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This is me
Although I am thin and small, I am an all-around athlete. I can play football, go and martial arts! At school, I am the vice captain of the class football team! In the "Tongzhen Cup" football match in Yingying Primary School, I was the main defender and repeatedly defused the threatening attacks of my opponents. Although our class didn't make the final, it's important to participate, isn't it? I like playing go best, and now I have reached level 6. All the senior players were defeated by me. Dare you challenge me?
Although I smile all day, I sometimes get angry. For example, I get angry when my parents ask me to do things I don't want to do, and I get angry when my friends play games with them and don't follow the rules. Once, I played hide-and-seek with my friends, and it was my turn to arrest people. A friend was caught in the classroom. He smiled and said, "Everyone has two lives!" "I immediately changed my face and pursed my lips and said," No! Why do you only have one life when you arrest people, and I have two lives when I arrest people? You don't obey the rules! "The two of us started quarreling until I said," Then we will each have two lives in the future. "He's afraid he won't catch anyone." All right, I'll catch him. "We just stopped arguing.
This is me, a lively and cheerful boy who likes sports and occasionally has a little temper. Let's make friends!
This is my _400 words. My name is Chen, and I am a happy little boy. I am not tall. I have a pair of big round eyes under my shallow eyebrows, just like two bright black gems. My face is round, rounder than the moon, but my nose is small and my mouth is small. This little mouth loves to talk and tell jokes in class.
I like playing the piano. Once I played the piano, playing hard, holding my fingers high and fingering correctly. The teacher praised me, and I was particularly proud.
I have many advantages. For example, I have a good personality, study hard and like telling jokes ... but my greatest advantage is that I am helpful. Once, I saw my classmate scratching his head because he didn't understand a question, so I went to help him and explain it to him carefully. He thanked me very much when he learned. At this time, the teacher just saw me giving a lecture to my classmates and praised me. I am very happy. This is "helping others."
Gold is not enough, no one is perfect. I have another shortcoming, that is, I am careless in doing the questions. On one exam, I thought I could get a hundred points. As a result, the teacher gave me a paper, and I only got 97 points when I saw it. It turns out that I forgot to write a small question. The teacher criticized me and I stood for a class. I am determined to get rid of the bad habit of carelessness.
This is me. Would you like to make friends with me?
This is me _400 words 3. My mother is in her thirties, middle-aged, oval-faced, and well-proportioned. She has a pair of bright eyes on her tall nose and a row of white and full teeth. She likes wearing jeans, which makes her look casual and generous. Her biggest feature is long eyelashes, and she looks very energetic.
On Sunday, my mother and I went shopping. The supermarket is crowded with people. We are going to pay all the expenses after we buy it. Suddenly, my foot slipped and I looked down. It turned out to be a thick wallet. My heart is exulting. Now that I can make a fortune, I checked it quietly, but my mother said solemnly, "Son, send it to the service desk quickly and let my aunt help you find the owner." I thought to myself, my mother doesn't even buy me a dress at ordinary times. Why should I give this wallet? Looking at my mother's firm eyes, I couldn't bear to give my wallet to my aunt, who praised me as a good boy. I replied happily, "I think so." After the broadcast, we quickly found the owner, who said excitedly, "Thank you very much." With that, he took out a hundred dollars and gave it to me. I am very happy. I thought my uncle didn't give it to me, so my mother should be able to accept it. I accepted it without refusing. My mother immediately took the hundred dollars back from my hand and gave it to my uncle.
This is my mother. She not only raised me, but also taught me how to be a man.
This is me _400 words 4 my bright eyes; She is small and exquisite with short black hair. My character! I am lively and cheerful. I like cute white rabbits, like green food, hate bitter gourd, and like peppers. Generally speaking, I like to eat everything except bitter gourd. My research? Liberal arts is better, but the worse science is, the less I want to learn. The better my liberal arts, the more I want to learn and the more I like it. In order to study liberal arts better and enter junior high school, I was elected as the representative of history class and the leader of Chinese class. Every time I go to the above class, I speak actively and be a good student.
I don't talk much in science class, and I barely stand up unless the teacher asks me to answer questions. Although it will be a little hard to be a representative of history class, I will not give up. I am willing to serve the people. Let's talk about my popularity after learning! Mine is not very good, but I have several good sisters. I had an iron "brother" Sue in primary school. I can become an iron "elder brother" because we both have the same personality characteristics-liveliness.
Sue is cheerful and has a boy's temper. When I was in junior high school, I had a good sister, Guo Zheyan, who was a good sister and a lively and cheerful one of us. This is me, an ordinary me. My daughter is 12 years old this year. She lives in Unit xxxx, Building X, Yuwangtai District, Kaifeng City, Henan Province.
