Forty homophones that make your girlfriend angry and apologize to her.

A homophonic sentence that annoys your girlfriend and apologizes to her (I) 1. Do you know why people in Beijing don't say homophonic sentences? Because old Beijing is not harmonious.

2. "I may be a loach", "Why" and "Because I like loach"

3. Forward this purple potato. The person you like is purple potato to you.

4. If the mobile phone has a large memory, it can store a lot of self-fears, and then know its own changes: however, when China holds our friendship.

5.m and N had a fight, and M finally admitted his mistake because M was sorry.

6. "I have a great job." "What?" "Dig the lotus root."

7. If you don't even talk about falling in love, what are you talking about, crow's feet?

8. I saw my country dog happy and carefree every day, so I asked him' What is the secret of carefree every day' and he said' Woof, woof, woof'.

I didn't bring my book to class today. The teacher asked me where the book was. Yes, where did I lose?

10. Two grandfathers are playing chess. Child: Grandpa, your car is missing. Grandpa: What kind of car? It's called ju. Child: Oh, Grandpa, you rode away by yourself.

1 1. If Wang Zhi doesn't change it, it will demand compensation from Cai Yuan.

12. Fahai will never become a rapper, because he won't let go of snakes.

13. One day M and N quarreled, and finally M apologized because M was sorry!

Do you know why the sea is blue? Because the fish in the sea are spitting blue bubbles.

15. the Monkey King's golden hoop is missing. The Monkey King asked the earth god, "Where is my golden cudgel?" "Great Sage, your golden hoop is great, because it suits your hairstyle."

16. The queen ant is dead. Other ants have been clamoring that we don't have a queen. We have nothing in the future. Have you heard ... We have nothing in the future.

17. The song "This is a little love song of fried eggs ~" sung by fried eggs.

18. "How happy I would be if someone belonged to me" "Stop it, no one is a fish".

19. I bought a skirt today. I feel comfortable in it. I feel comfortable in it. Did you hear that? It's always there.

20. Everyone is a hamburger. Why are you all babies? I am the only stupid person!

I don't care. What do you care? Italy?

22. A Japanese man came to China to see a dentist, and they got into a fight. When the police asked, they knew that the dentist and the Japanese had said "pull out a tooth."

23. Crabs and clams took the exam together. When the crab was found cheating, the teacher asked the crab whose copy you copied. The crab said, "I copied the clam." The teacher said, "You are a fart."

24. Driving through a small quagmire, the water splashed by the small quagmire was loud, so it turned out to be such loud mud.

25. Rabbit and Bear's WeChat group was dissolved. The bear talked privately. Bonnie said not to build any more. Did you hear that? Don't say goodbye. ...

26. The dragon thanked the crab for cooking it, so it was kind of the crab to cook it.

A hunter killed a fox, and then the hunter died. The fox said, ha ha ha, I am a reflection fox.

29. You can't tell people who are afraid of dogs that life is not just about dogs in front of them, but also about dogs all over the street.

30. A loaf of bread was walking on the road and suddenly sprained its foot. It's croissants.

3 1. One day, Little Bear was washing clothes, but there was a place that could not be cleaned. Mother bear said that you rubbed it carefully for the bear, blushing and saying, "I rubbed it."

32. If Huang Ting can't find it, go-ah.

33. A duckling tried to stand with the duck in front, but he couldn't run. He shouted "Yes, yes, no".

34. When the deer takes a picture of the rabbit, it gets nothing. The deer made the rabbit jump. "You are too short." The rabbit is anxious to cry. "I'm not short, I'm not short at all."

It's so hot that we are familiar with each other.

36. The crab accidentally bumped into the loach when going out for a walk. The loach is very angry: "Are you blind?" The crab is very wronged: "no, I am a crab!" " "

37. One day, several students were eating in the canteen. The TV in the hall is playing the Qing Palace drama. After dinner, they tried to wipe their mouths and found that there was no paper. They asked their classmates who had paper. As soon as the voice fell, a long and soft eunuch voice on TV remembered, "The emperor has a purpose."

38. One day, I found a little dust on my body. I patted hard, but I couldn't fall, the dust didn't go, the dust didn't go. Did you hear that? I can't go back.

39. Am I short, short, short or short? Do you hear me or love?

40. The doctor prescribed me some pills. I accidentally knocked over the bottle, and the pills rolled out, screaming that they were good pills.