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Watch Mr. Bean play golf and write a composition.

1. Composition of playing golf

My father is a golf fan and talks about golf in my ear every day. Unconsciously, I also became a small golf fan. I nag my father to take me to learn to play golf every day. Finally, one day my father promised to take me to spend the weekend, and I was extremely happy.

When I got to the golf course, my father helped me find a coach. The coach is very kind to me. She taught me how to grip, swing and swing carefully. She also told me to be patient when playing. I listened carefully. After the coach's demonstration, I began to try to play by myself. Because it's my first time playing golf, I'm very excited and nervous, and I'm afraid I can't play well. I played the first ball under the guidance of the coach, but I didn't expect the first ball to hit 75 yards. With the first good result, I have more and more confidence in myself, more and more interest in playing ball and better skills. From the original 75 yards to 100 yards, even the coach applauded!

Through playing golf this time, I not only know that playing golf can keep fit, but also know that playing golf must be patient.

On a clear Sunday in Wan Li, my father, mother and their friends went to Qixin Golf Course in Dongqian Lake to play golf.

We learned to play golf for the first time, so when we got there, a coach gave us a basic golf course first. He explained the rules of golf, necessary equipment and dress etiquette in detail. Finally, the coach said, "Let's go to the golf driving range to practice on the spot."

Go to the driving range, yeah! What an open field, like a green carpet on the slope of the land, it's really comfortable to lie down. At this time, the field coach taught us how to hold the golf club. Hold your left hand in the middle first, then hold your right hand under your left hand, then hold your chest out and lift your hips. Hands are triangular and swing the club at a 45-degree angle. Bang, the ball flew out, flying far away. The level of the coach is really different.

We started practicing. Before the coach came, I was anxious to swing once or twice. What happened? I always can't get the ball back. Then the coach came over and said, "Your swing posture is wrong, your arm is not straight, and you must aim at the ball before you can swing." I prepared my posture again, and with a bang, the ball swung out, but it didn't roll for a few yards. The coach said, "This posture is correct, but the pole didn't swing out from the bottom of the ball, so it can't fly." The third time, I posed and aimed at the white ball. One, two, three, bang, the ball flew 30 yards, which made me jump more than three feet.

Finally, several people in our family had a small competition. Unexpectedly, none of our families are good at food, and we all got prizes-a golf jersey for everyone.

How time flies! In a blink of an eye, our golf game was over. I really had a good time today. I will definitely come again next time.

2. Playing golf composition

[Golf Composition] I have never played golf, because it is a leisure sport for the rich. This time, Uncle Jing took us to play golf. I feel happier than ever. When I came to the golf practice area, I couldn't wait to run to an open space, holding a 150 yard golf club, pressing the switch of the ball machine, and a golf ball was sent out from the ball outlet. I started playing. I first picked up the club to aim at the ball, then grabbed the club and threw it back gently, and then swung it forward hard. As a result, I missed the ball, but I almost fell down because I was too heavy. Not to be outdone, I played several times in a row, but the ball still didn't move, but I fainted. I'll ask my mother to play some balls at once, and I'll be there myself. Feeling unconvinced, I wrote Golf Composition in the sixth grade of primary school. Soon, I'm going to play ball again. I played a few balls, but they all rolled out. Then, my mother came to help me, and Uncle Jing taught me. Soon, I made rapid progress. I took a 300-yard club, put the ball on the pedestal, spread my legs, leaned forward slightly and held the club tightly. The ball rushed out like lightning, flying high and far until it hit the opposite high net. My mother praised my progress, and I was very happy and tired, so I asked my mother to come and play. I saw my mother always compare the ball with the club before hitting the ball, and then she swung. It turned out that she wanted to determine the location of playing golf. This golf game really opened my eyes. I typed a 450-word golf composition.

3. Write Mr. Bean's composition 130

Mr. Bean always drives a bright yellow mini-car and carries a brown teddy bear with him. Mr. Bean, he is a little clumsy, a little naive and a little short-circuited.

The play is full of humor and surprise. It has no language, but it is full of rich body movements and various expressions.

Mr Bean's starring name is Tam Sebastian Atkinson CBE. Don't underestimate him. He is a famous British comedian. Masterpieces include Mr. Bean, Johnny english and The Golden Holiday of Bean!

