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Can make you laugh and cry! How funny is the story that Su Dongpo is afraid of his wife?

Before answering this question, the author wants to? Show off? Talk about knowledge. Post a poem by Su Shi first: Mr. Dongpo has no money, and his family has been ruined for ten years. Gold can be a river or a plug, and only Frost Temple is mysterious. Longqiu laymen are also poor, and they talk about sleepless nights. Suddenly, I heard the roar of a lion in Hedong, and my walking stick fell into my palm. Who is like Puyang Gongzi Xian, who drinks and eats meat? There is nothing left in life, but I study at home and forget to meditate at home. There are ten hectares of fields in front of the door, surrounded by Qingxi flowers. This poem is called "A Letter to Wu De Ren and Jane Chen Jichang".

Pay attention to boldface, because this is a story written by Su Shi about being afraid of his wife. But it's not that Su Shi is afraid of his wife, but that he has a good friend named Chen Jichang. Things have to start with Su Shi first? Fengxiangfu signed the verdict? Tell me about it. At this time, Su Shi was a scholar who was an official for the first time. Nature has been proud of sex for nine years, and people in heaven and earth, through the ages, have not entered its eyes. Unfortunately, his boss doesn't like him at all. This man's surname is Chen, so he secretly took Su Shi away to educate him. Su Shi is very unhappy, but there is nothing he can do if he is not happy. Who let others be your immediate boss? Writing poetry can be inferior to you, but the county magistrate is not as good as being in charge now, and he has to accept it if he refuses.

Fortunately, this experience quickly made Su Shi understand. It turned out that boss Chen was taking care of himself, fearing that his career would be ruined if he took a loophole. So Su Shi is very grateful to him. Later, Su Shi and Boss Chen's son became good friends.

However, Su Shi found that Chen Jichang feared his wife like a tiger. Su Shi was very strange at first, and soon understood why. It turns out that every time Chen Jichang invites guests to dinner at home, he arranges some geisha to sing and dance, a group of people, according to the rules? Enjoy the flowers, the moon and the autumn fragrance? This was a popular thing in officialdom at that time. As long as you are an official, no one can escape.

But Chen Jichang's wife is special? Love your husband? I am afraid that my husband will go astray, so every time I hold such a banquet, I will stand next door with a stick and my ear pressed against the wall to listen to the situation there. Once I hear laughter, I will turn the stick. Touch it? Hit the wall. Chen Jichang immediately realized that he was in danger of making mistakes and quickly corrected them! Because if you dare not correct it, then after the banquet, the stick will fall on yourself!

Su Shi laughed his head off when he learned about this! Because both Su Shi and Chen Jichang are proficient in Buddhism. So Su Shi wrote this poem and recorded it! And thus created an idiom? Lion roar? . Used to describe a husband who is afraid of his wife, scared to death!

Hedong refers to a famous family in the Tang Dynasty. For example, Liu Zongyuan and Liu Gongquan were originally from the Liu family in Hedong. And his wife, Liu, is from Hedong!

Lion roar, as we all know, is a Buddhist term. Monks often roar to help their disciples become enlightened. The metaphor is very dignified, which can make the lost people realize and embark on the right path!

Now, Su Shi has grasped this point, and he skillfully compared Chen Jichang's fear of his wife. Humor and elegance, this is a must!