Are there any jokes about National Day? Give me some!

1, I'm so happy on National Day. Grey Wolf's wife doesn't have to catch sheep on holiday. Take my wife and children to travel and go to Sanya to bask in the sun. I'll tell you the news, eat and sleep, you happy lazy sheep.

2. Notice: If you don't contact on National Day, you will be searched by human flesh. Unhappy National Day will be punished by happiness. If you don't think about me on National Day, you will be punished. I'll give you a huge friendship ticket if I'm not invited to dinner on National Day.

I will ask you questions during the National Day Golden Week. I usually work a lot, so take the opportunity to relax! Be careful when you go out, it is safe and precious. I don't want to talk any more nonsense, pig head. Have fun.

4. For money, you have to work hard; For the sake of your family, you should live well; For a long vacation, you have to enjoy it; Please call me when you go out to play for this short message.

5. Urgent notice of the 11th National Day: You have deteriorated, and your virtue has expired. I suggest you go to the waste collection station immediately and wait for waste recycling. Make a good transformation and wait for waste utilization.

6. This short message has three purposes. I wish you to tell you first that the Mid-Autumn Festival has passed and I wish you a happy National Day in advance. The second is to tell you that the National Day is coming, so enjoy it during the long holiday. The third is to remind you that I am thinking of you, and remember to buy me a drink!

7. The sky is blue, the grass is green, and the National Day holiday is good. Mountain Xiu Xiu, clear water, hand in hand to travel everywhere. Restrain your belly and buy less clothes. National Day expenses depend on you!

8, National Day military parade, SMS blessing scouts, phone blessing vanguard troops, gifts delivered to the door logistics, banquet table airborne troops, I am a scout, SMS reading!

9, National Day eloquence: nonsense will cost money, nonsense will evaporate, nonsense will cost money, reply nonsense will cost money, nonsense will cost money! I don't believe 1 cent won't knock you out.

National Day is coming. On behalf of Lao Wang's friend, his nephew, I put a fruit stand opposite the window of the research section of the Secretariat of the General Office of Publicity Department of the Communist Party of China, the State Council, and extend my sincere condolences and holiday wishes to you!

A flat peach meeting was held in the sky to celebrate the 60th anniversary of the motherland. The Tang Priest and his disciples formed their own team and went to Bajie several times and missed the meeting. When they received the text message, they lined up quickly. If they are late, Chang 'e will collapse! Happy National Day!

National Day is coming, others have a lot of roses, but I am short of money, so I have no gift for you. I only have a cactus, and I can only say to you affectionately: I'm tired for so long, sit down and rest!

On this day of universal celebration, everyone is happy, and whether I am happy or not depends entirely on whether you wait for me in roof of the world, next to the third big tree in the fourth village, after receiving the message.

Sending a text message is a dime, answering a text message is a dime, and a dime after a dime adds up to a lot of cents. National Day is coming. Today, I will reluctantly pull out another dime. I wish you a happy National Day. If it were anyone else, I would be penniless.

The National Day is coming. I have sent a happy flying escort plane, a health escort tank and a lucky target gun, connected to a happy navigation satellite, and fired at you with the National Day fireworks as a signal. You have to laugh if you don't laugh. Happy National Day.

I recently bought a new mobile phone, which is bigger than a lunch box. Why did I buy such a big one? Just to decorate and send you more text messages. Today is the National Day, so I will send you a blessing first, wishing you peace, happiness and health.

On this day of universal celebration, I wish you a happy National Day with the most beautiful chopped green onion, the best rice, oil, salt, sauce and vinegar tea and the smoothest vermicelli! Have a good rest and don't be too tired. Pork stewed vermicelli has no protagonist without you!

The power of blessing is infinite, which can make Cycas bloom, ice melt, ducks put on shelves, dumb people talk, the rooster lay eggs and pigs read short messages. Haha: Happy National Day!

Bless the SMS report, the National Day is coming. Happiness is bigger than the Pacific Ocean, life is higher than Mount Everest, happiness is like the Yangtze River, and the body is like the Great Wall. Send money to greet. I wish my friend eleven happiness and a better life.

National Day is coming. This year marks the 60th anniversary of the founding of People's Republic of China (PRC). There will be many celebrations in the street. I seem to be holding you on the street, enjoying people's envious eyes, but you know, this year's National Day is strictly controlled, and dogs are not allowed to walk!

National Day greetings, newly released; Environmental protection, non-toxic, quality assurance. Recipients, healthy and safe, all the best; Savior, successful career, fruitful; Freight forwarders, rolling in financial resources, all your wishes come true; Delete, happy holidays!

Free travel on National Day, come and sign up! Kindly send Europe shopping for 6 days, and maliciously send Africa mining for 7 days. As for the careless ones, don't go. Wash clothes at home for 8 days! I will express the dirty clothes to you tomorrow!

Hands up, hands touch happiness! Lie down and embrace peace! Let go of your troubles and confiscate all your troubles! Take out your mobile phone, stare at the screen and do as it says: Happy National Day!

Change clothes frequently, as long as you have money in your hand; Stick to the computer for three years, otherwise the speed is super slow; I hope that the post salary will be higher than one year; Friends are in the heart, and friendship remains unchanged for a hundred years! Happy National Day!

There is a friend called bittersweet company, a yearning called longing, an expectation called hosting a banquet for me, and a tacit understanding called paying for you. I wish you a happy National Day and don't forget to invite me to dinner!

I'll tell you a story, which is bitter at first, thrilling later, shabby later, and the result is sweet: I don't have any money in my hand, and I want to borrow money from you to live. It is not easy to miss you. I will send you a short message with a dime, wishing you a happy National Day!

My arrangement for the National Day holiday is this: the first day is patriotic, the second day is homesick, and the third day is cake! If you sneeze for more than five days, don't be surprised and don't see a doctor. This is just my five-day holiday schedule: I miss you! !

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Please read it out loud in Zhao Benshan's tone: The Mid-Autumn Festival of National Day is coming, and your mobile phone is busy again. Write a greeting to report for duty, and make up a blessing to rely on you. You are surrounded by blessings, and I am distressed that I have lost a dime. If I have no time, don't go back. Anyway, this time is not bad.

The national day is coming, and this blessing has to be made in China. I hope that during your eight-day holiday, there will be happiness of female thieves. Bring some sea breeze from Hainan to make your life comfortable, and bring some ice and snow from Mohe to make your heart pure. I hardly feel anything! Oh, I forgot to say: Happy National Day!

The National Day will celebrate its 60th birthday, and so will the Mid-Autumn Festival. The Mid-Autumn Festival is coming, and the National Day says: My birthday has passed one day. Why did my brother come now? Mid-Autumn Festival reply: Too many people came to congratulate, causing serious traffic jams. Chongyang is still behind me!

I can't represent the party and the central government, or even the local government, but I can extend my greetings to baskets on behalf of my family's vegetable gangs, stumps, melons and seedlings, and noodle soup: I sincerely wish you a happy National Day!

In the morning, I received a short message from a strange number: National Day is coming, and the whole world should celebrate it; Your Excellency has a gentle and beautiful wife, which is even more worth celebrating! I thought about it for a long time, but I replied, who are you? I am your wife. I just changed my number. "

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