What jokes did you make after drinking the broken membrane?

I don't know what I've done, and I always feel in distress when listening to others.

We have the habit of visiting here for the New Year. Every year, several close friends gather in a certain house. I went to a friend's house last year and got drunk at noon.

I belong to the kind of person who can't drink well, but can't resist. As long as the wine is strong, I will drink whatever others say. I never care how much I can drink, as long as I have fun.

I should have drunk too much that day. When I woke up, I slept in the bed at home. I don't know how I got back. The next day, my friend called me and told me what happened to me yesterday, which made people laugh and cry.

After drinking too much, my personality is still relatively strong. I'm not drunk, but when I rode home by electric car, my friend worried that I was drunk and said he would send me back.

I insisted on not riding an electric car, and he followed me by riding an electric car. He said that I sang all the way on the road, singing that my sister was at the bow, with a high voice and high spirit, which made people speechless.

I don't know how many passers-by eyes I have gained. Anyway, it is said that the return rate is super high. Although I have forgotten the specific content myself, I always feel a little shy.

I take the s line all the way. When I first arrived at my house, I knelt down to my wife and said a lot of disgusting things to her. Of course, it is said that I will never admit it. I always thought I was just drunk and didn't stop. As for what I said, I don't know.

I haven't touched a drop of white wine since the Spring Festival. I've had so many problems since I knew I was drunk, and I'm really afraid of doing something irreparable again. That's terrible.

The wine is good, but don't drink too much.