Four military jokes

1, instructor: "(Turn off the cockpit light) Well, the light is out, what will you do?" 」

Soldier: (takes out flashlight) I use this.

Instructor: "(Take away the flashlight) What if there is no electricity?" 」

Soldier: (takes out another flashlight) I have another one.

Instructor: "(takes away the flashlight) The light bulb is burnt out. What should I do? " 」

Soldier: (taking out the spare light bulb) I still have the light bulb.

Instructor: "The light bulb is broken."

Soldier: (takes out another flashlight) I have another flashlight, which is new.

Instructor: "Good, but I just want to see how you fly in the dark. Will you just pretend? " ? 」

2. With regard to the navy, in order to understand the reasons why some marines left the team, the government conducted a public opinion survey. The results show that the reason is "worried about the divorce of husband and wife"

The commander asked, "Why do you think others are comfortable?"

Several marines shouted together: "Divorce!" "

3. An airborne unit made a night airborne. In order to let the ground troops see where the airborne personnel landed, they wrapped all the airborne personnel in colorful lanterns. A paratrooper jumped off the plane when the airborne order was given. Because of the strong wind that night, the paratroopers were blown into the yard of an old lady's house in a neighboring village. At that time, the old lady was watching the moon in the yard. Just then, a man suddenly fell from the sky. The paratroopers came over and asked; Aunt, what is this place? The old lady said in a trembling voice; This is the earth ........

4. A military leader made a speech on handling the relationship between officers and men, and the manuscript was written by the secretary. At the end of the page, the director said, "Officers should love nurses"?

There was an uproar off the field. The officer turned to the next page in surprise and added loudly, "There is another soldier here!" "