A humorous joke.

Waiting in front of the supermarket, two students passed by, one said to the other. Things in the supermarket are too expensive. At this consumption rate, my mother thinks I'm taking drugs? . Is it funny? Let's look at those humorous jokes!

Funny jokes (1) 1. Teacher: Please choose an idiom to describe a particularly simple girl ~

Xiao Ming: I can't read

Teacher: Get out!

In the nurse operation class, the teacher asked Xiaoming to play the patient.

Xiaoming fell asleep as soon as he lay down, and the teacher was furious. Who the fuck told you to sleep?

Xiaoming:? I played a vegetable. ?

Teacher: Get out. . .

The teacher teased Xiao Ming and asked him: Xiao Ming, you have grown up and married a wife. What should you do if your wife treats you badly?

Xiao Ming thought about it and said quietly, I made her a widow. . .

Teacher. . .

4. In class today, the teacher asked Xiaoming to use it? What if? Make a sentence

Xiaoming: If I had a pair of invisible wings, I would fly to the office to steal the answers to the final exam and sell them to my classmates. . .

Teacher: Go out and see what you can do.

When I was in junior high school, the math teacher said to the sleepy classmates: You came to class, not to sleep.

My classmate replied decisively: You are here to teach, not to hypnotize.

Teacher. . .

Funny jokes (2) 1. Today, I fought with my deskmate. I said to my deskmate: Sorry! ?

My deskmate said I should say sorry first. Then we fought again. . .

2. Learn to study, and you will find that God has closed the window of English for you, closed the door of mathematics by the way, blocked the drain pipe of physics and blocked the sewer of chemistry. Even the dog holes in China are built with cement for you! ! !

3. Waiting in front of the supermarket, two students passed by, one said to the other. Things in the supermarket are too expensive. At this consumption rate, my mother thinks I'm taking drugs? .

4. Say to my brother who just graduated from high school:? There are several women in the university. You can see them often and they will get to know you. Occasionally meet to say a few words and smile. ?

When my brother heard this, his heart began to ripple.

I went on to say:? They are: dormitory doorman, corridor cleaner, canteen vegetable picker, booth card seller, newsstand newspaper seller and computer room administrator. ?

5. I heard a saying when I was a student: if boys and girls fall in love early, boys will become more confident and mature, and their grades will rise steadily; Girls, on the other hand, fall in love and think day and night, which leads to a sharp drop in their grades. . .

Now think about it, if the above facts are true, isn't it very happy for boys to fall in love with boys? !

Funny jokes (3) 1. Teacher: We should treat people with a clear conscience. As the saying goes, you come naked and remain uncorrupted.

Student: At least I have a skirt.

On Teacher's Day, the teacher didn't receive the gift and asked the students why.

The student said:? My father forgot. ?

The teacher said, I'll go out with you. Yes, if it is right, I will call. ?

What was his last line? There were three outstanding figures in the Han Dynasty: Sean, Han Xin and Weichi Gong. ?

Students can't get the bottom line, dare not fight, and cry to tell their father.

Father said:? The couple made a mistake. Weichi Gong belongs to the Tang Dynasty, not the Han Dynasty. ?

The student told Mr.

The teacher smiled. Your father clearly remembers everything thousands of years ago. How could he forget yesterday's Teacher's Day?

After playing mahjong all night, a teacher came to the classroom, arranged five math problems on the blackboard, taught the students to do their homework well, and then took a nap in the chair.

After a while, a student asked the teacher, how to do Article 5?

The teacher replied vaguely: five? I'm confused.

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