Who told me some funny jokes about punctuation?

Prepare 100 yuan. Fold in half and then fold in half, put it on the ground and step on it n times. Pick it up and see if the people above have nosebleeds. If it is, it is true. If not, it's fake.

A county magistrate with a strong accent went to the village to give a report: "rabbit, shrimp, pig tail!" No pickles, pickles are too expensive! ! 」

Attention, comrades and villagers! Stop talking and have a meeting now! ! )

After the county magistrate finished speaking, the host said, "Sausages and pickles, please!"! 」

Now, please talk to the township head! )

The township head said, "Rabbit, the dog ate today's meal, and everyone is a big jerk!" 」

Comrades, that's enough for today. We are all big bowls! )

No pickles, I'll pick up a piece of shit and lick it for you. ...

Don't talk, I'll tell you a story.

A few jokes that make me twitch.

A motorcyclist is used to wearing his coat backwards. He died in a traffic accident. When I arrived, I saw an old man next to me and asked him how he was doing. The old man said, when I saw him, he was still breathing. I saw his head screwed back, so I screwed his head back and he died.

13, I saw you the other day, in the supermarket. You quietly put your hand on the barcode scanner, and the screen shows: pig's trotters 8 yuan. You thought the machine was broken, so you leaned over to see it. The screen showed: 5 yuan, pig head.

14, one day you stood on the bus platform and laughed, causing passers-by to look at you like a rare animal. One of them asked you why you giggled. You fought back your laughter and said proudly, I fooled the ticket buyer and didn't get on the bus.

15, one day you squatted on the side of the road and looked at a pile of poop carefully. Smell it. Is it poop? You dig with your hands. It looks like poop. You put it in your mouth and taste it: it's really poop! You are so happy:: It's a good thing you didn't step on it! One day, a teacher asked a student, "Where did the Yellow River go?"

The students sang, "The river flows eastward." (The lyrics in Hao Han's songs are all sung by students.)

The teacher said, "You are sick! ! "

The students sang again and said, "You have everything I have!"

The teacher said, "Go out of the classroom and stand outside."

The students sang again and said, "Just leave."

The teacher said, "You quit school for me. ! "

The students sang and said, "Wind, wind, fire, run to Jiuzhou!" " The ultimate joke

Legend has it that there was a great warrior.

His sword is cold.

My hands are cold.

My heart is cold, too

therefore

He's freezing! ! !

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