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Once, Socrates was walking in the street, and someone hit him on the back with a stick, which made him unable to stand up and squat down, but soon, he stood up casually. Seeing that he didn't respond, others who witnessed the whole process asked him curiously: You were beaten, why didn't you fight back? Socrates replied with a smile: the wild donkey kicked you, did you return it? * Bernard Shaw loved riding a bike when he was young. Once he broke his leg bone, his female classmates took good care of him. Bernard Shaw was worried that he was weak-willed and would propose to this female classmate, so he decided to slip away. But he accidentally fell down the stairs and broke his leg. As a result, he really asked her if she would marry him. Bernard Shaw fainted when the female classmate nodded. A lady said to Mao Mu: I have been with a man for a long time. Am I in love with him? This famous writer has a very unique view on the test of love. He said: there is only one way to test whether you really love him. Would you like to brush your teeth with his toothbrush? Someone asked Dumas: Why can you enter your old age calmly? He retorted disapprovingly: It took me all my life to live today. When a famous figure in the Tang Dynasty was not an official, he once became seriously ill and said to his wife Lu: If I die of illness, don't be widowed and remarry. Lu went into the room, gouged out an eye and said that he would never change his mind. Later, Fang recovered from his illness and rose to the high position of prime minister, always respecting his wife. Detective novelists say: archaeologists are ideal husbands. You see, the older things get, the more he likes them. Voltaire visited Britain on 1727, and he found that the British hated the French very much. A group of Englishmen shouted at him: Kill him and hang the Frenchman! Voltaire said: English! You want to kill me because I'm French. Isn't it hard enough to be punished because I'm not English? The Englishman smiled and sent him all the way back to the apartment. Chaplin is a rare all-round filmmaker who can compose music, direct and act. Once, he held a film production meeting and a fly flew around him. At first, he hit it several times with his hand, but he missed it, so he asked for a fly swatter. During the dinner, he took a fly swatter, posed as a fly swatter and looked at the flies viciously. But he called three times. The comedian shrugged his shoulders and said, this is not the one just now! * After Li Bai's death, his body was buried at the head of the quarry river, and poets from all walks of life wrote poems in front of his grave. Someone wrote a quatrain: the stone quarrying river is a piece of rotten soil, and Li Bai's poems are famous throughout the ages; Two lines came and went, and a big axe fell in front of Lu Ban. * In his later years, Ouyang Xiu took pains to revise the words written in his life every day. His Baidu Home | Baidu Know | Log in to the news page and post it to Know MP3 Picture Video Encyclopedia to help set Baidu Know > Culture/Art >; Add literary reward points to the collection of solved celebrity stories: 0- Solution time: 2008-9-7 17:59 The teacher asked us to find a celebrity story, which is not widely known and should inspire us. Please help us, thank you, hurry up! ! Questioner: Angel \\229 1; Once, Socrates was walking in the street, and someone hit him on the back with a stick, so that he couldn't stand up and squatted down, but soon he stood up casually. Seeing that he didn't respond, others who witnessed the whole process asked him curiously: You were beaten, why didn't you fight back? Socrates replied with a smile: the wild donkey kicked you, did you return it? * Bernard Shaw loved riding a bike when he was young. Once he broke his leg bone, his female classmates took good care of him. Bernard Shaw was worried that he was weak-willed and would propose to this female classmate, so he decided to slip away. But he accidentally fell down the stairs and broke his leg. As a result, he really asked her if she would marry him. Bernard Shaw fainted when the female classmate nodded. A lady said to Mao Mu: I have been with a man for a long time. Am I in love with him? This famous writer has a very unique view on the test of love. He said: there is only one way to test whether you really love him. Would you like to brush your teeth with his toothbrush? Someone asked Dumas: Why can you enter your old age calmly? He retorted disapprovingly: It took me all my life to live today. When a famous figure in the Tang Dynasty was not an official, he once became seriously ill and said to his wife Lu: If I die of illness, don't be widowed and remarry. Lu went into the room, gouged out an eye and said that he would never change his mind. Later, Fang recovered from his illness and rose to the high position of prime minister, always respecting his wife. Detective novelists say: archaeologists are ideal husbands. You see, the older things get, the more he likes them. Voltaire visited Britain on 1727, and he found that the British hated the French very much. A group of Englishmen shouted at him: Kill him and hang the Frenchman! Voltaire said: English! You want to kill me because I'm French. Isn't it hard enough to be punished because I'm not English? The Englishman smiled and sent him all the way back to the apartment. Chaplin is a rare all-round filmmaker who can compose music, direct and act. Once, he held a film production meeting and a fly flew around him. At first, he hit it several times