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What inspirational stories can the company tell at the morning meeting?

1, the story of the mouse and the wild cat

A stray mouse made its home on the top of the stupa. Life in the stupa is really happy. Not only can you cross the floor at will, but you can also enjoy rich sacrifices.

It even enjoys privileges that others can't imagine, and it can chew unknown secrets; People dare not face up to the Buddha statue, which is a free relaxation. When it rises, it can even leave some shit on the head of the Buddha.

Whenever a good man and a woman burn incense and kowtow, the mouse always looks at the intoxicating smoke and rises slowly. It sniffled and sniggered: "Funny human, your knees are so soft that you kneel!" "

One day, a hungry wild cat broke in and caught the mouse. "You can't eat me! You should bow to me! I represent the Buddha! " The noble prisoner protested. "People bow down to you only because of your position, not because of you!" The wild cat sneered, and then it broke the mouse in half like a hamburger.

2. The joy of teaching

A psychology professor visited the madhouse to learn about the living conditions of the mentally ill. After all, it's an eye-opener to think that these people are crazy and act unexpectedly.

Unexpectedly, when I was about to return, I found my tire dropped. "Some madman must have done it!" The professor thought angrily and began to get the spare tire ready to install.

This is serious. The man who got off the tire actually dropped all the screws. You can't get on without screws and spare tires! The professor was at a loss. Just as he was in a hurry, a madman jumped up and sang an unknown happy song. He found the professor in trouble and stopped to ask what had happened.

The professor ignored him and told him out of courtesy. The madman smiled and said, "I have an idea!" " He removed one screw from each tire, so that he had three screws to install the spare tire.

The professor was pleasantly surprised and very curious: "How did you come up with this idea?" The madman smiled and said, "I am crazy, but I am not a fool!" "

In fact, many people in the world, because they find pleasure in their work, always show different fanaticism from ordinary people, which is hard to understand. When many people laugh at them as crazy, others may still laugh at him as a bookworm. Stupidity and cleverness are especially a good attitude in China.

Step 3 leave a gap

A famous entrepreneur was giving a talk when an audience asked, "You have achieved great success in your career. What is the most important thing for you? "

The entrepreneur didn't give a direct answer. He picked up the chalk and drew a circle on the blackboard, but it was incomplete, leaving a gap. He asked, "What is this?" "Zero", "circle", "unfinished business" and "success", the audience under the stage replied noisily.

He was noncommittal about these answers: "In fact, this is only an incomplete period. You asked me why I achieved brilliant results. The reason is simple: I won't do things perfectly, just like drawing a full stop. I must leave a gap for my subordinates to fill. "

Leaving room for others doesn't mean that you are not competent. In fact, this is a kind of management wisdom and a higher level of overall improvement.

Give the monkey a tree and let it climb constantly; Give the tiger a mountain and let it roam freely. Perhaps, this is the highest state of enterprise management and employment.

4, the emperor's straw

Once a small country came to China and paid tribute to three identical gold people, resplendent and magnificent, which delighted the emperor. However, this small country is not kind, and at the same time a question arises: who is the most valuable of these three gold people?

The emperor thought of many ways to ask the jeweler to check, weigh and watch the work, all of which were exactly the same. What shall we do? The messenger is still waiting for a return. A vast country, you don't even understand this little thing? Finally, an old minister who abdicated said that he had an idea.

The emperor invited the emissary to the main hall, and the old minister confidently took three straws and inserted them into the ear of the first gold man. The straw came out of the other ear. The straw of the second gold man fell out directly from his mouth, and the straw of the third gold man fell into his stomach without a sound. The old minister said: the third gold man is the most valuable! The messenger was silent and the answer was correct.

This story tells us that the most valuable person is not necessarily the most talkative person. God gave us two ears and one mouth, which was supposed to make us listen more and talk less. Being good at listening is the most basic quality of a mature person.

5. Fair play

In world-class competitive competitions, people often only remember the events that won the championship. However, in the World Table Tennis Championships held in Shanghai, there was an unforgettable game, which was only a knockout. Liu of China played against Bohr of Germany. The winner entered the next round, and the loser had to go home.

This is a showdown between two strong teams, and it is difficult to tell the winner at the moment. The seventh game was also the deciding game, and Liu fell behind by 12 to 13. If he loses another point, he will be eliminated. It was this crucial point that Liu's return ball was out of bounds!

The audience held their breath and could not believe what was in front of them. Liu himself seemed to be deceived and stood there quietly waiting for a while; Bohr's coach has started to stand up and revel, ready to rush into the stadium to hug his disciples.

At this time, Bohr gracefully reached out and pointed to the edge of the table-it was a side ball that should have been scored by Liu. In this way, Liu was "saved" by his opponent from the edge of the cliff and finally turned defeat into victory.

This is a classic battle that can shock the world! Not only because of the superb skills of the two players, but also because of Bohr's elegant posture at the crucial moment.

For Bohr, winning the world championship is his long-cherished wish, but it has repeatedly failed. This time, as long as he scores that point, he will be able to advance smoothly and be one step closer to his dream. Whether the ball is bruised or not can't be seen by the audience at all, and neither can the opponent. Even the referee may misjudge.

However, Bohr did not hesitate to take the initiative to signal. Bohr lost, but at the same time he won thunderous applause from foreign audiences and the respect of the world. After the game, the reporter asked him why he did it. He just said simply, "Justice left me no choice."