This is me _400 words 5 I am an ordinary peasant child. I have many hobbies, such as playing basketball, playing football and reading fairy tales. What I like best is playing basketball. I often play basketball with my classmates. People say I have the talent of a boy, but I have never felt it.
Personality is still relatively cheerful. I skip around with my classmates after class every day. I don't like staying in the classroom, but I sometimes have a bad temper. If I am unhappy, I am particularly annoyed with anyone who talks to me. I will lose my temper with that person and hate anyone. I remember once, I was a little unhappy. Yi Xiaona asked me a question, but I didn't answer it for the first time. I didn't expect her to ask me again. I am angry at this moment. I am angry with her. She was very angry. When I was in a good mood, I apologized to her. She just said, "Don't do it again!" "
I also have many advantages, such as: I like reading joke books, interesting story books and so on. I still like physical education class.
Sometimes I lose my temper.
I remember once, I ate at my grandmother's house. My grandmother hired jiaozi and asked me to invite my sister over for jiaozi. When I came back, my grandfather teased me and said, "I ate it all." I was very angry, so I went out. Grandma and sister advised me: "Grandpa is just teasing you, and there is plenty of food!" I won't listen. My grandfather is angry. My mom and dad hit me and I cried. My grandmother sympathized with me and took me home. I regret it very much I regret that I shouldn't have done that. I haven't done that since. Maybe I've grown up, too.
This is me _400 words 6 I am a little boy, with black hair and big watery eyes hidden below. My eyebrows are thick and my black eyebrows are fluffy, like a pile of fluff. I have a talkative mouth. My face is round, and my white face is sometimes as red as an apple.
I am a helpful boy. Once, on a hot summer day, there were many people on the bus. At this moment, I saw a tired and sweaty old man get on the bus. He came up to me and I said softly, "Grandpa, come and sit here." I remember another time, I saw an old woman fall down. I quickly helped her up and said, "Are you okay?"
I am also a lively and cheerful child. When I face difficulties, I will also smile. The way I laugh is very interesting. Several times, I laughed so hard that my stomach ached.
I have a wide range of hobbies, including badminton, basketball, football, swimming, running, long jump, painting, calligraphy, Chinese, mathematics and English ... among them, swimming is my favorite. Swimming can make me happy. It can make me exercise well and learn more skills. I also like painting. On the drawing paper, my brush seems to be alive, flying and jumping on the drawing paper like a dragonfly, like an elf.
I also have shortcomings. Sometimes I was distracted in class and my homework was delayed, but now I have corrected it.
Generally speaking, I am a lively, cheerful, independent and confident person. I am still a polite boy.
This is me _400 words 7. I am a freshman who has just entered middle school. Like many classmates, I came to the temple of sacred knowledge with a curious heart and a strong thirst for knowledge.
Maybe one day, the stars in the sky will get tired of the gloomy sky and fall into the world, so let it fall into my arms! How I long to be a dazzling star! Grow up quietly in the arms of love. When I was young, I often lay in bed, looked at the stars in the sky and dreamed a beautiful dream.
However, as I grew up, I began to understand that this was just a dream, an impossible dream. The ordinary appearance in the mirror and the ups and downs in the test paper make me feel that these are just a beautiful dream.
Although I don't have a soft figure and beautiful eyes, I am enterprising and have lofty ideals and goals. With these, I feel very confident.
I know how to tolerate, and I don't like others to frown. I think it's a pleasure to see others happy. I think the most beautiful scenery is the smile of others when you press it. Although I am not good at talking, I hope everyone will be happy. When it comes to tolerance, I can think of the ocean and the sky because I think my mind is broader than the ocean and the sky. Tolerance is that a narrow mind becomes broad. So what everyone needs is opportunity and understanding.
This is me, a unique me.
This is me _400 words 8, a pair of flexible and bright eyes, a white and fat face, guess who this is? Haha, this is me. I like wrestling. I am a cheerful, lively and helpful person. My brother nicknamed me "King of Wrestling".
Suppose my brother said to me last Friday, "My classmates call me the wrestling king. If you can throw me to the ground in three sets, I'll give you a nickname "King of Wrestling." I readily agreed, but I was a little nervous and said to myself, "How could I possibly throw my brother to the ground?" The game started, so I called my sister and let her be the referee. After a while, my sister said loudly, "Start!" I rushed to my brother, who picked me up and fell to the ground. My brother won the first game, but I didn't give up. I secretly made up my mind that I must throw my brother to the ground first in the next game. The second game started, and I stood there on purpose, pretending to be careless. My brother thought I couldn't afford to attack, so he came at me. I seized the opportunity, crouched down, and used my unique skills to "sweep the whole army" in a down-to-earth manner. My brother fell down at once, and I won this game. In the final, we were very nervous and didn't know who would win. My brother did it first, and I almost fell to the ground. Suddenly, I felt an infinite force pouring into my body, and I jumped up hard. As a result, my brother thought I couldn't hold on, so he took a few steps back. I didn't expect me to attack from the air. Finally, I beat my brother to the ground with my unique stunt "Iron Sand Palm".