with his hand, but he missed it, so he asked for a fly swatter. During the dinner, he took a fly swatter, posed as a fly swatter and looked at the flies viciously. But he called three times. The comedian shrugged his shoulders and said, this is not the one just now! * After Li Bai's death, his body was buried at the head of the quarry river, and poets from all walks of life wrote poems in front of his grave. Someone wrote a quatrain: the stone quarrying river is a piece of rotten soil, and Li Bai's poems are famous throughout the ages; In his later years, Ouyang Xiu worked hard to revise the words he had written all his life. His wife told him not to modify them, saying, "Why are you torturing yourself like this?" ? Are you still afraid of being scolded by the teacher? Ouyang Xiu said with a smile: I am not afraid of being scolded by my husband, but I am afraid of being laughed at by future generations. Lincoln once dreamed that he was attending a rally. When he walked, everyone made way for Lincoln. At this time, in a large group of people, one whispered: He is just an ordinary-looking person. After hearing this, Lincoln said, Friend, God likes ordinary-looking people. So he gave birth to many ordinary-looking people. Carnegie, the American steel magnate, talks about his secret of success: I think my greatest advantage is that I can arouse people's enthusiasm. The best way for people to do it is to appreciate him and praise him. The boss's accusation is the easiest way to destroy the confidence of deployment. I haven't seen anyone yet. Things can be done better when they are blown away than when they are appreciated. * Eliot, president of Harvard University in the United States, said: I think Harvard can really be called a treasure house of knowledge now. However, I am thinking that Harvard can become a treasure house of knowledge because freshmen bring knowledge, while seniors leave school with only a little knowledge. Curtis, a famous doctor in Germany, once hosted a banquet. He wanted to cut up the roast pig on the table and give it to the guests. He roasted it with a knife first. Then he cut a knife horizontally, and then pulled the cut mushrooms and other stuffing out of the pig's stomach quickly and brilliantly. Then he took out a suitcase from his pocket, took out surgical needles and threads from the suitcase, and sewed up the cut chest. After sewing, he patted the roast pig's chest and smiled and said to the guests, as long as you carefully investigate and take good care of him, you will soon be able to walk on the ground. Once, when he was teaching Shakespeare on the pulpit, he accidentally stepped into the air and fell under the pulpit. He stood up and said to the students with great momentum: after 40 years of teaching, this is the first time that I have fallen to the same level as the audience! Once, a performance competition imitating Chaplin was held in a certain place, with as many as thirty or forty participants. Chaplin himself participated anonymously and won the third place. Chaplin thinks this is the biggest joke of his life! * A female student at Smith Women's University in the United States was late for a date with her boyfriend and had to climb the window. But the window is too heavy for her to lift. Suddenly someone came to help her and whispered to her, Don't let others see it. President Wilson came in with a smile. * Dr. Johnson, whose father runs a big second-hand bookstall. Once, there was a program not far away. His father wants Dr. John to distribute some books and transport them to the market for sale. His father called him three times in a row to go, but Dr. Johnson was absorbed in reading a thick and big book at this moment, playing dumb and ignoring it. His father sighed and had to go by himself. At that time, Dr. Johnson was eighteen. Fifty years later, one day at eleven o'clock at noon, the local people saw the bloated old man kneeling in the street. He put his hat under his arm, put his crutch aside and knelt in the sun, tears streaming down his face. By this time, Dr. Johnson had become famous and everyone came to see him. He said to everyone: 50 years ago, on the same day and at the same time, I didn't listen to my father, and now I am kneeling here to confess! A bartender in Paris said: I can tell the nationality of a customer after he has had two double martinis. The French fall in love, the Spanish dance, the Germans brag, the Italians sing, the Irish fight, and the Americans stand up and speak. Joey Brown went to the East during the Pacific War and met General MacArthur. They took a photo together. The famous movie star Lian said: I can take a picture with your Excellency Sansheng. However, General MacArthur said: This photo was taken for my youngest son. He often hoped that his father could take photos with celebrities. * In his later years, Ouyang Xiu worked hard to revise the words he had written all his life. His wife told him not to modify them, saying, why do you torture yourself like this? Are you still afraid of being scolded by the teacher? Ouyang Xiu said with a smile: I am not afraid of being scolded by my husband, but I am afraid of being laughed at by future generations. Mark Twain worked in a newspaper when he was young. Six months later, the editor told him not to come back tomorrow. Mark Twain asked why? The editor-in-chief said: Because you are too lazy. Mark Twain smiled and replied: It will take you six months to find out that I am lazy, but I knew it the first day I entered the newspaper. * Yang Xiu, a trusted minister of Cao Cao in the