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Aauto quickless introduces himself, cute and funny, and short sentences are the most popular in Aauto quickless.

1. Today the weather is fine, windy and rainy.

2. Mental patients have a wide range of ideas, and mentally retarded children are much happier.

3. If the sky is affectionate, it will be old, and if the woman is affectionate, she will die young.

I hate it, don't ask single men such questions!

It is my style to do things regardless of the consequences, and it is my style not to regret afterwards.

If you don't want it, don't touch it.

7. As a typical failure, you really succeeded!

You know, under my tough skin, I am a fragile person.

9. Pretending to be B will never be struck by lightning, otherwise my world would have been thundering.

10. Time began to encourage and persuade people who loved deeply to let go-

1 1. Fantasy a few years ago, forgiveness a few years later. Treat a wound for a face.

12. There are too many liars in the world and obviously not enough fools.

13. Life is like swimming. If you stop fighting, you will sink!

14. We are talking about business now, not dating.

15. Why do I always have tears in my eyes? Because I'm so fucking sleepy.

16. Why is Friday so close to Monday and Monday so far from Friday? This is not scientific!

18. There is a way to cook porridge in Shushan first and learn from the endless sea.

20. When you touch my bottom line, you will know that I am not kind.

2 1. I have an emotional cleanliness. I don't want it.

22. There are always some songs that make us cry.

23. Those flowers in the past have blossomed beyond erase. Although it has fallen, it is a moment of eternal glory.

24. In the beautiful years to come, we will not live up to it.

25. The only thing in the world that can be obtained without effort is age.

26. What belongs to you should be rightfully owned.

27. You don't have to be curious. I have no story, and I don't want to know you.

28. Don't hurt the person who loves you because of the person you love. Please don't. Never.