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Is there any cultivator in the world? If so, how did they practice?
There are no cultivators on our planet.
What would the real world of cultivators be like?
First of all, we need to know that
1. The brains of the great masters among cultivators must be very high. Even a pig became a great master and lived for how many years. Ten thousand years, at least not stupider than you.
2 The world history of cultivators is very long, sometimes tens of thousands or even hundreds of thousands of years. Compared with the thousands of years of human civilization, their civilization must be brilliant. What is the current technology? It’s a joke. It’s not that they can’t think of many things, but that it’s unnecessary. If you say the copier is fast, it’s so awesome that he has hundreds of millions of copies, and he’ll blow you up every minute... You say the car transport is awesome? He moves moment by moment... You said the phone is awesome? He transmits sound thousands of miles every minute, and his consciousness transmission will beat you in seconds... You said television is awesome, but he transmits a phantom array every minute, allowing you to experience what real three-dimensional technology is... You said airplanes are awesome? He can fly by himself, a thousand times faster than you, and is energy-saving, convenient, and pollution-free... You say your medical technology is awesome... Find out more about the little pill that can bring you back to life... You say your beauty skills are awesome... Your beauty skills are human The rest of the family play... You said that rockets are awesome, you are a scumbag with a few kilometers per second and more than ten kilometers per second. How dare you compare with other people's energy-saving, environmentally friendly and pollution-free teleportation array... You said that you watch movies, listen to music and have a lot of entertainment. Understand it, and you will be happy every minute... You said that your titanium alloy is superior to others' hundreds of thousands of years of iron smelting technology... You have the nerve to compare it with your hundreds of years... You said that you are so good at capital theory that others can capture the stars and the moon... Resources also need to be discussed. You said that your hybrid rice yields high levels of ring, and Bigu Dan... You said that your research on the human body has reached the genetic stage... People have become immortal, and the genes are what they played hundreds of thousands of years ago. Small toys... You said you have a strong sense of technology. Nowadays, people can control matter with their thoughts... Metal furniture? That's an antique from hundreds of thousands of years ago...You said that technological plastic surgery is awesome... People can control muscles and adjust bones at will, so let's understand. These backward technologies of plastic surgery were eliminated hundreds of thousands of years ago... I'm sorry to say that you have a profound understanding of atoms, molecules, and electrons. People already understood this hundreds of thousands of years ago, and based on this, they created the art of controlling thunder. It's not about ideological understanding, knowledge, or practical research on foreign objects... But it has already entered the practical stage, and the posture has been controlled...
I have to admit the reality, the high technology you think you have is all saved by people playing hundreds of thousands of years ago...
In the world of cultivators, resources are extremely abundant, and more than your little earth can compare to...
In the world of cultivators, technology is extremely advanced, and it is not something you can compare to in just five years. A thousand years of civilization can be compared...
In the world of cultivators, political power is extremely reasonable and stable. It cannot be compared with the politics, political power, and society that you have studied in just a thousand years.
In the world of cultivators, after hundreds of thousands of years of brutal competition, survival of the fittest is not comparable to your five thousand years of greenhouse flowers...
How do they practice? I'm not a cultivator, so I don't know. I'll offer a few guesses and hope you can give me some guidance.
Cultivation must be done step by step and practiced steadily. You will not learn to run before you learn to walk.
For example: People who practice Qing Gong will definitely first learn running, jumping, breathing mediation, consciousness control...
First: running, this is definitely the foundation of the foundation,
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How to run scientifically, dietary adjustments for running, the correct posture for running, the duration of running, the disadvantages of running before and after meals... Hundreds of thousands of years of experience have been summarized. As long as you study hard and do it strictly, After a month of training, I estimate that I can run 100 meters in 9.7 seconds.
Then push the limits.
The key points of breakthroughs, breakthrough dietary supplements, breakthrough breathing rhythm adjustment, breakthrough joint damage and drug adjustment... There should be dozens of books on these basic knowledge, and they are compulsory courses for kindergartens. After all, It is something that has been studied for hundreds of thousands of years. It must be very systematic and perfect.
The second is jumping, which is definitely the foundation of the foundation.
Detailed explanation of the basics of high jump and long jump, the basic relationship between gravity and jumping, 8,000 incorrect knowledge about jumping, jumping muscles and joints, 1,000 lectures on body coordination during jumping...
< p>Third: The combination of running and jumping...Fourth: Basic internal strength...
Fifth: The connection between internal strength and running and jumping...
Sixth: Basic Qinggong...
If you reach the sixth level, you will probably have graduated from kindergarten. After all, there are only a few hundred textbooks and very little knowledge. Anyone who has received initiation from a kindergarten teacher and has a brain development level of 30% Zhazha can easily complete three years of kindergarten and learn basic Qinggong. (After learning Qinggong, you should be able to run 100 kilometers in one hour)
Then 20 years of primary school education, (After learning Qinggong you should be able to run 2,000 kilometers in one hour)
100 Years of junior high school education (after completion, you should be able to fly at a speed of 5,000 kilometers per hour)
500 years of high school education (after completion, you should be able to teleport within the planet)
(above It should be free and compulsory education in the world of cultivation)
1000 University... After graduation, you should be able to teleport one light-year at a time (that is, you can travel to the universe and travel back and forth to various powerfully transformed planets)
p>5000 years of doctoral study... After completing this study, you will become a powerful person. Of course, this is only a powerful skill learned from Qinggong, which is seriously biased.
After graduating from 10,000-year-old academicians, they will become omnipotent. Such people are very rare in the entire world of cultivation. There are only a few hundred million. Generally, they will control thousands of resource planets and provide the basis for the entire cultivation world. The world has made outstanding contributions and contributed to the splendid civilization of the world of cultivation. Although it is still far from the mighty one who has lived for hundreds of thousands of years, it is still very impressive.
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