrong company and entered the wrong line'. The more I think about it, the more I think she is right. I don't like this industry at all, I don't like this company, I don't like the faces of those executives. Yes! I just like LV, DG, GUCCI and Yogi, so I want to make fashionable clothes! Goodbye!

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Love is a game, and whoever really pays will be miserable.

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I have leadership ability, and all the assistants and secretaries in the company like me because I am not strict with them at all, including myself. I am the cheerleader of the company, and the company can't do without me. People do things, and I am' very good! Very good! "Great!"

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Every time I have a meeting, I feel depressed. I served tea and ordered takeout to set the table. I often feel like a waiter in a restaurant. After reading so many books, I always feel sorry for my parents.

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Strange? They all seem to know what they are going to do, but how come I don't know at all? I am sitting here. Is it different from standing here? It's better not to move than not to know. Just sit!

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I will treat you as you treat me. I love you as much as you love me!

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The saddest thing about you is that someone is really nice to you and you dare not ask for it.

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My name is Li Xiang, Li of Ang Lee, my dream. I'm just a small role.

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I don't blame David. I think he just forgot to let go of my hand.

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It's either good or bad. Anyway, it will never be good!

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One must be respected by others.

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Classic funny quotations from office workers

1, the last day's shift will play one clock every day. 2. The big boss is made.

I don't want to be a white-collar worker in my next life!

Where there is a box lunch, there is exploitation.

5. Beggars also get a holiday.

6. Why are you late? I'm lost on the road of life again!

7. If we can't finish writing the documents, our youth will be consumed.

8. The job fair is a box of mountains and seas, and the application book is sinking into the sea.

9. There is a little more money, but it is only enough to buy half a living room. (It was enough to buy one a year ago)

10, to hell with the year-end report.

1 1, people caught a cold and couldn't control themselves.

12. Why don't you take me with you when the earth turns?

13, when I came to the end of my life, I found it a blessing that I was left behind by others! You were alive when everyone else was in the coffin.

14, getting rich is the dream of every office worker, and being in a daze is the wish of every office worker.

15, behind a successful man there must be a great woman, and behind a successful boss there must be a group of unlucky employees.

16, what men want is a house, a car and an office position; Women only want men to be fools.

17, the degree of your respect is directly proportional to the thickness of your salary bag.

18, time is money, but time is worthless until a person finds a job.

19, employees keep diaries and bosses write biographies.

20. Life is not a simple addition or subtraction, but a salary.

People can't make money and spend money at the same time, so we need a wife. The husband of the office worker said.

22. The farthest distance between two points is the distance between the employee and the boss.

23. There are no stupid employees in the world, only employees who play the fool.

24. Capable people work hard, while incapable people pretend to work.

25. Employees like to eat out at noon, because that's the only time they can be picky.

26. The staff is like a flash. It won't blink unless you press it.

27. It is happy to go to work, but lucky to get money.

28. Choosing a boss is the same as choosing a wife, which is far from your original dream.

29. when you turn on the TV, you will always encounter advertisements. When you doze off, you will always meet the supervisor. This is life.

30. It is because everyone wants to make money without trouble that it is troublesome to make money.

3 1. The difference between a boss and a wife is that the former is easier to get rid of.

32. The higher the salary, the easier it is to be laid off, and the lower the salary, the easier it is to be replaced.

33. Creativity is a dream that your boss allows you to have.

34. The so-called modern business model means that after work, you will be cheated, and after work, you will be willing to cheat others' money.

Work 365 days a year with salary, bonus and overtime pay. If you don't go to work 365 days a year, you will get a real life or real poverty.

Inspirational quotations from office workers' work

Inspirational quotations from office workers' work

1, a strong-willed person, property can be plundered, but courage will not be deprived. Hugo

2, do things, not only when others want me to do it, but when others don't want me to do it. In this way, it will be very interesting and rewarding.

