A joke about everyday humor

In life, people with a sense of humor will relax even in the face of difficulties, and use humor to eliminate the tension and anxiety caused by work. The following are the daily humorous jokes I compiled for you. I hope you like them.

Excerpts from daily humorous jokes

1. They all say that Big Sister is beautiful, but they are all made up.

Smart women deal with men, stupid women deal with women.

We walked so fast that our souls couldn't keep up.

Those pasts are deep, but not enough to stop the future.

Love makes people forget time, and time also makes people forget love.

6. Some people make masks that look much better than real people.

When I saw you, I lost my appetite. What about sexual desire?

8. It is better to cook than to mix, not to be second and not to be arrogant.

9. Love is like ice cream. Avoid it anyway, it will eventually melt.

10. If happiness is a cloud, if pain is like a star. Then my life is really cloudless and full of stars in Wan Li.

1 1. I'll come to you in my next life, because you are the stupidest person except me.

12. Is the departure of the stool the pursuit of the toilet or the retention of the ass?

13. Work is interesting! Especially watching others work.

14. Children in the back seat will have an accident, and children will be born in the back seat.

15. I finally found you in Tianya.

16. Try not to make any noise if possible.

17. Brothels are full because people are lonely.

18. Don't look back, I only love your back.

19. I will try to save money and buy an ATM.

20. With the block printing machine, you can make money quickly.

Appreciation of daily humorous jokes

1. It is a sin for a beautiful woman not to soak in front of her eyes.

2. Take a breath inside and practice fart outside.

Boss, give me a sad haircut! thank you

This wind is really obscene, and it makes my mouth thirsty.

Pretending to be mature is the act of dressing up in the old room.

It is difficult to go to school, so it is better to play computer at home.

7. When there is a legend in the Jianghu, I am sorry for the audience.

8. If only Shuai Neng could lose control like a fat man!

9. I am so lonely that even my desire is broken.

10. Everything has a price, and the price of happiness is pain.

1 1. Do you believe in _ _ _ _, or do you believe in crowing?

12. There are no handsome guys in the world. With high technology, it will come naturally.

13. Looking back suddenly, why haven't you left yet?

14. You take your sunny road and I'll take my underground road.

15. You will be bored if you go out to play.

16. Play some mahjong and have a spicy meal. Find a small object, life is like this.

17. Life is like anxiety. Without accurate lyrics, it is thrilling.

18. Even washing your hair carefully, for fear of water entering your brain.

19. My heart is not a bus. I don't want you to sit down if there is a vacant seat.

20. I know astronomy above, geography below, but I don't know English.

A selection of daily humorous jokes

1. Three points are destiny takes a hand, and seven points depend on dressing up.

2. Marble insoles are shameless.

I will hit you if I hit you. Do we have to choose a date?

4. It is better to cook than to mix, not to be second and not to be arrogant.

5. Qian Qian, the son and daughter of China, has hundreds of millions of people. If it doesn't work, it must be changed.

6. Why are you so thick-skinned? How can you explore pigskin?

7. Don't bother me. If you bother me, you will get out of the pit in one minute.

8. Online dating online dating makes me lovelorn every day.

9. I can't sleep for the first 30 years, and I can't sleep for the next 30 years.

10. I smoke because it hurts my lungs. I'm not sad.

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