What is the perfect joke formula?

According to the Russian newspaper, British scholars conducted a one-year social survey of more than 2 million people around the world through the Internet and selected the best jokes in the world in 2002. So, let's see if these jokes are worthy of the name:

The best joke in Germany

The general found a soldier's behavior strange: he always picked up a used piece of paper, looked at it, put it aside and muttered, "No, that's not what he wanted!" " "

So the general ordered the psychiatrist to see the soldiers. After the psychological doctor checked, he wrote; This man is mentally handicapped and unfit to be a soldier.

The soldier picked up the diagnosis book and said happily, "Yes, this is what I want!" " "

The best joke in America

Two hunters from Gaozhou, New Jersey are hunting in the forest. A man suddenly fell to the ground, rolled his eyes and stopped breathing.

Seeing this situation, the companion picked up his mobile phone and called the emergency center. He shouted to the waiter in panic, "My friend is dead! What should I do? "

The waiter said gently, "Don't be nervous, don't worry, I'll help you." But you have to convince us that he is really dead. "

There was silence ... and then there was a gunshot. The hunter picked up the phone again and said, "Well, what's next?"

The best joke in Ireland

An Irishman came to London for a holiday and stayed in a luxurious hotel. The waiter picked up the box and took him to his room.

The Irishman said angrily, "Look out! Don't let me live in such a small room just because I am Irish! "

The waiter quickly explained: "Sir, don't be angry! This is the elevator. "

The best joke in Britain

A woman got on the bus with a child in her arms. The driver glanced at the child and suddenly said, "I have never seen such an ugly child in my life!" " "

The angry woman went to the last row, sat down and said to a man next to her, "This driver just insulted me! I really want to hit him! "

The man replied, "Go and settle accounts with him quickly. I'll hold this ugly monkey for you!" " "

Canada's best joke

The Canadian space department began to prepare to send astronauts into space, but they soon got a report that astronauts could not write with ballpoint pens in weightlessness.

So it took them 10 years,1200 million dollars, and scientists finally invented the ballpoint pen. This pen is suitable for weightlessness, handstand, water, any flat object, MINUS 300 degrees Celsius.

Russians have been using pencils in space.

It can be said that no matter which country, regardless of race or color, people like jokes full of humor and wisdom, and many jokes often make people happy.

For most people, jokes may be just fun, and then they will not be considered. But people have been exploring the secrets of jokes that make people laugh. Someone concluded that a joke can only make people laugh if it has three factors: it makes people feel superior, eliminates the tension caused by anxiety, and the content is surprisingly stupid.

If the above summary is just a summary, then the following is already a refined study of jokes.

Some American scientists summed up the mathematical formula of a perfect joke:

x:(fl+no)/P .

Among them, X stands for the perfection of the joke, F stands for the fun of the joke, 1 stands for the length of the joke, N stands for the number of times the listener laughs his head off, O stands for the embarrassment, and P stands for the number of puns. The value of x is between 0 and 200, and a joke with 200 points is the perfect joke.

According to the above formula, scientists define the perfect joke as: "It can make people laugh their heads off through humorous remarks with comedy factors in a concise narrative, but it will not cause embarrassment in social situations."

Scientists believe that the key to the success of a joke lies in whether it has a funny punch line. At the same time, the length of jokes is also very particular, neither too short nor too long. The joke formula published by scientists scoffed at the pun factors emphasized in the past, and all jokes that used puns too much were judged by scientists as "mediocre in intention".

This joke formula was drawn by some psychologists and comedians. It is said that their motivation for this research is to prove that "seemingly serious scientists actually have a good sense of humor".

Psychologist Helen Pitcher, one of the authors of this joke formula, believes that people can "mass-produce" jokes according to this formula, but whether the creator has comedy talent is still the key to the success of joke works.

Therefore, jokes are the lubricant of interpersonal relationships. If you can skillfully use humorous jokes, you will be like a duck to water in interpersonal relationships.