In the play, one thing Mr. Bean did impressed me deeply. He put fireworks in a bucket of paint, glued the whole house with newspapers and wrapped all the fruits one by one. This bunch of grapes is wrapped in newspaper, like a bunch of stones. When he lit the fireworks and wanted to go out, he found that he had forgotten to lock the door. He opened a newspaper with an apple and stuffed it into the door. After several turns, he found that it was not the door lock, so he opened another newspaper and found the door lock. He desperately plugged in the door, closed it and fled outside. Bang, the fireworks exploded. Mr. Bean's room is white and very uniform. But it can't be done in the real world. One firework is dangerous enough. Add paint and the house may collapse.

4. High school composition about beans 800

Read the following materials and write an article of not less than 800 words as required. (60 points)

Atkinson Hui, the actor of Mr. Bean, has a severe stutter, which is fatal to the actor. He knew it was difficult for him to really overcome stuttering, so he seldom spoke in the play, only occasionally mumbled a few vague words. However, this greatly increases the difficulty of performance, and Atkinson needs to transform the laughter and creativity that can be easily expressed in words into exaggerated and funny expressions and actions. Therefore, Atkinson studies himself in the mirror every day, trying to find out the best humorous effect, and finally becomes a world-class comedy star with rich body movements and changeable facial expressions.

It is required to choose a good angle and determine the intention. Distinctive style, self-created title; Don't deviate from the content and meaning of the material, don't copy it, and don't copy it.

Don't hesitate, there is no shortcut to success.

Remember, hard work will always win.

As we all know, success is what everyone in the contemporary era longs for. Everyone hopes for success and dreams of success. But is there really a quiet shortcut on the road to success? I think the answer is obvious. There is only one way to success, and that is hard work. Mr. Bean is definitely a milestone in English comedy, but who knows that his actor Atkinson suffers from a severe stutter, but he is still thriving on the stage of performance. But behind him is the result of countless hard trainings, so there is no shortcut to success.

The motto of Harvard University, an American Ivy League school: Learning this thing is not a lack of time, but a lack of effort. Maybe you think it's ridiculous to define Harvard elite with hard work, but at Harvard, he will tell you that no pains, no gains. If you enjoy your busy life for a while today, you won't be so successful tomorrow. Even a genius has to pay 99% sweat.

In fact, everyone who knows Harvard knows that although he is a first-class prestigious school, there are no luxurious buildings standing on the Harvard campus, only the quiet Scottish red wall, and there are no figures wearing luxurious clothes, only students in a hurry. You can see the students with books in their left hand and pizza in their right hand on the bench, reading under the street lamp. They are not complacent about being admitted to Harvard. In their minds, Harvard is a paradise and a fertile land, from which they can constantly learn.

Throughout every corner of Harvard, he tells you all the time that you can only get close to success with time and sweat. This is the spirit of Harvard, and this is what I want to say. There is no shortcut to success, only diligence is enough.

Dickens said, "This is the best time, but it is also the worst time." Don't let this best era become the worst. Only by continuous exploration can we open up a new future without changing everything. In this process, there is no other way but to work hard. Born with Tao, aim high. Chairman Mao said: "Life is a fairy cave, and infinite scenery is at the dangerous peak." Cast the greatness of the times with diligent sweat and create success with sweat.

In the history of China, there are many hardworking people. Wang Xizhi, a calligrapher, practiced calligraphy day after day in Lanting when he was a child, dyeing the water in Lanting pool black, and finally practiced calligraphy of "floating like a cloud and charming as a dragon". He explained the most beautiful attitude of diligence with his outstanding accomplishments in calligraphy. Imagine that Wang Xizhi's words, if not stained with black water, could be "floating like clouds and charming like dragons". If Wang Xizhi is not on the job all the year round, how can all the 20 words in his masterpiece Preface to Lanting be the same? Therefore, it is hard work that has made Wang Xizhi's calligraphy an eternal reputation, and it is also hard work that has made him a handsome pen, and it is also hard work that has made his calligraphy life posture extremely beautiful!

Atkinson is not a myth, Harvard is not a myth, Wang Xizhi is certainly not a myth, and neither are successful people who work hard. Any successful elite must pay extraordinary sweat, which is a great and ordinary truth: there is no shortcut to success.

5. Lin's winter vacation composition

[Lin winter vacation composition-playing golf] Playing golf on the 9th and 10 are our days to play golf. Lin winter vacation composition-playing golf.

At 9 o'clock in the morning, I took a class at the Green Han Golf Club next to Youngor Gymnasium in Ningbo, and experienced the fun of playing golf for myself. In the morning, my mother woke me up when I was sleeping and said, "I'm going to play golf this morning."

"As soon as I heard this, my spirit suddenly recovered. I had a quick breakfast and then went to class by bus.