Finally, the nickname "King of Wrestling" belongs to me. This is me, I love wrestling.
This is me _400 words 9 I am a girl of 12 years old. In the eyes of my parents, I am a little guy who will never grow up, but I always feel that I am very sensible.
I have a wonderful mind. You see: I have never seen the Yangtze River, but I fantasize about standing by the river and enjoying the majestic appearance of the river flowing eastward; I have never seen Mount Tai, but I fantasize about standing on the top of Mount Tai and enjoying the beautiful sunrise. I have never been to the forest, but I fantasize about walking through the vast forest and embracing a green life.
I like to be handsome. I have black hair, put on the beautiful clothes my mother bought me, small but full eyes, glib mouth, and I am a handsome boy.
I like helping others, which is a pleasure. On one exam, I found Wu Shaojian at the front desk sighing. I patted him on the shoulder and asked, "What's the matter?" He pointed to the pen. I got it. Pass it to me. He smiled at me. After the exam, he said gratefully, "Thanks to you, I will make great contributions for you." I joked and said, "Don't be polite. It's sour. " Then we all laughed happily.
By the way, I have another biggest weakness, that is, I do everything for five minutes. After reading a story book, I want to be an orator; After listening to a few songs, I want to be a singer ... I remember when I was in fifth grade, I fell in love with pen writing again. I get up early and go to bed late every day to practice calligraphy, but I didn't stick to it for half a month before I changed careers. Mom said I didn't have sex, really!
That's who I am!
This is me _400 words 10. Do you know me? Would you like to make friends with me? You will say, "I don't know you, how can I make friends with you?" Ok, now please let me introduce myself.
Hello! I'm Du Qiu Yan. I have shiny black hair and two braids. There is also a lovely apple face, a pair of big watery eyes and a small cherry mouth.
I am a lively, cheerful and humorous little girl. Speaking of humor, I remember when I was in the first grade, I couldn't write the word "crack", and my aunt came over and said, "Kun Kun, how do you think the word" crack "is made?" "The word' crack' can be said to be that human skin is cracked." I am serious. This sentence made my aunt laugh her head off. Another time, I just came out of the bathroom after taking a shower. I said that I was like a boiled roast duck, and my second aunt laughed out of breath. Then it became a joke for the whole family.
My hobby is reading. I remember once, when I was reading a book, my grandmother shouted, "Kun Kun, dinner!" " "I was so fascinated that I didn't hear grandma's cry at all. Grandma didn't even hear me scream three times. Finally, my sister came quietly and said, "Sister, it's time to eat!" " "I don't know it's time to eat.
This is me, an extraordinary third-grade pupil. After hearing so much, would you like to make friends with me?
This is me _400 words 1 1 Hello everyone! My name is Zhou Xianyan. I am 9 years old and I study in Fenyang Road Primary School in Gucheng County.
At school, many people think I am introverted, but in life, I am like other students. I like chatting, playing games and playing with toys, especially on Saturday and Sunday. As long as I finish my homework, I will play with the children in the yard and fight wildly. Of course, we won't be so crazy that we won't be in danger.
At home, I always like to touch this and that for a while. Sometimes I make a mess at home, and it takes a long time to put it away, because I have too many toys, and some of them are difficult to put back.
In this way, you may think that I do my homework quickly. In fact, I am very slow in doing my homework. Sometimes I muddle along until eight or nine o'clock every day. My parents often blame me. Once, the Chinese teacher asked us to run a tabloid. I didn't finish it until Sunday because it took me a long time to come up with it. However, I write a composition in Giant Education. Under the guidance of the teacher, my composition is getting faster and better now.
It turns out that my health is very poor, and my health has not been very good. After a period of exercise, I am much better now, and I have the spirit to do everything. Last year, I won the third place in the running competition.
This is me, a very honest little boy, a little boy with a dream.
This is me _400 words 12. Do you know me? My skin is dark, my eyes are watery and my nose is neither straight nor flat. I often wear a pair of glasses with round lenses on my nose. There is a small mouth under my nose, which is me.
I like drawing, but I always feel bored when I start sketching. After several classes, I found it very interesting, which always made me unconsciously immersed in it and unable to extricate myself.
I am always obedient and clever in front of my elders. But in front of their friends, they release their natural "wildness", always get together with friends to play, always have fun with friends, and don't mind at all. When they are with friends, they always feel relaxed, put down all their weight and laugh. This is ordinary and ordinary. What I value is friendship.
