Tell me a joke, not too many, just the most classic and funniest.

On a business trip, an aunt came to me as soon as I left the station: "Young man, are you staying in a hotel?" I said: "No." The aunt immediately changed to an ambiguous tone: "There is a little girl, she is very beautiful. "I sweated and said, "I don't want a girl." The aunt immediately changed her mind and said, "Old girls, there are old girls too, they are cheaper." I sweated again and said, "I don't want a girl." The aunt was silent for a moment and whispered, "Well, the young man does too." Yes! "

Talking to a friend. Female, pure in appearance, little bh in heart~~ Let’s use the first person pronoun~~~

One morning in high school, I got up late, so I took a taxi and got into the passenger seat. The driver is a handsome guy in his twenties, Gaga.

My brother’s cell phone rang.

Brother: Hey, my girlfriend is on duty, sister, come on, take it and tease her.

Me: (shyly lowering his head and saying) Not good.

My brother: Yeah, it’s okay. Woman, if I don’t give you some pressure, I won’t know how good you are...

Me: Then I’ll answer it~~

...Beep...

Phone Li: Hello, hubby...

Me: Yawn~ Oops (Jiao Didi) What are you doing? I'm still asleep...

￥amp;￥#...@￥

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The car staggered, stopped sharply on the side of the road... and grabbed the phone...

Brother: Hey, listen to my explanation, hey, it’s not... hey... that ……Why! ~~( ﹏ )~

Beep………………hanged up.

My brother looked at me with a tangled look on his face, with tears streaming down his face like a little boy (ㄒ^ㄒ)...

I can’t even tell what’s going on╭(╯^╰ )╮

Once, I wanted to contact a classmate because I had something to do, but his number was not saved in my phone, so I sent a text message to another classmate who was very familiar with him, "Do you have XXX's phone number?" "Then I waited patiently for a reply. Five minutes later, I finally received a reply. I couldn't wait to open the text message, and it read, "Yes" in two big characters. In desperation, I could only send another text message to this big brother, "Well, please tell me?" After waiting for another five minutes, I received a reply. I couldn't wait to open it again and read it, and there were two other words written on it. ,"OK"!

I was young, how about you, have you been old?