When I came here, I saw that I was the only one in the gym, and I thought: Maybe I got here first. Suddenly, an aunt came out from behind and said to my mother and me, "Do you want to play putt in it?" I said, "Go and play!" After that, I jumped into the classroom and wrote the winter vacation composition "Lin's winter vacation composition-playing golf".

As soon as I walked in, another aunt said to me, "Come and sign your name." I wrote down the word "Lin" without hesitation, and then asked my mother to sign it.

Now, I'm going to play putt. I hold the stick with my fingers first, then put the ball on the white line, and then hit the ball hard and smoothly. This is the usage of the putter.

Next, we begin the award ceremony. Just listen to the teacher's report: "Wang Sihui won the best costume award and Lin won the best friendship award.

"Later, I took a photo with coach Tao. He also gave me three pens, which are in the shape of mini wooden poles, irons and putters. The pens are red, blue and black. They look very rare! Ah! Playing golf is really interesting. I hope I can play again next time.

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6. Learn to play golf and write 100 yuan.

This afternoon, the sky was gray and it was raining in Mao Mao.

But the weather didn't affect my happy mood, because I am going to play golf. Mom and dad told me that the opportunity is rare! You must study hard! Dad sent me to meet the team at the gate of Golf Manor Hotel.

Everybody's here. We began to visit the manor. First, we visited the road of the hotel, and then we visited the water planting flowers. There is also a small wooden bridge, which is very spectacular. Finally, under the guidance of the teacher, we went to the small open space next to playing golf. First, coach Gao explained the knowledge and history of golf, and then taught us how to hold the pole. Another coach demonstrated: open the palm of the right hand, palm facing the target direction, close to the right side of the club handle, palm of the left hand facing down, and four fingers of the right hand close together, covering the thumb of the left hand. Gao also asked us to stand still. After the lecture, we were divided into several groups. I was assigned to the sixth team. It's my turn I stood in a good posture and concentrated on determining the distance of the ball according to the coach's grip just now. With a wave of his hand, he only hit more than 5 meters. The teacher gave me two more chances, and I think I played better every time. Around 4 o'clock, the activity is coming to an end. We interviewed the employees of the Golf Manor, and the interview went well.

The harvest is particularly great. I successfully completed the task of President Guan, and got the biscuit awarded by President Guan. After the activity, the young reporters were taken home by their parents, and so was I.

I am very happy. I told my father what I learned along the way. I really hope I can learn to play golf again. I will definitely work harder and be more serious.

7. Introduce Mr. Bean's composition

Bean is a simple-minded guy, although he is often a little narrow-minded, for example, when selling turkeys, he will do some tricks, and all these clumsy tricks show a kind of simplicity of pretending to be smart, which is a well-known secret in the lives of some small people. If you take it out, it will become a joke.

Bean, Shanghai Raft, Gaohe and Guzi are all our colleagues and neighbors, so they look very kind. Or write this. You have a pair of talking eyes and an understanding heart. Always fascinates me with you. You have a pair of loving eyes. You have the magic to melt ice and snow. I never dared to ask for it. Your beauty always makes me unable to hide it. Why does your portrait always start day and night? This is all because I miss you.

In fact, you are afraid to tell you because I know I can't give you what you want. I can only secretly miss you, I can only secretly look at you, I always have no courage and can't say anything.

8. Learn to play golf in your spare time and write 300 words.

In the virtual world of the game, playing golf was my strong point, and I won the championship as easy as blowing off dust. So I have always felt that I am very good at golf, and I am clamoring that my father must take me to a real golf course to show my "talent".

Today, my father finally had time to take me to play in Jiulongshan Golf Club. The grass on the golf course is green, and there are more than a dozen brands on the grass, which are "50 yards", "100 yards" and "200 yards" ... I jumped to a position with my club, so I clenched the club with both hands and hit a ball. Unexpectedly, I hit the ball slightly on the back of the head and it fell. Excited to fall from the peak to the bottom, I feel very sad: I can still play more than 300 meters in the game, and I can only play a few centimeters here! A coach next to me saw that I couldn't play, so he came over and said, "Little sister, I'll teach you how to play! """First, let's learn to hold the pole." The coach added, "Hold it with your left hand, hold it with your right hand, and then the V-shape formed by your index finger points parallel to your right shoulder." I listened carefully. "Remember, the left thumb is almost hidden in the right hand." It's too difficult! Even the grip is so particular! I fiddled with it for a long time and finally posed. Then the coach came again: "Then aim at the target and hit it out. The arm must be straight. " I take a deep breath of fresh air, aim at the target, raise my hand and swing! There was a loud bang and the ball flew five meters away. I finally hit the ball five meters away! "It's not necessarily too difficult to play well!" I can't help but say disappointedly, "It turns out that it is so difficult to play a real golf game!" I took a break and continued to practice. "Bang-"the golf ball flew out with a clear sound-I hit the ball 30.5 meters, which is my best result! I jumped three feet high, and my face was filled with the joy of victory. Then I practiced over and over again, getting better and better, and I was very happy. "Diandian, go home, mom goes home to cook!" As soon as I heard this, I put down my club with nostalgia and left the golf club.