I love reading, and I can always feel a lot of fun in books. In the afternoon, I sat at the table, poured a cup of warm milk and held it in my hand. The broken sunshine spilled on the book through the thin curtains, which was warm and comfortable. Swim in your favorite books, read them over and over again, and you can experience different feelings and different pleasures every time you read them.
Timidity is also one of my "characteristics". I remember one time, I stayed at home alone. Outside the window, the wind kept roaring and the window was blown "cheep-cheep". At the thought of the "ghost story" in the movie, I couldn't help shivering, hiding under the covers and sleeping by the faint light of the small lamp. I feel stupid when I get up in the morning, but I get scared every time I encounter this situation. This is me, timid and ordinary.
This is me. Lively, versatile but timid.
This is my _400 word 13. My family name is Yu and my name is. I am a student in an ordinary middle school in Yuhang District, Hangzhou.
There is a word "Xin" in my name, which not only indicates the time when I was born: when the sun just rose, but also indicates that I am changing day by day. I am growing up through constant change and improvement. Not only has my knowledge increased, but my appearance and height have also changed with my age. Speaking of it, I'm 14 years old, and I'm not young, but my happy heart has never changed. I think the so-called "childlike innocence" is probably like this.
The word "Yue" only represents my personality. Just like those kindergarten children who grin every day, I am smiling every day, carefree and happy. This is the most expressed in my life. I won't be angry for two or three days a day, only one or two classes at most. All the unpleasantness will be forgotten, leaving only endless jokes and "full of talents" for me to find happiness. I don't like grandiosity and showing off, I just want to be that happy self.
"Yu" is not only my surname, but also my easy-going personality. As the saying goes, "Yu Yun, Yu Yun, means permission". If someone needs my help, I will not hesitate to agree to his request and help him. I think this should be the most prominent feature of our surname "Yu"!
Yu, Xin and Yue. These three words together are not only my name, but also my character. ...
This is me _400 words 14 What kind of personality am I? Cute? Gentle? Busy? Brave? Shy? Or ... no! It's not completely close to me, so what am I?
My character is like a naughty boy, and it keeps changing. I will behave like a good girl in any strange environment. Whenever my mother takes me to dinner, I change my usual careless habit, sit quietly, dare not "act rashly", and greet my uncle and aunt actively as soon as I see them. So those aunts or uncles will say to my mother, "Your daughter is so quiet" and so on. But only my best friends know that I am a careless, talkative and honest person.
I am also a good classmate who respects teachers. Although I am talking and laughing in front of my classmates, I will greet the teacher politely when I meet the teacher, and I will conscientiously complete the tasks assigned by the teacher and consciously complete my homework, so I am a polite and generous good student in the eyes of the teacher.
I am timid and sensitive. Like all girls, the nose will be sour after watching the tragedy; I will talk to my best friend if I have any grievances; Or watch ghost movies and be too scared to come out. ...
I still love the fantasy me. I always fantasize that orphans can have parents; Beggars can become rich; The dead can be resurrected; Children can always have happiness; dream about/of ...
I am ambitious, too. Understand that you have to work hard to get into a good high school, a good university and a good job. My biggest dream is to live abroad, have a house with a yard and a swimming pool on the second floor, and then take my mother there. My mother has done so much for me that I must be filial to my mother.
I am who I am, and no one can replace me; This is me; Humor and quiet, timid and sensitive, like fantasy, but also have ideals.
This is me _400 words 15. Growing up, I successfully went from kindergarten to primary school and then to junior high school. When I was as old as an urchin, I learned everything slower than others. When I was five or six years old, I was still drinking milk powder and occasionally biting a few classmates. I heard that the kindergarten teacher looked for parents for this. Like many students, I also signed up for two interest classes-English and dance classes. However, the difference is that I volunteered, which is probably the envy of many parents.
Indeed, after graduating from primary school, I got good grades in all subjects, except math, which was when I was in my early 90 s. Strangely, my fourth and fifth grade math was either 100 or 99, 98, 97, and I never made up for it. Everyone in our class envies me. Actually, I want to make up for it, but my parents don't agree, because I am too tired. Since the third grade, my study career seems to have a pair of powerful wings. I have become three bars and participated in many competitions, big and small. I have won awards and honorary certificates at the district and municipal levels, met many teachers and classmates, and have a harmonious relationship. In this way, I successfully entered junior high school and continued to be the class leader and the three bars. Somehow, after junior high school, my math is only above 95 (full mark: 100), and my Chinese composition is getting better and better (I used to write very well)-I cut my composition for the first time in junior high school competition.
However, gold alone is not enough, and no one is perfect. I believe that only better, no best. After all, honor will eventually die and become a thing of the past. I hope honor will accompany me, spur me and give me the motivation to forge ahead!
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