Humorous sentences for embarrassing situations when dating your girlfriend (60 sentences)

Part 1 of humorous sentences for embarrassing situations when dating your girlfriend

1. I love you, and it has been settling down for ten years. Let me give you the blue sea and blue sky.

2. Two-way rush?♀.

3. I discovered a problem. I like to talk to good-looking people. No wonder I always talk to myself.

4. Have I ever told you that among so many flowers and trees, rivers and mountains, stars and universe, cats and dogs, butterflies and bees, I only like you.

5. The most stupid time for a man is when he wears a suit to work for the first time, and the stupidest time for a woman is when she wears a suspender skirt for the first time on the street.

6. I am in a bad mood and need to get drunk... Looking for a date!

7. Is it the young man in white who is too romantic, or the beauty in pink who is too hard to keep?

8. Every day when I was disappointed and singled out in the past.

9. Keep the appointment!

10. In the world of mortals, many people have been met, lost, misunderstood, and missed. Therefore, not everyone can have the person who is still missed with all his heart when he is old.

11. All good things should be experienced with you.

12. The old seas and stones are in ruins, but it is no match for the good times of gathering and separation.

13. I miss you day after day. When will beautiful dreams appear? My dear: I really want to see you again.

14. The fact that you cannot tolerate me does not mean that your mind is too narrow, but that my personality is too great.

15. Love period!

16. I like you, not only because you are ambitious, but also because you are evil-minded.

17. You are the love I can never say enough in my life. To make a long story short, I love you and will be you for the rest of my life!

18. You are a good candidate for a date with me.

19. Romance doesn’t wait for anyone, just give it a kiss if you want it.

20. So peaceful. Part 2 of humorous sentences for embarrassing situations when dating your girlfriend

21. It’s so strange that you take in so much courage, but all you spit out are sighs.

22. The left side of the head is filled with flour and the right side of the head is filled with water. Whenever I think about a problem, my head is full of paste.

23. Women are kind because they are stupid, and men are stupid because they are kind.

24. It’s us.

25. Overhaul, please date, please take me away, please take away the climax: We slowly learned to tolerate it, be bad! That's how people are. I feel happy for a while...I don’t feel sad anymore: I feel better. Painful for a while! In the self-knowledge of warmth and coldness.

26. The sunshine is just right for you.

27. Your smile and your tears are the most beautiful sun on the road to my dream.

28. From your prime to your old age, your appearance has changed over time, but my passion for you has never diminished at all. I have loved you for a long, long time, long enough to love only one person in my life.

29. In this world, there is no best, only the most suitable. Like clouds and sky, breeze and grass leaves, like you in my eyes and me in yours.

30. Silence protects you, silence waits for miracles, silence makes itself like air.

31. She is dating on Valentine’s Day! I'm sick!

32. You are the white moon on the top of the blue clouds, the plum blossoms in the snow. It's the drizzle that hits the window, looking into Feng Chen's eyes.

33. We met here, so we will leave here.

34. Secret love has become a habit, humility has been rooted in the bones, scraping the bones and treating the poison is not clean. "Secret Love" in Chang'an in August.

35. Calm down and enjoy this healing time today.

36. My hand was held this year.

37. Ding Yu I am late again, this is a disease! I am a patient, please show more care to the vulnerable groups.

38. Romantic days.

39. Freedom is not to rely on others for charity, but to be pursued by oneself.

40. In the world of mortals, an unintentional passing by may be destined to lead to a blossoming encounter. Meeting may be just the beginning. Only by understanding each other can we stay together for a lifetime. Although this affection is very elegant and simple, it seems so precious. Part 3 of humorous sentences for embarrassing situations when dating your girlfriend

41. My advantage is: I am very handsome: But my disadvantage is: I am not obvious that I am handsome.

42. The moonlight is beautiful tonight and the wind is gentle.

43. I really envy those people who have stories. Unlike me, one word "handsome" can last a lifetime.

44. What does it mean to not give up even if you die? Probably getting pissed off 10,000 times a day but still not quitting.

