The joke that the female boss doesn't pay.

One of performance pay, Zhu Ziqing's spring.

Expectation, expectation, standards have come out, and the pace of performance pay is near.

Everything looked like I had just woken up, and I opened my eyes with joy. Prices have gone up, house prices have gone up, teachers' salaries have gone up, and teachers cheered happily.

Standards have been sneaking out of government documents, bidding documents and green. On the internet, on TV, in newspapers, look, the salary of the school is full.

The municipal government, education bureau and finance bureau, you won't let me, and I won't let you, all striving to be the leader of performance pay. The standards are horribly high and the standards are horribly low. There is something sweet in the standard. Close your eyes, China seems to be full of performance pay, performance pay, performance pay! Under the performance salary, hundreds of teachers are clamoring, and teachers of all sizes are flying around. The standard of performance pay is everywhere: this and that, scattered all over the country, like eyes, like stars, still flashing. ......

Performance pay (2) Su Shi's "Water Tune Song Tou"

"When will have money? I don't know how much it can go up. When did you get it? I want to ask in a low voice, but I'm afraid others will laugh. It's really cold to think about it. It seems that it will always be a dream, some people say in He Nai. If you want to be calm, the waves will rise and you will be annoyed. There should be no cheating. Why do you always write bad checks? People have wives and children, and their families need sauce, vinegar, oil and salt. This matter is old and difficult. I hope people will last for a long time and pay more! "

The third performance song "The Story of Spring"

It was a spring in 1994, and a teacher made a wish that the salary of teachers should not be lower than that of civil servants. Miraculously, many people apply for normal universities and normal colleges. Spring thunder wakes up inside and outside the campus, and spring warms people's hearts. Teachers, teachers, you have taken a new step in teaching and educating people. You have taken a new step in teaching and educating people! Step into the spring of educational reform.

Another spring in 2006, a compulsory education law made a promise: teachers' salaries are not lower than those of civil servants, and the journey of curriculum reform set sail. The spring breeze wrinkled a pool of spring water, and the spring fog covered the teacher's eyes. Teachers, teachers, you have launched a new picture of curriculum reform. You have unfolded a new picture of curriculum reform and held out colorful spring.

In 2009, another spring came, and there was a decision to make an oath that teachers' salaries should not be lower than those of civil servants, and teachers' money prospects were promising. The spring breeze blows again, and the spring thunder rings again. When can the spring rain really nourish teachers' hearts? Teacher, teacher, you have taken a proud step, you have taken a proud step and entered the colorful spring.

It was a spring in 2009, and there was another new proposal. Instead of turning teachers into civil servants, it is better to implement performance pay. Party, party, really great! The care of the party spreads the teacher's heart, teacher, teacher, why is your identity so difficult! How can your identity be so difficult! Into the abyss of the future, the story of spring.

Performance Pay (Part IV) "Random Bomb Teacher"

1. Continue to dream about performance pay. On his deathbed, the old man said to his grandson with trembling lips, "When the children's wages ... and teachers ... have come back to life, you must ... write them down on paper ... and burn them to me. I want to invest below. " The child said, "Don't worry, Grandpa, I will try my best to live to that day." Grandpa closed his eyes with satisfaction after listening to his grandson. Decades later, a dying old man knelt in front of his grave and burst into tears: "Grandson, I have been waiting for a salary increase for teachers for so many years. I am ashamed of my ancestors! " Say that finish, anger toward, the whole body quiver two quiver will not move. Those eyes are still wide open and die unsatisfied! ! Grandson died and went to heaven. One day, he met God, and God said, I can grant you a wish. He said, "Can you sink the island of Japan?" God said: this is too difficult, change it. Sun Tzu added, "Then I'll give my teacher a raise." God wiped the sweat from his head and said, "What's your last wish? Bring me the globe and let me see ... "

2. A group of teachers ran to the well. They saw the performance pay in the well and shouted, "Oh, no! ! ! ! Performance pay fell into the well! Come on! Let's fish it up! ! ! ! "Then, the old teacher hung upside down on the tree, holding the big teacher's feet, and the other teachers followed one after another, one after another, until they reached the well. Just when they touched the performance pay, the old teacher looked up and found that the performance pay was hanging in the sky.

The last teacher shouted excitedly, "Don't be silly! Performance pay is still hanging in the sky! "

3. Classic advertising words derived from performance pay:

(1) Yang: Performance pay, we have been working hard.

(2) provincial finance: performance pay has increased fivefold at a time, which is easier said than done without spending money.

(3) Municipal Finance: Keep the salary yourself!

(4) county finance; Our goal is-no salary!

(5) County Education Bureau: Whether it goes up or not, everything is possible!

(6) Teachers' expectation: this year's holiday will not increase wages, but performance pay will increase if it does.

(7) Teacher's family: performance pay, regardless of whether she (he) is good to me!

(8) Major media: Good performance will outweigh salary increase!

4, teachers' salary increase-beautiful air conditioning;

The central government issued a document saying that teachers' salaries should be raised-central air conditioning; Rural teachers' salary increase-air conditioning to the countryside.

5. Several ways for teachers to die:

Sue the Education Bureau for killing you; Offend the headmaster and sentence you to death; Stupid students piss you off; Savage parents kill you;

If you don't raise your salary, you will die; Competing for posts will kill you; Professional title evaluation will kill you; The exam ranking crushes you;

Educational reform has exhausted you; Holiday training is too busy for you; Glorious career coax you to death; You worked hard all your life, but you died of illness;

The treatment of civil servants has deceived you to death! Want to get a raise and miss you to death!

6. The current situation of teachers' life: the headmasters are aristocratic, the leaders are multi-headed, the teachers are enslaved, the students are grandparents, the interpersonal relationship is complicated, overtime is day and night, the work is unpaid, the inspection is severe, and the treatment of migrant workers is turned over. Full of blood, learning to be excellent is an official, and being a teacher has suffered. Urgent difficulties and dangers must be in place, and teaching and educating people all day is exhausted. Students' complaints and replies are correct, and they have to pay taxes if their wages are not high. More tired than cattle from morning till night, three meals a day are irregular. I dare not leave my post for a moment. I have a meeting after work. Meeting the inspection makes people collapse and don't understand society every day. The promotion of professional titles was returned to retirement, leaving home and industry to live up to their elders. It is shameful to be ashamed of your own money. The people also say that we take bribes, and our youth is so embarrassing. You modify it, haha, it's really funny.