Ask a joke, 180 words or less. The more, the better.

A county magistrate with a strong accent went to the village to make a report:

"Rabbit.

Shrimp.

, pig tail!

No pickles, pickles are too expensive! !

"

(Translation: Comrades

, villagers.

Attention! Stop talking and have a meeting now!

)

After the county magistrate finished speaking, the host said, "Please give me sausages and pickles!

"

Now, please talk to the township head! )

The township head said, "Rabbit!

The dog ate today's meal.

, everyone is a big jerk!

"

(Translation: Comrades

Today's meal is enough.

Everyone makes a big bowl!

)

"

No pickles,

I'll pick up a piece of shit and lick it for you . "

(translation:

Don't talk,

Let me tell you a story. . . )

Taoyuan dialect is very strange, with a high ending, such as "ju", pronounced as.

"pig"

Go to the propaganda department of the county party Committee first and contact the personnel bureau for an interview. The propaganda department made an appointment for me. Turn on the speaker.

Propaganda Department: "Hello, are you a pig?

(Personnel Bureau) "

The other party: "

No, you're mistaken.

. I am not a person but a pig (Personnel Bureau), and my mother is a pig (Grain Bureau). "

I tried to hold back my laughter and my stomach hurt.

The next day, I attended a county briefing. Roll call before the meeting.

Moderator: "Which units have arrived?

"

So the participants signed up one by one:

"

I am a wild boar.

(Public Security Bureau). "

"

My name is pork pig.

(Education Bureau). "

"

I am a little pig.

(post office) "

"

I am a typical pig.

(Telecommunication Bureau)