45. Love me like I am, choose one.

46. Let’s meet again when the tenderness of spring fills the branches.

47. I usually don’t dump ugly girls, but you are an exception.

48. Some memories of the past have long since drifted away. Now I am the only one, only now.

49. The river of the soul flows forward gurglingly, I sit in the cheerful water and wait for you. Through the familiar fish and shrimp, I offer you the rose of my heart, so that the water of true love can always water it and never wither.

50. The more people I see, the more I miss you.

51. There is no wind, no moon, and the sky is full of stars tonight.

52. Make life thicker! and slowly accumulate. Keep reading: Seek dates on Dandan Festival, let your life show elegance at all times, keep writing...so that your moral level can be improved. We will work hard to interpret our virtues and virtues. If you are interested, please give us a call!

53. Welcome to the Love Channel.

54. In the most beautiful season, the most beautiful place, the most beautiful time, the most beautiful time, I meet the most beautiful you.

55. I miss your company, romance and warmth.

56. In fact, I am quite a good person. Why don’t you try to like me? I guarantee that it will not expire in your lifetime and it will definitely be worth your money.

57. This is the end of a story, please go on a date and form a team!

58. Men are good at discovering the shortcomings of their wives, and women are good at discovering the strengths of their husbands.

59. Running is not only a potential, but also an attitude, an attitude that determines the height of your life. A collection of humorous sentences for a date with your boyfriend at night (59 sentences)

A collection of humorous sentences for a date with your boyfriend at night

1. Girls who go out more than two hours before going out are not called putting on makeup. Disguise.

2. As an optimistic person in the eyes of others, it is probably because you hang yourself and are about to die, and everyone thinks you are swinging on a swing.

3. Ever since I saw your household registration photo, I realized how easy it is to give up someone you like.

4. I want you to remember me all your life, so I want to give you the most precious love in the world.

5. The sun is shining brightly and the warmth is as warm as ever. How dare I grow old before you come.

6. Some people think that modern civilization has eliminated cattle and horses and replaced them with cars. Little do they know that modern people have to do the ox-horse formation before they can get into a car.

7. After you leave my world, there is no need for me to wander around in your world.

8. In fact, I am quite a good person. Why don’t you try to like me? I guarantee that the shelf life will not expire for the rest of your life. It will definitely be worth the money.

9. I like to watch you sleeping, because then you will not have any worries. I like the way you smile at me, because you are happiest then. I just want you to be happy.

10. Don’t tell secret words, I’ve liked you for a long time, please be my girlfriend.

11. Life is so strange, let me meet you, let me fall in love with you.

12. I like you, the kind of love that can last for a long, long time, the kind of love that can last for a long time after summer has passed, and the kind of love that still has enthusiasm after the freshness has passed.

13. You are at a wonderful stage in your life.

There are many wonderful stages that will come to you, but they are not easy to come by. You have to pay the price and experience risks.

14. Suddenly I felt aggrieved. I smiled at you, and the moment I turned around, I finally felt sad in a way you didn't know.

15. No matter how busy life is, your presence is motivation.

16. Yearn for love, have more expectations, and have more hopes.

17. Become a person who is not lonely at all on the street.

18. The wife in the world is noisy. Come into my heart.

19. Go in both directions. Humorous sentences for dating with your boyfriend at night Part 2

20. Others are having picnics, outings, and falling in love in the spring... I am sleepy at work in the spring.

21. I am angry with you and tease you just because I like you; I learn from you and follow you just because I fall in love with you; I love you and obey you just because I want to chase you; I miss you and love you. I just want to kiss you; love you, understand you, and just want to ask you if you can stay with me for the rest of your life.

22. Marriage is the tomb of love, so without marriage, there is no place to die.

23. I don’t dare to stop loving you for a single second.

24. I’m asking for a date on Chinese Valentine’s Day. I’m driving a Porsche. You take the seat cushion and go on a self-driving trip. I’ll make a date with you. You bring money. Only one person. I can't pedal anymore.

25. Men are good at discovering the shortcomings of their wives, and women are good at discovering the strengths of their husbands.

