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If anyone knows, please copy it for me to see (because it’s very long). It needs to be complete.
I heard a joke that was very convoluted.
If anyone knows, please copy it for me to see (because it’s very long). It needs to be complete.
One day the devil caught the princess
The devil said: "Just scream until your throat breaks... no one will come to save you..."
Princess: "Broken throat...broken throat..."
No one: "Princess...I'm here to save you..."
Devil King: "Say Cao*Cao *Just there..."
Cao*: "Devil...what did you ask me to do..."
Devil: "Wow...I saw a ghost"
Ghost: "Damn! I've been discovered..."
Damn: "Ghost, you can see me..."
Devil: "Oh, My God!"
God: "Who called me?"
Who: "No one calls you..."
No one: "I Where are you? You're just pretending!"
Garlic: "Who is pretending to be me?"
Who: "Are you talking about me again? Are you looking for trouble?"
Trouble: "Which one is looking for me?"
Which one: "Looking for you? I didn't... Hey, there are so many people here."
Many people: "I just Come on...who are you?"
Which one: "I am not who."
Who: "He is not me."
Princess : "Are you all here to save me?"
Everyone: "I'm not here to save you, I'm here to watch the excitement."
Excitement: "What do I have? Good-looking?"
God: "It's none of my business, let's go first."
Devil: "You answer one question before you leave, why are so many people saving the princess? How can I continue to act as the Demon King?"
Go on: "If you don't want to be the Demon King, why do you want to play me?"
Princess: "If no one plays the Demon King, I can do it. Let's go."
No one said: "If I played the devil, how could I let you go..."
How could it be: "I won't let the princess go, I want to watch Lively."
Lively: "What are you watching me do?"
What: "You actually want to "fuck" me? Rogue!"
You actually: "Where am I?"
Me: "What does it have to do with me?"
The Demon King: "Damn! I'm going crazy..."
Fuck: "Why are you calling me!..."
Crazy: "What do you want me to do?"
You want me: "I don't know anything. ㄚ!"
I didn't know anything: "I didn't know!"
I didn't know: "I'm here ㄚ! Is someone calling me?"
Someone said: "I didn't call you!"
I didn't: "Who called him?"
Someone said: "It's unfair...I didn't... ."
I didn't: "I didn't accuse you wrongly..."
You: "I'm sorry you don't dare."
Forgive you: "Who said I dare not!?"
Who: "Please...I didn't say anything"
I said nothing: "What do you want me to say? "
I have nothing: "...you...aren't you my long-lost brother?"
My long-lost brother: "Copy. ..I will be called even with such a long name..."
Who: "...I want to leave this place of right and wrong as soon as possible"
Right and Wrong: "So this is my territory..."
I don't mean anything; No: "Don't make noise, Allah is talking..."
Don't Noise Allah: "I'm not talking..."
I'm not: "I'm not talking!..."
I'm not saying anything: "-_- "...let's go...Ala go outside and talk..
."
Leave: "I'm sorry...(cowardly)"
I have nothing to say: "It's none of your business...flash..." (The two brothers walked out angrily)
None of your business: "Ugh...why did you drive me away..."
Why: "I didn't want to drive you away. ...Be good...don't cry"
I didn't: "Oh...it's none of my business again"
It's none of my business: "What? Someone called me "?"
Someone: "Who wants to call you..."
Someone: "I really have to leave...T.T"
Go: "I'm really sorry...*V.V*" ("Who "fell to the ground")
None of your business: "...Aren't you my cousin?"
None of my business: "...Cousin...Long time no see..."
Long time: "I'm not here..."
Devil King: "Are you done?"
Ended: "He doesn't have me"
You guys: "I don't have him"
I don't : "Who said that?"
Who: "What did you ask me to do?"
You: "You actually want to fuck me?"
You: "I I don’t know how to fuck him.”
Me: “Who said I can’t do it?”
Who: “It’s unfair! I didn’t say...”
Said : "What do you want me to do?"
You two: "You two are so shameless!"
You two: "I want it! I want it!"
Shame : "Who wants me?"
Who: "I don't want it"
The Demon King: "Hurry up, I'm going to chase you away"
People La: "Kick me out? Looking for K"
K: "Who is looking for me?"
Who: "aaaaaaa! Don't mention my name, I will kill him if you mention it again!"
Him: "Don't kill me"
Me: "Who wants to kill me?"
Who: "Finally let me catch one, kill him ………”
One said: “Don’t catch me”
Me: “I’ve had enough. If anyone mentions my name again, I will never let you go!”
Who: "Look at my Eighteen Dragon-Subduing Palms!"
Me: "Look at my Nine-Yin White Bone Claws!"
Eighteen Dragon-Subduing Palms Palm: "What's good about me?"
Nine Yin White Bone Claw: "What's good about me?"
What's good about me: "Brother, I finally found you. !"
What's interesting: "Brother, let's go out and chat."
Devil King: "Damn...this is a marriage recognition meeting..."
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