April Fool’s Day joke

April Fool’s Day jokes

April Fool’s Day jokes, April Fool’s Day, also known as April Fool’s Day, is a popular folk festival in the West. Of course, April Fool’s Day is indispensable for all kinds of jokes. Farce, you still have to be careful when joking on April Fool's Day. Let’s take a look at some April Fools’ Day jokes. April Fool’s Day joke 1

1. You let your sister celebrate April Fool’s Day, and your sister lets you celebrate Qingming Festival.

2. You can’t find a person who will be pretty when you give him a little praise. You can’t find a person who will be satisfied when you give him a little praise. If you are fooled by your friends on April Fool’s Day, you will still smile stupidly: It’s great to be fooled! Happy April Fool's Day!

3. Today is April Fool’s Day. No matter how I lie, God will forgive me. Haha, I wish you a happy April Fool’s Day.

4. Turn on the TV quickly and watch channel 41. There is a super fun and funny TV show on. My stomach hurts from laughing! Is it open? Confused? Haha, happy April Fool's Day!

5. I won’t tell you that I have to treat you to a pack of Oreos today; I won’t tell you that I’ve licked all the cream; I won’t even tell you, I also switched to toothpaste. Ha, April Fool's Day, I'm just trying to make you laugh!

6. If life is just like the first time we met, you hold me in your hands for a piece of pure white years, and I will accompany you to watch the long flow of water.

7. Work is getting busier and busier, I am too tired to get out of bed, and the pressure is getting higher and higher, which makes life scary, and my free time is getting more and more boring. Fortunately, I can send you text messages. hey-hey! Happy April Fool's Day!

8. Your holiday finally arrives tomorrow. I wish you a happy April Fool’s Day!

9. It’s April Fool’s Day to fool fools, fools are fooled, fools are fooled, fools are fooled, fools are fooled, fools are fooled, fools are entertained, fools are fooled, fools are entertained, fools are entertained. Leyuyule, are you happy or not? Happy April Fool's Day!

10. I’m not superstitious, but I firmly believe that everything is inappropriate on April Fool’s Day. The sound of wind and rain, the sound of reading, are the sounds real? Family affairs, state affairs, and world affairs must be verified! April Fool's Day is coming, I wish you success in making fools and not being fooled.

11. I’ll treat you to dinner! Is your head filled with emotional exclamation marks or confused question marks? Don't worry, although today is April Fool's Day, I will never deceive you. After all, it's up to me whether you want to or not, and it's up to you to believe it or not.

12. Today is April Fool’s Day. I have issued a special Fool’s Order. I’m going to bark like a puppy, and I’m in a wonderful mood. Smile three times to the sky, and my good luck will never stop. I advise you to implement it quickly and come and travel quickly. Ask why, a fool will not obey orders, a fool will not obey orders.

13. A good mood is as wide as the sea. If you want everything to go well, the best thing is to be a fool. Happy April Fool's Day!

14. Jiehuazhai has never returned. On this day, a person who looked exactly like Bajie came from a distance. Wukong said he might be a goblin. Tang Monk said: Try sending a text message. If you reply, it will be Bajie. If you don't reply, you will be a goblin!

15. When I meet a beautiful woman on the street, I stare at it for no more than 5 seconds, and quickly point out the flaws in that beauty compared to me.

16. I really like your big ears, broad face, thick lips and dark eyes. Your singing voice is amazing, and the lyrics are always in the same tune: hum hum - hum hum. You are my pet piggy!

17. I’m not afraid that someone will confess to you on April Fool’s Day, but I’m afraid that you will agree.

18. My dear, I start to miss you again. My love for you is growing tremendously every day, because someone told me: the price of pork has increased, and you can sell it at a good price! Happy April Fool's Day!

19. Yesterday I dreamed that you were wearing a bamboo hat and a raincoat, riding a small boat, fishing alone in the spring water of the river. When I woke up in the morning, I was confused. Then I thought about it, it turns out it's your holiday. Happy April Fool's Day to the happy "fisherman"!