26. Take things as they come, and the future with you will be long.

27. Whenever I go on a date with Mr. Winter Vacation, there is always a mistress named Winter Vacation Homework.

28. It’s us.

29. Men lie as a habit, women lie as a necessity.

30. You are far away from me, but your voice is always in my ears. Every separated day and night breeds evergreen thoughts in my heart.

31. The rainbow over there looks down on me, because I am brighter than it.

32. It’s romance, it’s love.

33. It’s not that you have all the things I like about you, but I like all the ways you look.

34. One day, one month, and one year together.

35. People’s ideas will change. I wanted to get rich before, but now I just want to get rid of poverty.

36. In the past, I was disappointed every day.

37. Even if we don’t reach the end of the world, I will cherish the present moment and love you with all my heart.

38. The spring water is your love, the summer clouds around the peak are your lingering, the autumn moon is your tenderness, and the winter plum blossoms and snow are your love. Part 3 of humorous sentences for an evening date with your boyfriend

39. May you be worthy of being loved and treated with tenderness.

40. I am not a prince, why do girls always think they should be a princess when they meet me!

41. You are the starlight so close at hand. When you smile, I think of being with my children.

42. Fall in love with me, I am sweeter than all the little girls.

43. No matter who you are meeting with, you must arrive before the appointed time.

44. My hand was held this year.

45. I share love with you and no one can steal it. Let’s weave a web of love together.

46. You are my furry coat, my warm embrace in winter, my safe haven in the snow, and the one I want to hold hands with for the rest of my life.

47. What does it mean to refuse to give up even if you die? Probably getting pissed off 10,000 times a day but still not quitting.

48. Heartbeat signal.

49. What once was like a sea of ????dead and broken stones is no match for the ease of gathering and separation.

50. Keep the good things.

51. God only trains useful people, but does not bother to care about those who are useless.

52. This weather is really weird. It always treats me hot and cold.

53. A year, a month, a day or an hour does not count as a lifetime.

54. Why do you say that the flowers on the other side bloom and fall? He accompanied me to watch the flowers bloom, and it was me who fell in the end.

55. The river of the soul flows forward gurglingly, I sit in the cheerful water and wait for you. Through the familiar fish and shrimp, I offer you the rose of my heart, so that the water of true love can always water it and never wither.

56. I love you for ten years, and I will let you go and give you blue sea and blue sky.

57. I can’t even keep my own hair, so how can I expect to keep you? Humorous topical sentences for chatting with your girlfriend

1. Question: What will happen to you if you drink ten bottles of beer?

Answer: Let them come up again.

2. Question: Do you dare to say how many members of the opposite sex you have kissed?

Answer: No. But every time I add one, I write it down on a card. I later made four decks of poker out of these cards.

3. Question: Both lovers are on QQ, but they have not spoken for 10 minutes. What does this mean?

Answer: The boss is next to me.

4. Question: I give you 1,200 yuan, which car should I buy?

Answer: Let’s buy a chess set. There are four rooks! There are also four BMWs.

5. Question: You have to give up one of your pets that you have kept for 10 years and your lover that you have been dating for one week. Which one do you choose?

Answer: Give up your pet and give it to your lover.

6. Question: Which car is the coolest to use when getting married?

Answer: Bugatti Veyron leads the way, Aston Martin takes the camera, Zeppelin DS8 escorts, and the bride and groom ride donkeys.

7. Question: Are you bothered?

Answer: In the past, people always used exclamation points to ask me questions

8. Question: When I went on a blind date, the woman across from me grinned, and a thick patch of powder fell off her face. What should I do? what to do?

Answer: You are too polite. You gave me food when we first met.

9. Question: You are taking the bus, and suddenly the person next to you glances at you and vomits. What should you do?

Answer: It’s really good! Most people would faint immediately when they see me.

10. Question: Can you, Xiao Longnu, not see Yang Guo for 7 years?

Answer: I can live without seeing Yang Guo for the rest of my life

11. Question: Four words to describe it Check your driving skills

Answer: The traffic policeman was speechless

12. Question: A person said to you that I eat more salt than you eat! ! What does it mean?

Answer: Heavy words

13. Question: What is your biggest feeling after watching the beast video?

Answer: Cell phones are terrible.