9. Composition: Playing golf

My mother took me to play golf today. Just go with Raindrop, Ze Ze, Xue Ke and Gao Sijia. The golf course is in Xinzheng, which takes half an hour by car. The five of us crowded into a row of seats, and along the way, we competed to tell stories together, and finally decided the king of jokes and the king of ghost stories. Of course, this laurel belongs to me! Soon, Xinzheng arrived.

We flew down from the tall car and ran into the reception room of the golf course at the first time. This is my first time to play golf. I am really looking forward to it! In the reception room, my mother rented us four clubs and two baskets of balls. Just when we were all eager to use the club, I suddenly saw that Gao Sijia didn't have a club, so I gave her my club without hesitation. Who knows, Gao Sijia gave me the club again and said, "No, thanks!" " ""well, let's play together! "I said." Okay ... okay. "Gao Sijia said happily. The golf course is very big, much bigger than the school playground.

Looking around, there are small mushrooms growing on the green grass. I chose one. It is white and fat. Really cute! There are not only real mushrooms, but also fake mushrooms on the court. These fake mushrooms are golf balls scattered in the grass! I picked up the golf club, alas! Too heavy! I tried to hit the ball, but the club didn't work at all. "Mom, I don't have a ball here!" Ze Ze is calling to his aunt. Why don't I give him my ball? I just walked over and suddenly felt a heavy blow on my face. Suddenly, I saw stars, tears fell straight down, and my whole face turned blue.

Only when I came to my senses did I know that I was beaten by Zeze's club. Mom quickly took me to the infirmary, and the staff sprayed an unpleasant medicine on my face, which was really much better. I turned around and went back to play ball, straightened my posture, aimed at the ball, raised my club and hit it! Alas, I still missed! It was because he pushed too hard that his body turned around. At this moment, I saw my uncle demonstrating to my aunt and them in the stadium. I tried again according to the precautions my uncle told me! Finally, the ball flew out while lifting the club. Although I didn't play far enough, I finally succeeded! Good times always pass quickly. In the blink of an eye, the sun goes down.

On the way back, we also saw beautiful lotus flowers on the roadside. What a happy day! Although my face is black and blue, it doesn't affect my happy mood, haha. ...

10. Learn to play golf in your spare time and write 300 words.

In the virtual world of the game, playing golf was my strong point, and I won the championship as easy as blowing off dust.

So I have always felt that I am very good at golf, and I am clamoring that my father must take me to a real golf course to show my "talent". Today, my father finally had time to take me to play in Jiulongshan Golf Club.

The grass on the golf course is green, and there are more than a dozen brands on the grass, which are "50 yards", "100 yards" and "200 yards" ... I jumped to a position with my club, so I clenched the club with both hands and hit a ball. Unexpectedly, I hit the ball slightly on the back of the head and it fell. Excited to fall from the peak to the bottom, I feel very sad: I can still play more than 300 meters in the game, and I can only play a few centimeters here! A coach next to me saw that I couldn't play, so he came over and said, "Little sister, I'll teach you how to play! """First, let's learn to hold the pole."

The coach added, "Hold it with your left hand, hold it with your right hand, and then the V-shape formed by your index finger points parallel to your right shoulder." I listened carefully. "Remember, the left thumb is almost hidden in the right hand."

It's too difficult! Even the grip is so particular! I fiddled with it for a long time and finally posed. Then the coach came again: "Then aim at the target and hit it out. The arm must be straight. "

I take a deep breath of fresh air, aim at the target, raise my hand and swing! There was a loud bang and the ball flew five meters away. I finally hit the ball five meters away! "It's not necessarily too difficult to play well!" I can't help but say disappointedly, "It turns out that it is so difficult to play a real golf game!" I took a break and continued to practice. "Bang-"the golf ball flew out with a clear sound-I hit the ball 30.5 meters, which is my best result! I jumped three feet high, and my face was filled with the joy of victory.

Then I practiced over and over again, getting better and better, and I was very happy. "Diandian, go home, mom goes home to cook!" As soon as I heard this, I put down my club with nostalgia and left the golf club.