Ask college students to read a funny poem at the New Year's Day Gala. Five or six people, must have the funny effect of shocking people.

A: The Story of kung pao chicken and Potatoes

Author, Xinmin School-Grade One and Grade Two

B: Materials,

25g of chicken breast

A: 5g of peanuts

B: Two cloves of garlic and three slices of pulp

A: One section of onion, dry red. And yellow rice wine

A: Put a little starch, grab it evenly with your hands, and let it stand for a while

B: Let it stand for a while

A: Yes, brackets. This method is called pickling or sizing, which can remove the fishy smell of meat and is suitable for all kinds of meat-including

B: (with a sigh) ah ... When the oil is hot, pour in diced chicken and stir-fry for a moment.

A: Finally, add garlic and vegetable granules, pour in rice wine and sweet sauce to taste, and then add a little sesame oil.

B: (with a sigh) and (with action) pour in peanuts, stir-fry, and stir-fry for about one minute. Let's talk about the story of potatoes again.

B: potatoes, potatoes, you will always be the protagonist in the university cafeteria. You are almost everywhere. Where you are needed, you will be there.

A: You are the chicken in kung pao chicken, and you are still the meat in the spicy sliced meat.

C: In this dish, when the meat is not there, you are the meat.

All the year round,

potatoes are here,

neither sad nor happy

A: You eat or not,

potatoes are in the pot,

neither increase nor decrease

C: You buy or not,

Year after year,

potatoes are in the university cafeteria.

Buddha said: Son, that's because potatoes are round.

A: I asked Buddha again: Why don't you give all women the face of closing the moon and feeling ashamed of flowers?

Buddha said: Every woman who loves potatoes can't afford to get hurt.

C: Just like this, along the way, I ate potatoes and sang out-of-tune songs, and stayed in school to teach.

B: Just like this, along the way, I ate potatoes and sang out-of-tune songs, and got the first national natural fund.

A: Just like this. There is no-canteen

C: Without potatoes, there would be no grade one and two group of Xinmin School, which is United and beautiful.

Together: Potato, you have changed us, and we have changed the world!

Ouyang Guanya: After eating these two dishes, I remembered my school days.

One pound and one tael a day, absolutely not more, but less.

breakfast, a steamed bun, rice grains running next to each other,

at noon, two bowls of cakes, be careful not to hit your feet, you can't stand hitting your feet,

enclosed symbol, the alkali in the corn noodles is uneven, saying that the alkali is evenly distributed, which costs the basin.

A bowl of cabbage soup is the healthiest without oil.

At night, a bowl of rice seeds can't chew water.

Every day, the old three samples are swaying in class.

Both men and women are tall and short, and quantification is quantification.

You said you had money in your pocket, so don't give it here (pi m ? n).

It's no use giving it, two tickets are not enough.