14. Question: A man stepped on your foot on the bus and told you I was Jay Chou. What was your reaction?

Answer: Step back. You can show off from now on, I stepped on Jay Chou!

15. Question: If you were reading in the library and while you were fascinated, the opposite sex touched you with his feet three times, what would you do?

Answer: Step on it.

16. Question: It seems that many women like ***? What are the reasons for liking it or the reasons for hating it? Rumors seem to be coming back!

Answer: Come on Edison! Looking forward to the second season.

17. Question: There are 7 seconds left before the end of the world. What is the last thing you want to do?

Answer: Collect the vegetables

18. Question: When your lover/husband suddenly hugs you from a deep sleep and says I like you, do you like me?

Answer: Don’t wake him up and ask softly: What is my name?

19. Question: Let’s talk about 1 kind of flower at the same time. Let’s see who has a tacit understanding with me~~

Answer: 1 kind of flower

20. Question: A man and a woman Stayed one night and did nothing! Do you believe it?

Answer: I believe it. They are all wet, not dry.

21. Question: When you were on a blind date, the woman said to you: Why would you go on a blind date if you don’t have a house or a car? How do you answer?

Answer: Here comes the offer of love

22. Question: Have you ever had the experience of almost dying?

Answer: Does **** count?

23. Question: There is a female mopper who has 6 boyfriends. How should she spend Valentine’s Day?

Answer: Let’s eat hot pot together

24. Question: Why is Xiao Longnu still tired of Yang Guo when he doesn’t have a car?

Answer: Who said there is no car? He always uses Diaopai!

25. Question: I received a message from a female colleague at 10pm, but my husband is not around. How should I respond? ! ! ?

Answer: I will be there soon

26. Question: If someone asks, can I chase you? What’s a better answer?

Answer: Why are you chasing me? It’s not like I’m in need of syrup. . .

27. Question: You were living alone on a desert island. Your mobile phone had no signal and suddenly you could make calls. Who did you call first?

Answer: China Mobile, complain to them! Why is the signal so bad!

28. Question: To be honest, if you were a man, would you wish you had a bunch of women like ***?

Answer: I wish I was a woman with a lot of money

29. Question: If I give you 100 million and let you jump from the second floor, are you willing to do it?

Answer: Please pile 100 million downstairs first, and I will jump up immediately.

30. Question: After a breakup, one party said: I will never fall in love with anyone else again. Do you believe it?

Answer: My heart won’t, but my body will.

31. Question: What quality do you think is most worth maintaining in you?

Answer: Just make a mistake.

32. Question: What is the most awesome weapon you have ever taken?

Answer: TT. (Killing hundreds of millions of people invisibly)

33. Question: A corpse was dug up in the garden of the house I bought. What should I do? Do you want to call the police?

Answer: Keep digging, there are still soldiers and horses below

34. Question: Tell me the cruelest way to abuse yourself?

Answer: One person eats a KFC family bucket

35. Question: I will give you 1W and ask you to go to the gate of the community and shout 3 times: Sister Furong, I love you, what are you doing?

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Answer: You can shout, but don’t do it.

36. Question: I was taking a bath at night, and suddenly, I found that there was an extra hand helping you to take a bath! you. . .

Answer: Secretly take off its watch and ring.

37. Question: What do white sheets, white quilts, white pillows, and white slippers mean?

Answer: Doctor Bai, I just want you to be white

38. Question: What does it mean if a boy sends more than 100 text messages to girls every day, but rarely calls them?

Answer: He subscribed to a monthly package

39. Question: Use four words to describe your appearance!

Answer: Just don’t mention it

40. Question: You only have 2 yuan in your pocket, how do you meet three meals a day?

Answer: Buy a broken bowl and squat on the street

41. Question: My brother pooped his pants and hit two American political celebrities!

Answer: Oh! Dad, Mom! Rare!