later Han Dynasty, was very clever at the age of nine. One day, my father took Kong Ping to visit him, and he wanted to take Yangmei to entertain him. Kong Ping saw it and jokingly asked: Is this your fruit? Yang Xiu immediately replied: I have never heard that peacocks are your poultry! * When Su Shi was the county magistrate of Hangzhou in the Song Dynasty, there was a villager who made a living by fans, but when it was cold, fans could not be sold, so he owed taxes. Dongpo asked him to draw dead wood and bamboo stones with fans, and drew more than 20 fans. Only when the county headquarters walked out of the county gate, someone came to buy it. So all the taxes owed were paid off. The Italian Renaissance painter Raphael painted a portrait of Maria holding her son Jesus, on her right. There is a maid on the lower left. But there is a big blank directly below, and he is thinking about what to fill. At this time, he saw two children in the window of a nearby bakery from the window of his studio. The older one is about four or five years old, holding his chin up, looking up at the sky and talking to his brother. The little one is leaning on his arm to listen to his brother. Raphael thought it was beautiful, so he drew them at the bottom of the painting, and with wings, they became two. He replied: I had many dreams, and then I painted around them. Fantasy can make people see the intangible, and will can make the intangible become a tangible entity. Einstein put forward his views on success in life at a news conference. He expressed it with a mathematical formula: Assuming that A represents a person's success, I can write the following formula: A = X+Y+Z, X represents work, and Y represents games. Einstein smiled and replied: Z is to keep your mouth shut. * Finnish conductor Boris Sebo and his wife came to the United States to perform. It is said that the house where they live is often haunted. One day, they were awakened by the sound of a ghost. Mrs Sebo asked her husband to have a look, but the conductor said, No, honey, you'd better go, because your English is better than mine. When Mozart was six years old, his first concert was held in the palace in Munich, Germany. As soon as the floor in the palace was smooth, he slipped as soon as he entered the palace door. At this moment, a little princess came to help him up and kissed his hand. Mozart was so grateful that he didn't know how to thank him. He said, when I grow up, I must marry you as my bride. Everyone burst into laughter. * In the American election of 1948, President Truman chased him from my side to the presidential palace, but I didn't see him. Later, when I met the President, a reporter asked him what had happened along the way. President Truman replied: A police car stopped us. It seems that an important person will pass through this town today. Once, a reporter asked Kennedy: How did you become a hero in World War II? Kennedy replied: They sank my cruise ship and I became famous. We know that Kennedy was on the boat DT-O 8 and was sunk by the enemy, so he was injured. Socrates' wife is fierce. On one occasion, after she lost her temper and scolded Socrates, Yu Nu took a big bucket of water and poured it on her husband's head. Socrates scratched his wet hair and laughed. Once, a friend treated him. During the dinner, he remembered that there was a bottle of good wine at home, so he told his friends to wait and go home to get the wine himself. Friends were waiting around, but Newton didn't come back, so we had to investigate. It turned out that Newton thought of an experiment on his way home. When he got home, he plunged into the laboratory and started the experiment, completely forgetting about entertaining his friends with wine. On another occasion, when he was hungry, he boiled eggs to eat, but while thinking about the problem, he put the eggs in the pot. The problem was solved. When he wanted to eat eggs, he opened the lid and picked up his pocket watch. * Sima Guang in the Song Dynasty was born in an official family. Wit and studious since childhood. Just turned 20, admitted to Jinshi. He is an honest official, who often studies in his spare time and is determined to write a general chronicle for people's reference. In order to seize the time to study, he specially made a log pillow. The magical function of the pillow is that when sleeping, the body will roll as soon as it rotates, and people will wake up to continue learning knowledge, so it is called "police pillow". Whenever Sima Guang needs a rest, he puts a "police pillow" on the pillow. Thanks to this study, he finally became a knowledgeable person. Responder: wsadujhk 1234- level 2 2008-9-7 13:00 let me comment >> questioner's evaluation of the answer: cool ~! Related content? 6? 1 celebrity stories and famous sayings (consistent) 322009-10-1? 6? 1 patriotic celebrity stories 1552009- 10-8? 6? 1 the story of a celebrity who worked hard for his dream and finally achieved great success 42009- 10-8? 6? 1 Who knows the famous sayings or celebrity stories about persistent learning 162009- 10-5? 6? 1 celebrity stories about friendship 132009- 10-3 More related issues >> Feng Yuyang (1882- 1948) studied very hard all his life. When he was a soldier, he studied whenever he had time, and sometimes stayed up all night. Reading at night, in order not to affect others' sleep, I found a big wooden box, cut it open, put my head in, and read by dim light. When Feng Yuyang was a brigade commander, he was stationed in Changde, southern Hunan, and was required to read English for 2 hours every morning. When studying, he closed the door and hung a sign outside the door, which read "Feng Yuyang is dead" and refused to let outsiders in. After learning, the signboard on the door was changed to "Feng Yuxiang is still alive". Feng Yuxiang hates people who are not punctual. 