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1. A monk came to my house and I said to him, "There are some things that I can't let go of some people." The Zen master said, "In fact, there is nothing in this world that I can't let go." I said, "But I just can't let go." The Zen master asked me to take the cup and pour hot water into it, and I didn't let go until the hot water overflowed. The Zen master said. I said, "My teacup is expensive!"

When people open their books before the exam, they are reviewing. Damn it, I open the book like I'm previewing it!

My classmates helped me with my lessons for three months, and finally, his grades dropped.

In the game of Internet cafe, someone suddenly said, "Where did you get your ID number?" Looking back, I saw several police uncles asking a child. The child said timidly, "The stationmaster said that you need an ID card to surf the Internet. I saw an ID number on the telephone pole outside and copied it. " The policeman's uncle said angrily, "Don't you dare use the wanted man's ID card. What did your parents teach you? It made us come for nothing. "

5. In the future, when a girl quarrels with her husband, don't go back to her parents' house, and learn to be smart. What passbook and clothes are weak points. Listen carefully to the tape: air conditioner remote control, TV remote control, his driver's license, ID card, car keys, change the computer and WiFi password, and then go back to your parents' home with peace of mind! I can't believe he doesn't know where he is wrong.

6. The head teacher said, "If you want to learn a course well, you must stick to it like chasing a person." I interrupted him and said, "Then try chasing eight at the same time." "Get out of here!" I instantly understood why I am a school scum. I was originally a single-minded person, and then I looked at Xueba contemptuously: you little bitches who go to class every time!

7. My buddy asked me to accompany him to buy furniture when he got married. I had to let him buy that big high-end sofa. My buddy is too expensive to live or die, and he said he didn't agree. Finally, an aunt next to her said, at first glance, your friend has been there, and the sofa is as important as the bed. Are you sure you can sleep in bed every day after you get married? The elder brothers gave me a meaningful black eye and paid decisively!

8. Money can buy a house, but not a home. Marriage can be bought, but love cannot. You can buy a clock, but you can't buy time. Money is not everything, but it is the root of pain! Give me your money and let me suffer alone!

9. There are two lovers in the park who are very sweet. The girl said, "Honey, I have a toothache." The boy kissed the girl and said, "Does it still hurt?" The girl said, "It doesn't hurt." Later, the girl said, "My neck hurts." So the boy kissed the girl's neck and said, "Does it still hurt?" The girl said happily, "It doesn't hurt anymore." An old lady saw it and couldn't help saying, "Young man, you are really amazing. Can you treat hemorrhoids? "

10. A couple went to see an art exhibition. The wife is highly myopic. She stood in front of a portrait and exclaimed loudly, Oh, my God! The woman in this photo is so ugly. The husband took her and said, keep your voice down. Wife angry: Why? The husband said, there is a mirror in front of you.