42. Question: If someone looks at your photo and says it’s ugly~. . . . .

Answer: It’s better than talking about being a cute monkey

43. There are so many people who despise me, who do you think you are?

(Be a beauty) I despise you for being a scoundrel, a rogue, a treacherous, and an immoral person~)

44. Even if you beat me to death, you won’t say anything, because you haven’t even used a beauty trick yet!

(Brothers, have any beautiful girls asked you questions that are not convenient for you to talk about? It’s also good for dealing with girlfriends, for flirting)

45. Not only do I have good luck, but I also have good athlete’s foot. !

(Haha, you can smile when you are lucky)

46. If you push me again, I will pretend to be dead for you!

(You can use this when a beautiful woman keeps asking you stupid questions)

47. If you can’t reach it, try stepping on the left foot and the right foot.

(Strike The love rival is short, and the girl who is joking is petite, you can do whatever you want~)

48. Some people are alive, but she is already dead. Some people are alive, but he should have died long ago!

(Angry can also be humorous~)

49. You said... you like me? Actually... I started... Actually, I also... alas. You tell me, I actually like myself quite a lot.

(Is it difficult to confess your love? Is it difficult to be ambiguous? It’s not difficult if you know what to say. Success is an art)

50. The green hills are still there, just a little red.

(Hungry, um, I think of the saying "falling red is a heartless thing~")

51. Are you drinking water or drinking water? , or drink water? It’s your choice!

(Are you a collector, a collector, or a collector? It’s up to you!)

52. Not only do I have a car, I also drive my own!

(The best way to deal with money-worshiping girls~I don’t like money-worshiping girls)

53. If you like it, I’ll buy it for you... (after realizing the other person’s anger) Ah No, it’s brother, I’ll buy it for you!

(Isn’t humor with brothers important?)

54. Mirrors always reflect light!

(This is what I said to my girlfriend when I failed the exam...)

55. Is there a pawn for being handsome? Maybe he will be eaten by a pawn!

(A woman said to you that that man is so handsome, or is that star really handsome? Her words choked her to death)

56. You don’t have to worry if you leave it to me. Nothing is wrong!

(Hehe~ Did your girlfriend ask you to buy something? Did she ask you to help? Wouldn’t the effect be better if you said this and then helped her do it well?)

57. Don't be nervous, I'm not a good person... (Is it difficult to strike up a conversation? Believe me, I'm right!)

58. As long as you lay an egg, we will crush it immediately and never let the principal My parents know! (Bedside flirting joke)

59. Don’t thank me. How can I have the nerve to collect money from you after thanking you?

(When you help MM or do something to make her grateful~ Hehe, choke her to death, be careful of the pink punch)

60. Don’t tell me to come over here-- --I am Afanti!

(MM: Do you want to have a real pK? Just interrupt her with this sentence before she finishes speaking...)

61. If you ignore me, then I will become a dog Ignore it!

(MM: You really don’t want to give me chocolate? I’ll ignore you. Do you know how to say no?)

62. When will the bright moon come? Ask Yi Zhongtian!

(It comes out randomly~)

63. I haven’t eaten meat for a while, but now I have practiced to the point where even my farts don’t smell like meat!

(I haven’t held your hand for a while. Now we have practiced to the point where we have to shake hands with a puppy when we catch it...provided it is a female~)

64 Generally speaking, if a husband is thin, it is either because his wife has too strong desires or because he is too stingy. I wish I was thin because of the first item.

(Normally, I am so thin, but you like to buy us food so much. Wife, why do you think we are so thin?)

65 .As long as a person is good-looking, no matter what he does, everyone will think it is reasonable and normal. You see, no one saw me running around naked~

(Actually, no one even saw me running around naked...)

66. Let me test yours first IQ, what is one plus one equal to?

He answered me immediately, this kid reacts so quickly, and his answer was to spit in my face. !

(Look at how smart the children of our relatives are, but luckily they didn’t splash child urine on my face~)

67. Oriental Pearl: The penis of Shanghai looks quite majestic. But why are the testicles one on top and one on the bottom? Deformed?

(Use with caution...)

68. If you still eat fried food, look at the acne on your face! I can almost play backgammon!

(Hey, buddy, this is what suppression looks like~)

69. Youthful and brilliant on the outside, but tattered on the inside.

(We are the same kind of people, young and bright on the outside, tattered on the inside...)