1927 Because Wang Jingwei didn't observe the meeting time, he was often absent and late for the meeting. In a rage, Feng Yu made up a couplet and gave it to him: a table of snacks and half a table of fruit, but I didn't know that the people would meet at two o'clock and arrive at four o'clock. Is Feng Yuxiang's strategist named Usmanov a revolutionary spirit? He especially likes to inquire about the situation of the nationalist army and often pesters Feng Yu to ask questions. I began to ask about the general situation of the Northwest Army, and gradually involved the personnel arrangement of the enemy. On this day, Usmanov asked Feng Yuyang something again. Feng Yuyang said unhappily, "Mr. Consultant, do you know what the two consultants talked about in China?" Usmanov shook his head: "I don't know." Feng Yuxiang told him: "People who care are also asking questions. A consultant is when I look at you and have something to ask you, you answer. " During the Anti-Japanese War, Feng Yuxiang lived in Geleshan, a suburb of Chongqing. Most of the local residents are the residences of senior military and political officials, and ordinary people dare not serve as Changbao, so Feng Yuyang recommended himself as Changbao. Because of his warm service, he was well received by the residents. One day, a company soldier of a certain army was stationed in the local area, and the company commander came to Changbao for office affairs, borrowed a house, borrowed tables and chairs, and complained that he was not satisfied. Feng Yuyang is wearing a blue coarse trousers coat with a piece of white cloth wrapped around his head, which is the standard costume of Sichuan farmers. Seeing that the company commander was angry, he bent down and bowed deeply, saying, "Your honor, you have worked hard! There are many officials living in this place, so it is really difficult to run errands. If it is temporary, you will do it. " Hearing this, the company commander was furious and said, "I want you to teach me a lesson!" You are a big shelf! " Feng Yu smiled and replied, "No, I used to be a soldier and never wanted to disturb my old surname." The company commander asked, "What else have you done?" "The platoon leader and company commander have also done it, and the battalion commander and head have also done it." The company commander stood up and said politely, "What else did you do?" Feng took his time and said with a smile: "Teachers and commanders have also worked, and they have also served as general commanders for a few days." The company commander looked at the big guy carefully and suddenly woke up from a dream with his feet together: "Are you Vice Chairman Feng? The subordinates deserve to die, please punish the vice chairman! " Feng Yuxiang bowed again: "Please sit down, my Lord! I am the vice chairman of the Central Military Commission and the chief insurance officer here, so I should wait on adults. " A few words made the company commander feel embarrassed and quickly quit. Interviewee: Liu Zide-1 1 Grade 2008-9-62 1:55 stephen william hawking /view/5205.html? Wtp=tt Interviewee: Lunu4416-4 2008-9-621:55 Wang Yanan was tied to a post to study. Wang Yanan, a famous Marxist economist and the earliest translator of Das Kapital in China, went to Europe by boat on 1933. The passenger ship was heading for the Red Sea when suddenly the waves were huge and the ship shook unsteadily. At this moment, Wang Yanan with glasses and a book in his hand walked into the restaurant and begged the waiter to say, "Please tie me to this post!" " The waiter thought he was afraid of being thrown into the sea by the waves, so he tied Wang Yanan firmly to the post as he said. After binding, Wang Yanan opened the book and read it attentively. As soon as the foreigners on board saw it, they all cast amazing eyes on him and praised him again and again, saying, "Ah! China people are amazing! " The story "Studying Hard in Qu Yuan's Cave" tells that Qu Yuan hid in the cave to read the Book of Songs despite the opposition of his elders and the wind and rain when he was a child. For three years, he familiarized himself with 305 Poems of the Book of Songs, and gained rich nutrition from these folk songs, eventually becoming a great poet. Lu Xun chewed pepper to drive away the cold. Mr. Lu Xun studied hard since he was a child. When I was a teenager, I attended Jiangnan Naval Academy and got excellent results in the first semester. This school won a gold medal. He immediately took it to the street of Nanjing Gulou and sold it. Then he bought some books and a bunch of red peppers. Whenever it's cold at night and he can't stand reading at night, he picks a pepper and chews it in his mouth, making his forehead sweat. In this way, he insisted on studying. After studying hard, he finally became a famous writer in China. Answer: 928936462- Level 1 2008-9-62 1:58 Waiting for you to answer the stories of celebrities in Xiling Press. What is the background music when telling the love of celebrities in the story behind the story? Are there any growth stories about celebrities or great men in mp3? A childhood story of a celebrity, a 400-word growth story of a celebrity, a 400-word growth story of a celebrity in China, 100 words, thank you? 0? 82009 Baidu
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