It's really lucky for a person to be fascinated by work to the last breath.

4. Belief does not necessarily lead to success, and failure without faith will definitely lead to failure.

Even an immature attempt is better than a stillborn strategy.

6. Positive people see an opportunity in every worry, while negative people see some kind of worry in every opportunity.

7. Work is the value of life, and the joy of life is also the place of happiness.

8. When everything seemed hopeless, I watched the stonemason knock on his stone hundreds of times, but no cracks appeared. But at the 10 1 time, the stone was split in half. I realized that it was not this blow, but the previous blow that split it.

9, every day, not afraid of thousands of miles; Do it often, not afraid of a thousand things.

10, a trickle can eventually wear off a big stone, not because of its strength, but because of dripping water day and night. Only through hard work and unremitting efforts can we acquire those skills, so we can say exactly: no step accumulation, no miles.

1 1, being a man is three points lower and doing things is three points higher.

12. No matter what fate, people are not born barbarians or beggars. People are surrounded by real and noble wealth-physical and mental wealth. -Hollismann

13, cherish what you have today and you will be rich tomorrow.

14, walking towards a certain goal is "ambition", never giving up halfway, it is "qi". Together, the two are "ambitions." This is the success or failure of all undertakings.

15, the most miserable, humble and humiliating person tortured by fate, has nothing to complain about as long as there is hope.

16, the slowest person walks faster than the aimless person as long as he doesn't lose his goal.

17, the sea of danger, doubt and negation surrounds people's island, and faith urges people to face the unknown future bravely.

18, human beings have been given a job, that is, spiritual growth.

19, the name of the bystander will never climb the scoreboard of the game.

20. Study hard and work hard to make youth more glorious.

Classic lines and quotations from the struggle of ants.

1, love is a feeling, even if it is painful, you will feel happy. If I have the sky and stars: if I have the world and its infinite wealth, I want more, but as long as I have you, even if I have no place in this world, I will be satisfied.

2, people can't stop walking too fast, or their hearts and souls can't keep up.

Every minute you are sad in this world, you will lose 60 seconds of happiness. Anyone who leaves this world can live.

4. If you dare to choose, you must dare to stay. If you dare to stay, don't be afraid that no one wants it.

5. The perfect man is to climb on the ground, watch the top of the mountain and stay in prison.

6. Men are sometimes honey. Looking at a flower, I want to take a bite, but at most people just pick up a bag, and the one that should be opened will still open, but you lost your life.

7. When I submitted my first resume, it was for my ideal; And when sending out the hundredth resume, it is to survive.

8. Marriage is a radish pit, and work is a basket of radish pits.

9. Life is like a train, and fate has squeezed us into the same carriage.

10, despair is that all life is unrecognizable overnight.

1 1. Marriage is just two little pigs, holding hands and walking happily into the slaughterhouse.

12, love is just a bed, two people, three acres of land, four eyes and five babies.

Whether you are an antelope or a lion, you'd better start running when the sun rises every day.

14, sometimes two people are together because of love, and they are separated because they love each other more.

15, in fact, life is like a play. There are no eternal heroes and heroines. A corner is gone, and B corner is coming. There is no difference between content and essence, see if you are suitable.

16, sometimes it takes a lifetime to turn around if you miss someone.

17, the rice is cooked, and the mood is weak.

18, girl, you broke into a man's heart and he should give you a home.

19, when they are together, they are as close as lips and teeth. Teeth touch tongue, and tongue will touch teeth again tomorrow. Men who are too strong will scare women away sooner or later.

2 1 money is used to realize ideals, not to pay.

22. Dark clouds that occasionally float in the sky may not rain all day.

23. No matter whether there is a minefield or a cliff ahead, I will fight against the coffin!

24. When people are vulnerable, they can always hold another person's love sensitively.

In fact, love is like air. The tighter you hold it, the easier it will slip through your fingers. When you let go, you will find love around you.