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What is Oriental Scala?
Keywords: Funny Entertainment Culture
Category: Variety Entertainment
Introduction: Comprehensive entertainment programs, some will make you laugh, and some will make you cry.
I have long heard that there is an Oriental Scala in Beijing. I often see Scala video programs on the bus when I go out, and I feel that the scene is very hot. Not long ago, I heard from a friend that there is also a Skala in Harbin, and I have always wanted to try it out, but because I was busy, I never made it. Tonight, several of our girlfriends finally made a date with Skala.
Because Scala’s program officially started at 9:30 in the evening, we went to Pavl to eat at the buffet after work. After we had enough water and food, it happened to be time. Head straight to Skala.
Fortunately, because we made a reservation last night, we found that our location was quite good when we arrived. We were in the front row, slightly to the left, where we could get up close to the actors and feel the enthusiasm better. atmosphere.
Scala is one good thing, it does not require tickets (of course the cost is included in the drinks), but there is a minimum consumption for booking a table. The four of us booked a table for 200 yuan each. Since I don’t drink alcohol, I only ordered soft drinks and dried fruits.
Didi is the youngest among the four of us, and she doesn’t have a partner yet. This guy is definitely a person who enjoys herself. She spends most of her time doing beauty treatments and shopping in shopping malls. Spending money is her main task. Because her family is in good condition, we are envious and jealous.
The host is Mr. Jiang Peng, the most popular local host. Although he is not tall, he is quite handsome and his language is humorous. He is worthy of being a host. He has also composed a lot of songs and has Singing in person, the sound condition is quite good.
The first time she saw the host, Didi said: Oh, this is my type! Ever since, she kept waving and winking. If the host was not a veteran, she would have been stunned and wouldn't have lasted until the end of hosting.
Because our seats were in the front row and the sound of the speakers was relatively loud, we still felt uncomfortable with such shocking music at first, but after staying for a while, we gradually got used to it.
I feel that the most attractive thing about such a party is that they can make you feel involved. There are noisy clappers and utensils placed on each table. I took a closer look at the table. It had a thick wooden top and iron legs. No wonder everyone hit the table so hard but nothing happened. They were thoughtful enough.
Throughout the entire party, there were constant shouts, laughter, cheers, percussion, singing, etc. With the cooperation of the dreamy lights, the overall feeling was exciting and exciting.
In such a twist, you have no choice but not to invest. Although there are not many older people, middle-aged people account for less than half, and most of them are young people under 30, but those who are slightly older In the same way, they will be integrated into such an atmosphere and be infected by such emotions. For example, I am one of them, haha~~~
Didi is really a living treasure. She treats everyone who appears. The male actors seemed to be very interested in her, which made everyone on the stage pay attention to her. Later, when a martial arts movie actor was singing the last song, he ran to our stage and hugged her because of the lyrics. There is a sentence: I love you! Actually, that song is called "Mongolian", what does it have to do with whether you love her or not? The actor was acting, so she cooperated, but when the show was over, she had to wait for the actor to come out and ask for a gift. Her reason was: Was the hug in vain? Haha~~Typical new and new human beings! She almost made me burst out laughing. I didn’t know whether to look at her or on the stage, because sometimes, it felt like she was more noisy than the actors on the stage.
Actually, what moved me the most was not how great the actor’s kung fu was, how good his singing was, or how high his drinking capacity was (they often drank beer while performing, and played one bottle at a time) , it’s not about how funny the jokes in the skit are, or how beautiful the shemales are... but what the host Jiang Peng said about life, friends and men during the show, which I think makes a lot of sense, especially When it comes to emotional issues, I can't help but get a little excited.
He also said: Men are all liars! They all like to lie (of course this is a bit of a cover-up)! And his woman knows that he is lying but never exposes him. There are two reasons: one is: if you expose one, he will make up the second, and if you expose the second, he will continue to make up the third. It seems that most of them Men are all born screenwriters! The second is: It’s not because women are stupid, but because women love them so much! Love makes women tolerant!
The show is over. Although it is already midnight, it still seems to be full of meaning. Perhaps, this is the so-called non-mainstream music?
In fact, there must be a specific reason for something that is accepted by the common people and becomes popular. This is true for mainstream things, and it is also true for non-mainstream things! ?
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