Give some sentences or jokes that secretly scold Japan.

1. There is a machine with testability. Just put in a coin and do it against the hole, and there will be results. therefore ...

China people put in a coin with a smile.

"Your sexual function is very strong."

Not to be outdone, the British put a coin and topped it up!

"Your sexual function is basically normal."

The American smiled and said, "Look at me" and put in a coin. Top!

"System error, please don't make fun of me with a toothpick."

The Japanese couldn't help laughing, put in coins, took off his pants and topped! ! ! ! !

1 minute later. ..

In two minutes. ...

In three minutes. ....

When people think that the machine is broken and scattered. ...

"Since you put in a coin, why don't you try it?"

2. A Japanese is eating in a restaurant in China.

When the waiter brought a panlong shrimp, the Japanese asked, "What should I do with the remaining shrimp shells?"

"Of course," said the waiter.

"no! Don't! No! " The Japanese shook his head and said, "In Japan, the leftover shrimp shells are sent to the factory, made into shrimp cakes, and then sold to you in China."

After a while, the waiter brought another plate of fruit. The Japanese pointed to one of the lemons and asked, "What should I do with the remaining lemon peel?"

"Of course," said the waiter.

"no! Don't! No! " The Japanese shook his head and said, "In Japan, the leftover lemon peel is sent to the factory to make fruit treasures, and then sold to you in China."

When checking out, the Japanese asked the waiter with a smile while chewing gum, "What do you do with the leftover gum?"

"Of course I threw up," said the waiter.

"no! Don't! No! " The Japanese shook his head and proudly said, "In Japan, chewed gum is sent to the factory, made into condoms, and then sold to you in China."

The waiter asked, "Do you know what to do with used condoms in China?"

"Of course I threw it away." Japanese humanity.

The waiter shook his head and said, "No! Don't! Don't! In China, used condoms are sent to factories to make chewing gum and then sold to you. "

3. Bush, Blair and Koizumi were flying together, and the plane suddenly broke down, so they decided to skydive.

After the three people parachuted, they just landed in a savage tribe. This tribe has a rule that every foreigner must put 10 round things in his ass. When Bush found three dates and stuffed them into the ninth, he laughed. Blair asked what you were laughing at.

Bush said, look at Koizumi's 10 coconut.

It was these three people who built the plane together again. This time something went wrong, and three people jumped to another savage tribe. This tribe also has a rule that every foreigner must mate with gorillas. If there are gorillas, let them go and put them all in cages. After a while, Bush took out eight gorillas, and Blair took out four gorillas, none of them. The tribal leader said you can't leave. Koizumi said unfairly, fuck, can you blame me? I didn't know that son of a bitch released a male gorilla to me.

There is a taxi on the way to Chicago airport, and a Japanese tourist is riding on it.

At this moment, a taxi passed by and the Japanese shouted, "Look, Toyota! Made in Japan! How fast! "

After a while, another taxi passed by. "Look, Nissan! It's made in Japan! It's too early! "

Another taxi passed by. "hey! It's Mitsubishi made in Japan! Very fast! "

The taxi pulled into the airport parking lot. At this time, another taxi overtook it. "It's Honda! Made in Japan! Very fast! There is no medicine to save! "

One hundred percent of American taxi drivers stopped and pointed angrily at the meter and said, "1500 dollars."

"So close to 1500 dollars? ! "

"Forget it! Made in Japan! Very fast! There is no medicine to save! "