20. Today is April Fool’s Day. I wish you a happy holiday and all the best!

21. You have an angelic face, a devilish figure, and even your fart posture is so perfect. But in public, how about controlling the pace? Happy April Fool's Day.

22. Maybe your love is a lie to me. Sorry, happy April Fools' Day.

23. The cutest look, the liveliest behavior, and the happiest April Fool’s Day! Happy holidays, friends!

24. Let’s be lively and open today, and throw the rules aside.

A gentleman can go up to the wall, and Hongxing can get out of the wall. With a bright heart, he entered the room and entered the hall. Fulfill all your dreams, even if your friends lie to you, there is no discussion. Happy April Fool's Day!

25. Life is short, but it creates eternal love. Beautiful girl, please don’t admire yourself in isolation, open your heart and accept my rose.

26. April Fool’s Day is here, everyone beware of being “cheated”!

27. Slightly stupid, slightly stupid, slightly stupid, relatively stupid, very stupid, extremely stupid, violently stupid, thunderous stupid, stupid and invincible. The first day of the month is coming, and your fool index is rising sharply, approaching the extreme standard. April Fool's Day, you are stupid, you are happy!

28. Brother Yu, in this great day when everyone in this country can be foolish, Brother Yu wishes you will never change your foolish heart, be happy with your foolishness, fill the world with your foolishness, and be more foolish. Happy, "foolish" plus happy. Oh, that’s a long way off, happy April Fool’s Day!

29. You were born with a swirling head, a black face and no visible fingers. You hide your face with two vegetable leaves, go around in all corners of the country, make a lot of noise, and make beautiful women dumbfounded. He considers himself the boss of a beggar gang and is actually admitted to a mental hospital. If you don’t agree with this, see you on April Fool’s Day!

30. Whose true words will be regarded as a joke on April Fool’s Day?

31. The princess does not need love, but she needs a prince-in-law. I don’t want a prince-in-law, I only want you.

32. April Fool’s Day is coming soon, so I would like to teach you some April Fool’s Day health exercises. Bend your neck and shout to the sky, jump with your feet together; raise your hands in front of you, with a smile on your face; hug everyone you meet, and bravely report your name: whoever dares to hit you will be sued resolutely.

33. Your voice came from the valley. I looked down and found you at the corner of the mountain. It was you! It's really you! You were with an old man. I ran over excitedly and said, "Uncle, let me borrow the donkey." Happy April Fool's Day.

34. I really want to leave this world with you and live in seclusion in a place with green mountains and clear waters. It's just you and me there, with a green grassland in front of us. When I have nothing to do, I lie on the grass and watch you eating grass tenderly!

35. The weather is getting worse, and I am very concerned about you; I have to cover myself at night, so be careful if your feet are frozen; eat and chew bones, which will replenish calcium; don’t call me bad, I wish you a happy April Fool’s Day!

36. I think we are really not suitable as friends. You should change your career and be my wife!

37. Who can avoid being stabbed in the rivers and lakes? Please be careful. Don't read text messages casually on this day. I'm not talking nonsense. It's not like you're not stupid, so don't read it, read it again, and read it again. You can only say that you are happy to be fooled

< p> 38. Today the earth will revolve around you, the people will watch around you, everyone will call you, a Hollywood plot will unfold, and the expected result is that you will be deceived. It's April Fool's Day, I'm so worried about you, don't go out today!

39. I heard that you were abducted and trafficked, which really scared me. Although you are a child, you are harmless to society. Who is so bold and dares to sell you? I am really worried for him. , it would be surprising if it sold! Happy April Fool's Day!

40. On this special day, I wanted to call you, but I was worried that you would misunderstand me; I wanted to blow you a kiss, but I was worried that you wouldn’t believe me. After thinking about it, I had to quietly send a text message to say hello, have you been fooled today?

41. I have a poem that is known to many people in the world. If a fool reads this poem, he will know it if he knows it. If he doesn’t know it, he will not know it. I knew you were a fool. If a fool hears the phone chirp, he must be reading this poem. Happy April Fool's Day.

42. You have opened the destructive SMS message. Deleting the address book is in progress. All information will be lost. Please wait.

