Brilliant funny sentences make people laugh.

1. Salary is like a period, once a month, and it will be gone in a week or so

2. Life is like making a phone call, either you hang up first or I hang up first.

3. The secret of longevity: Keep breathing and don't die.

4. Because I was too heartless in the past, I am heartless now.

5. Some people look much better than real people when they make masks.

6. I don't tidy my room. I'm a beauty in a messy room.

7. Some things don't need to be argued. They are ostensibly obedient and secretly rebellious.

8. Brushing your teeth is a bittersweet thing, because you have a cup in one hand and a washing utensil in the other.

9. I am proud of my flat chest, and I save cloth for the country.

1. Be happy when you are alive, because we will die for a long time.

11. Everyone says that my sister is beautiful, but in fact, she is made up.

12. If the sky gives me brilliance, I will be more rampant than the sky.

13. When the water is clear, there is no fish, and when people are mean, they are invincible.

14. You know my length, and I know your depth.

15. If you look like a steamed stuffed bun, don't blame the dog for following.

16, don't be infatuated with elder brother, sister-in-law is the legend.

17. There is a vine on a high mountain, with a bronze bell hanging on its head. When the wind blows, the bronze bell moves, and when the wind is still, the bronze bell stops.

18. White Stone Pagoda, White Stone Pagoda, White Stone Pagoda, White Stone Pagoda, White Stone Pagoda, White Stone Pagoda, White and Big Stone Pagoda.

19. Don't even dare to spend 2 yuan. When can you become an entrepreneur? You can't be a family or a master. You can only be a nanny.

2. Go east street and west street to see if you have it. If you haven't, you should do it when it's time. Opportunities don't come every day.

21. You can buy with confidence and use boldly, and all my products are guaranteed! One guarantee, two guarantees, and all products shine.

22, buy a horse to buy a run, buy a good product, and pick up a woman to pick up a big girl! Buy a comb, of course, buy a beef tendon comb.

23 or 2 yuan is not much, so you can't buy a house or a car. If you can, you can only buy a toy car that can't smoke for your son.

24. Feel free to use it, buy it boldly, don't hesitate, don't wander, you hesitate and wander for nothing.

25 or 2 yuan is not much, so you can't buy a house or a car, and you can't travel to Singapore.

26. I'm doing it, you're watching, your eyes are counting, and your heart is counting. Do you think 2 yuan is worthwhile?

27. Smoking hurts the liver, drinking hurts the stomach, playing mahjong tires the society, and finding a young lady is a criminal offence.

28. It's not like buying a refrigerator or freezer, but having a family meeting with my wife for half a year.

29, 2 yuan is nothing, you can't hurt your waist, you can't get things done, you can't buy a house or land.

3. Zhang San bought a horse and Zhang San rode it, but Li Si didn't feel anxious, so his heart was better than his action!

31. Opportunities don't come every day. You should do it when it's time to do it, so as not to play empty-handed.

32 or 2 yuan is common. It's better to eat less chewing gum than to lose the game of sparrows.

33, 8 pacesetters rushed to the north slope, and the artillery ran side by side to the north; The artillery is afraid to touch the pacesetter, and the pacesetter is afraid to touch the artillery gun.

34. One-day life: be upright in the morning, loyal at noon, lucky in the afternoon and energetic at night.

35. The monk takes the soup to the tower, and the tower slides the soup and scalds the tower; The monk served the soup on the tower, and the soup was boiled in the soup sliding tower.