Guiyang dialect joke

Guiyang dialect joke: There is a hide-and-seek club at the school gate, but President La has not found it yet! !

Guiyang dialect joke 1 1) The Chinese teacher asked the students to practice sentences with "pleading and demanding". A child who was usually blindsided stood up and said, "Mom and Dad stewed ribs, and Dad chewed them in two ways, saying: Eggs and ribs can't be chewed. Mom growled: I let you chew, but you can't chew. Take out grams and feed them to the dog! "

2) An old nurse turned to TV to watch another 100-meter race, crying and saying, What a black man! After several times, the children knelt down in a row, and someone behind them picked up a gun and prepared to shoot. Ah, someone shot without aiming at the beans, and his soul was black. After getting up, they all ran on credit, and finally they couldn't catch the rope.

3) God, a soldier has a broken rib. Call a doctor. The doctor asked: Are you a fool? Ah, in private, I said: I got some rustling stones in my shoes, and I just shook the pole a few times. I steal from my house every day, and a lovely baby is electrocuted by me. I picked up a stick and gave me two hairstyles.

4) I once had a serious love before me, and I didn't know how to cherish it until I lost it. The saddest thing in life is that. If God can let me do it again, the national Sanda competition will be held in Guiyang. Moderator: Hey! The red side pulled the blue side, ignoring to give him a big stator. Blue cover your face and step back. It's also a slap. The red side washed the earwax, but it's not broken. On the contrary, the blue side got stuck in Jianggen, and the blue side received several nests of feet. The red side can't get up if it falls down. Knees are carved with Lia leather. The red side won. Everyone applauded with black paint.

5) One person took part in the pigeon racing in the city, and only one person was dragged! ! !

Guiyang dialect joke 2 1) Two birds are in the tree. Bird A said to Bird B, "Have you ever dropped into a bucket? I'll take it as soon as I get it. " The second sparrow said, "You are a sparrow. You can fly. You are so stupid."

2) An old nurse turned to TV to watch another 100-meter race, crying and saying, What a black man! After several times, the children knelt down in a row, and someone behind them picked up a gun and prepared to shoot. Ah, someone shot without aiming at the beans, and his soul was black. After getting up, they all ran on credit, and finally they couldn't catch the rope.

3) A Harper got drunk and changed hands, stroking and running back to his wife, saying, "I'm black, and Mao Mu is haunted." Pull your wife and shout: if you are black again, I think you really want to hit a ghost. Ahapi said: I'm just kidding you. When I opened the door, the light was on, and there was still a cold Yin Qi coming out. When the wife at home listens to something wrong, her ears will be miserable, and she thinks that "dogs will rot my private life every day and even pee in the refrigerator!" "

4) A pair of flies had a big meal in the rough stone. The mother fly asked, "Silver, why do we eat shit?" The male fly turned his back and turned his ear to the shit: what a stupid bitch! He didn't say anything when eating!

5) A man ran to Linlintou to play and saw a pond soup. He was short of clothes and pants, so he floated here. As soon as he ran away, several monkeys lifted their clothes and trousers and hung them to change the head of the tree. Once a little monkey had an epiphany and corrected the bean and asked, why doesn't he have a tail? Another monkey said, well, I'm afraid you're asking for it in vain. Parents come first, beans come last.

Guiyang dialect joke 3 1) Two Guiyang people travel to Beijing and look at the map on the bus. Let's kill Tiananmen first and then Zhongnanhai! B: Yes, we made you kill Dick all the way.

Unfortunately, it was reported by people in the same car. After getting off the bus, he was handed over to the public security organ and released after n hours of confession. Party A and Party B came to Tiananmen Square and watched the people coming and going. They were speechless. ......

A can't help it: Why don't you open your mouth (gun)?

If you dare not drive, how can I?

As soon as the words stopped, they were handed over to the public security organs. A week later, they walked out of the gate of the detention center. You look at me, I look at you.

A: Well, it's very comfortable. These bags are all empty. Why not take some bullets?

The armed police at the door rushed up to press the two men to the ground and twisted them in again.

2) A driver was driving with a cigarette in his right hand and was seen by the police. The police reminded him: "Good palm!" The driver said, "Comrades have worked hard!"

3) A man was drunk and begged for help. He shook the beans from the third floor. Just a bunch of beans for many people to see. A policeman ran over and saw a large group of people. Weng Qidou roared: What are you looking at? Ah, said the drunk, I don't know how I got it, but I just got it.

4) In other words, two ministerial-level chief cadres and one department-level chief cadre took a special plane for a meeting, and the department-level chief also took the children with him. When the plane flew halfway to get the waist, it suddenly broke down The captain told the three leaders to jump at once, or they would become the old shell of a dead chicken. But the problem arises again: plus, there are four people in a baby, but there are only three parachutes. What should I do? In an emergency, it is very important to save your life. Ah, the two ministerial leaders ignored the appeal, grabbed a parachute bean and jumped. The rest of the middle-level officials and LaJiaWa stayed on the plane, but there was really nothing I could do. I said to Lajiawa, "Son, you jump. I am a big old man. It doesn't matter. You are only a little, and the days are still very long." Don't worry about Laozi! " However, Rajava said slowly, "Don't worry, there are two parachutes. Just now, a guy was so fascinated by the sun that he couldn't find his parachute. He picked up the bag and jumped! "

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