43. Give you a piece of luck, and you will have good luck on April Fool's Day.

44. On April Fool’s Day, please always stay vigilant; on April Fool’s Day, please be careful of all unknown events; on April Fool’s Day, remember to use your smart brain to distinguish. Otherwise, I can only wish you: Happy April Fool's Day!

45. I’m waiting for you to lie to me on April Fool’s Day.

46. May Yu Yue leap over the dragon gate, and may you be blessed every year!

47. Whether you are going to bully someone today or be bullied today, I wish you a happy April Fool’s Day! It only happens once a year, no matter whether you get fucked or you get fucked, treat it as a happy moment on a normal day!

48. No matter where you fly, I will follow you; no matter where you escape, I will chase you. Then beat you to death - a dead fly.

49. I had a dream last night. I dreamed that you fell into a smelly latrine. After you climbed up, you said: It was a good period of life at the end, and even the latrine was fragrant.

50. On the first night when I moved to my new home, a man broke in in the dark. I was unable to resist. He stole all my belongings. Damn tomb robber, he didn’t even cover the coffin when he left. good.

51. I am a lonely tree, standing by the roadside for thousands of years, waiting lonely, just so that one day when you walk by me, I will fall for you and I will not be able to crush you. Even if you live in vain.

52. You are really unlucky in appearance. Your nose looks like a fried dough stick; your eyes look like red peppers; your eyebrows look like two knives; you walk on both sides; you look like a crab passed out.

53. Confessions are said on April Fool’s Day, and breakups are said on Chinese Valentine’s Day.

54. April Fool’s Day, a world that should be lying, but telling the truth.

55. On April Fool’s Day, I sincerely wish you that your foolishness will keep pace with the times and that your foolishness will fade away.

56. There is a festival called April Fool’s Day, and there is a kind of blessing called Fool’s Blessing. Happy April Fool's Day!

57. Without green leaves, how can we bring out the fragrance of red flowers? Without streams, how can we bring out the vastness of the sea? Without flat mountains, how can we bring out the majesty of mountains? Without you, how can we bring out ours? Be smart and happy April Fools' Day.

58. Whoever lets me celebrate April Fool’s Day, I will let anyone celebrate Tomb-Sweeping Day.

59. Ah! Your skin is so shiny, your fragrance is so irresistible, let me bite you hard, my dear - braised pork. Happy April Fool's Day!

60. I fainted when I saw you, because you have two brains, three eyes and four mouths. I wanted to fool you on April Fool's Day, but you have the wisdom of two brains, the intelligence of three eyes, and the clever tongue of four mouths. I have no choice but to wish you: Happy April Fool's Day! April Fool's Day Jokes 2

1. If you are cheated today, it means you are popular. If you are not cheated, it means everyone feels sorry for you. If you lie, it means you can play and you are not lying. It means you are kind, haha! Happy April Fool's Day!

2. Today is your lucky day, let me teach you how to turn one yuan into one hundred yuan! Please follow the steps I told you and don’t be impatient: First, take out one yuan, preferably RMB, not US dollars or British pounds. Close your eyes, put it in the drawer, put your hands together, and silently say "change, change, change" in your heart. Okay, now, the key step is here, repeat it for a hundred days, and you will have one hundred yuan! Happy April Fool's Day!

3. After waiting for a long time, the salary has gone up; after thinking about it for a long time, property prices have dropped; after buying it for a long time, I won the lottery; after thinking about it for a long time, I have a wife; after a long time, your holiday is here Oh, I forgot to tell you, the above is a gift for you on April Fool's Day.

4. The United Nations Holidays Committee issued a report that April Fool’s Day is a holiday for people with the following symptoms: 1. Slow reaction; 2. Sluggishness; 3. Frequent giggles; Your performance fully meets the above conditions; I wish you a happy April Fool’s Day in advance!

5. Life does not matter how much money you have, it is best to enjoy yourself in time; regardless of whether the days are ordinary or mediocre, it is best to adjust your mentality; festivals do not matter in nature, but it is best to know how to be happy; fools entertain themselves, which is a rare confusion in the world; being Others are stupid and have tolerance for everyone; if all the shit on the road is unfortunately stepped on by you, then let all the good luck this year surround you and not be able to get away! From another perspective, it is happiness. Happy April Fool's Day in advance!

