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The military camp is located in a secluded village, far from the town and surrounded by high mountains. This is certainly a good place to train new recruits, and it is almost impossible for them to go out. Mr. White is a 40-year-old officer. He is very strict with the recruits and is not allowed to leave the camp.

Once, Mr. White was ill in bed and couldn't work. A young officer, Hunter, trained new recruits instead of him. Hunter knows these young people very well. He gave nine soldiers a holiday to go to the nearest town for entertainment, but when it was dark, no one came back. He was worried and stood at the door waiting for them. It's only five minutes before midnight. He decided to go to town to see what had happened. He started the car and set off. Nine soldiers are back. They seem to have drunk a lot. Of course, they also know that Mr. Hunter is angry. "Excuse me, sir," said the first soldier. "I left town on time, but there was something wrong with my car on the way back, so I had to buy a horse as soon as possible. But to make matters worse, the horse died on the road and I had to run back. "

The other seven soldiers all said the same thing. It's the last soldier's turn He said, "Sorry, sir, I got on the bus on time, but ..."

Hearing this, Hunter became even more angry. He interrupted him and roared, "If you still say that there is something wrong with your car, I will punish you at once."

"Oh, no, sir," said the young man. "My car is fine, my horse is dead!"

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