6. A warm and fragrant letter, a sweet and sticky bag, a bag of happiness and good luck, a bucket of healthy dragon and horse spirit, a box of apples safe and sound, a bottle of good luck and blessings, a Happy Luo Ke, and with my full blessings, I wish the "foodie" who received the message - Happy April Fool's Day!

7. Everyone says you are beautiful, everyone calls you a peerless beauty, they all envy your red lips and white teeth, they all love your flowery appearance in your green dress, they all smell your overflowing body fragrance, they all praise your beauty . Don't look at it, silly friend, I'm not talking about your beauty, I'm praising the roses.

8. I can’t calm down, and I always miss you in the distance. I would like to raise a homing pigeon and let it fly to you every day, even if all it can do is a simple action: pulling on your head. A piece of shit!

9. This is the last text message that my mobile phone can send. In the end, I leave this most precious text to you, because there is something I always wanted to say to you, but never said it out loud - Help me recharge!

10. Poor mobile phone users, it’s a pity that because you confirmed this text message, you were infected with the April Fool’s Day bacteria. Now the bacteria are uniformly dressed and full of energy, and they are marching through your body at a vigorous pace...

11. There is a kind of person who can be with me for the rest of my life, called a lover; there is a kind of person People with whom my blood is thicker than water can be called relatives; there is also a kind of person who is still counting the money after being sold by me, such as you who read the text message, and is called a fool! Happy holidays!

12. I love you forever! This is true please believe me! You are my baby! Life is impossible without you! Only I understand your heart best! Your eyes are the most tender (please look at the third word of each sentence) Happy April Fools' Day!

13. Measure the window, bed and wall. Jump on the bed and measure the window. Measure the bed against the wall. The wall is longer than the bed, and the bed is longer than the window. The window is not as long as the bed, and the bed is not as long as the wall. , so the wall is longer than the bed and the window. If you don’t read well, hit the wall.

14. The happiest thing in life is that I can do things that others can’t do. For example, I can send you a text message and call you a pig, but you don’t know who I am. Hahaha!

15. How about trying your Mandarin? Change the word "Anshi Rebellion" to green, and read it ten times in a row, hehe...

16. Wood is used to make furniture, and those who understand poetry He is a scholar, but what everyone thinks about is money, and those who read the news are fools.

17. Today is April Fool’s Day. Congratulations on winning the national first-level honorary title, enjoying the job allowance of the United Nations Institute for Special Humanities Research, and a monthly salary of RMB 10,000. I hope you will guard against arrogance and impetuosity, and carry the "foolish" joy to the end.

18. Quiz: Press down if you think you are smart, press down if you think you are humorous, press down if you think you are handsome, and press if you think you are quite attractive. The test results are: Quite shameless. Happy April Fool's Day!

19. April Fool’s Day is here, and I’m going to tease you today; be careful there is vinegar in the coffee! Be careful there is a trap behind the door! Watch out for cockroaches on the desk! Haha, be so careful, you’ve already been punished! Happy April Fools' Day, friends! All the teasing means that I care about you and miss you very much! I really want you to be happy!

20. If you can’t guess the riddle, admit it, you are as smart as a fool. If you get deceived, it’s good. It’s a blessing to suffer a loss. If you get tricked from time to time, just make do with it and gain some popularity. April Fool's Day, fool or be fooled, life is the color of happiness, right? April Fool's Day, your holiday, be very happy... April Fool's Day jokes 3

1. To win prizes, answer the questions. First, fill in the missing words in the blank space. You are deceitful, your words are false, you can move mountains, and things are right and wrong. Then connect the words you filled in and read aloud, and finally wish you a happy April Fool's Day!

2. I will give you three fishes on April Fool's Day: a small goldfish for prosperity, a tropical fish for happiness, and a red carp for you. Good fortune is boundless. May the fool leap over the dragon gate, and may you be foolish every year!

3. April Fool’s Day is not only about fooling, but also blessings; April Fool’s Day is not only about deception, but also greetings; April Fool’s Day is not only about ridicule, but also sincerity; April Fool’s Day, I sincerely wish you to keep up with the times and stay calm.

4. You have to be thorough in being funny, and you’ll be laughing loudly; you have to be powerful in tricking, and make weird expressions; you have to be cute when you pretend to be obedient, and you have to be cute; you have to be cute when you’re tricking people, it’s not Everyone knows it; being cheated depends on fate, and you are the one who gets cheated; Fools are the most beautiful on April Fool’s Day, look at how stupid you look! Hey, happy April Fool’s Day!

5. Don’t Brother Fool, I’m just a legend, but for the sake of social harmony, you must live a good life. Brother Fool, I wish you a fool-proof mind and no pressure at work, a wise life without a temper, and a happy April Fool’s Day!

6 , This text message is just to make you smile. If the expected 'laughing' effect is achieved, my goal will be achieved. If not, there is something wrong with your facial nerve, and you need to go to the hospital for treatment. You will be cured after laughing. , may you always smile and be in a bright mood every day.

7. Over the years, you have always stayed by my side silently, spending night after night with me, and tolerated my laziness, my rudeness and everything about me with your broad mind. Thank you. , my Simmons bed!

8. Today I have a new plan: send some beauties to men, some handsome boys to women, some lollipops to children, some consolation money to the elderly, and finally The important thing is to send some blessings to the fool, and I wish you a happy April Fool's Day!

9. Animal party: Mosquito: Let’s have a glass of blood milk. I’ll bring my own straw. Crocodile: Cut the vegetables into larger sizes. It’s hard to get through teeth. Snail: Refund me the private room fee and I’ll take it with me. , Kangaroo: Come on as you like, I just walk around if I can’t eat. Spider laughs: In a group, I am the only one who enjoys online dining and home delivery!

10. Five steps in life: follow the path pointed by others. Go your own way and let others say it; go your own way and let others say it; go your own way and let yourself say it; go your own way and let yourself say it; go your own way and let yourself say it; go your own way and let others say it! < /p>

11. The girls in Osaka City are so beautiful that I can’t take any of them away, so they call me Brother Coveted. The money in my bank card is pouring out, and I don’t even have a dollar. I can’t keep it, so people call me the endless stream brother. Don’t just laugh with your phone. Please lend me some money, otherwise I will become the dead brother! I wish you always be happy!

12. I am a lonely tree, standing by the roadside for thousands of years, waiting lonely, just so that one day when you walk by me, I will fall for you. If I can’t smash you, my life will be in vain. Happy April Fool's Day!

13. The wild boar got married and everyone came to celebrate. The groom rode a wolf to pick up the bride. Everyone was confused. The wild boar groom said calmly: On the big day, riding Pilang men's clothing makes me more stylish!

14. Some people spend money to eat and drink, some people spend money to sing, some people spend money to massage, some people spend money to buy cars, some people spend money to have fun, I come to spend money to chat, you also have a free and easy holiday, Isn’t it already here? Happy April Fool’s Day!

15. Riding in a Bama Black Diamond sports car, with Levine’s personal assistant, holding a Linton elongated cigar in his mouth, and drinking Larry’s low-carb drink, he entered Tower five-star hotel, open the Gates 4D computer, and congratulate celebrities from all walks of life around the world: Happy April Fools' Day!

16. On April Fool's Day, I send you blessings and endless laughter and joy!

17. It’s over, it’s over, it’s over, it’s over now, it’s really over, it’s completely over, it’s over… I’ve finished telling you, but I’m still looking down, how heartless! Happy April Fool's Day!

18. Someone said to me: "You are as smart as a pig." I became furious after hearing this! I know you! Such an insult! I'm so sorry for the pig!

19. If the sky is sentimental, it will grow old. If the moon is traceless, the moon will be round. If the river has a heart, it will never be exhausted. If you have no intention, you will follow! Knowing you is the first day in forever, liking you one more day than forever, playing with you is the source of my happiness throughout the day, Happy April Fool's Day!

20. April Fool’s Day is here, don’t say anything, just laugh by yourself!