70. Did you know that I can doodle? I often take advantage of the darkness to do graffiti. I do it when no one is around: Certificate: 139

(... So tell me your number, our graffiti skills are top-notch~)

< p> 71. A girl in my dormitory fell out with me

Are you two fighting? A slap in the face? Are you grabbing your hair and swiping pen water?

(Exaggeration~)

72..Be careful, I said while pulling her.

She looked at me and asked confusedly what happened? Why are you pulling me?

There is an ant, don’t knock you down

(A personal practice of holding hands~)

73. I thought that if I became invisible, others would not be able to find me. , It’s useless, people like me are like fireflies in the dark night no matter where they are, bright enough and outstanding.

(QQ her: Why are you always invisible?...)

74. A woman kissing a man is a blessing, and a man kissing a woman is a blessing. So, you are my blessing, and I am your happiness~ (I like straightforward teasing, but the tone, expression and eyes, please use your own discretion, the expression is serious with a bit of playfulness, the eyes are focused and gentle, Look at each other’s eyes)

75. An iron rooster will still leave some rust. You are basically a stainless steel rooster! Ah, no, it's a stainless steel hen. . .

(I met a very stingy woman before, and I just said this sentence... but she said, you still have a rooster, a rooster goes with a hen... I was embarrassed... )

76. Before I had a chance to touch the flowers, I was plucked out.

(Her: Are you very flirtatious? I often see you with different girls. Me: I thought about it too, but before I had time to get involved with you, I was already plucked out. . . )

77. Everyone is original when they are born, but sadly, many people gradually become pirates. To be honest, you really look like a pirated version of my ex-girlfriend.

(Subtext, too many pirated copies, you have to become my genuine one~)

78. Knowledge is like underwear, invisible but important. Therefore, I am still very single-minded and have worn a pair of underwear for more than 20 years~

(I forgot where I used it originally, it seems to be a conversation about someone saying that I am a good person because I leave messages because I am talented.) . )

79. My friend’s name on his girlfriend’s phone was him, and then they broke up and it became that

(I wish I would do less of it. . . . )

80. I was also an infatuated person, but I drowned in the rain.

(She: I want to know if you have always been so carefree.

) Excerpts of humorous sentences for dating the person you love the most

Humorous sentences for dating the person you love most

1. Many people come and go, but they are not worth mentioning. Only you are different. , no need to modify.

2. You are the only one in the world, how can I not cherish you.

3. You have to know that if you don’t cherish me now, there won’t be this shop after you pass this village. But you also need to know that once you pass this village, I will go to the store below to wait for you.

4. Let the storm come more violently, and let those who are dating be soaked in water.

5. Become a person who is not lonely at all on the street.

6. I have been using my own life to love you.

7. Is it the young man in white who is too romantic, or the beauty in pink who is too hard to keep?

8. In the world of mortals, many people have been met, lost, misunderstood, and missed. Therefore, not everyone can have the person who is still missed with all his heart when he is old.

9. Your flowing eyes and knowing smile are better than thousands of dialogues: your true feelings conveyed without words are better than ten thousand words.

10. I really envy those people who have stories. Unlike me, one word "handsome" can last a lifetime.

11. In this world, there is no best, only the most suitable. Like clouds and sky, breeze and grass leaves, like you in my eyes and me in yours.

12. On the road of human exploration of truth, people usually choose to do well. When men choose the path of truth, they often choose the plump one.

13. The rainbow over there looks down on me, because I am brighter than it.

14. Latest arrangement! 83 humorous sentences about dating

15. Maybe not every day is so good, but there are some good things in every day.

16. I really don’t want to look down on you with my toes, but you forced me to do this.

17. My advantage is: I am very handsome: but my disadvantage is: I am not obviously handsome. Humorous Sentences for Dating with Your Favorite Person Part 2

18. It’s not that you have all the ways I like you, but I like all the ways you are.

19. Secret love has become a habit, humility has been rooted in the bones, scraping the bones and treating the poison is not clean. "Secret Love" in Chang'an in August.

20. The moon shines on the water, and I am here to love you.

21. I like you, not only because you are ambitious, but also because you are evil-minded.

22. From a general point of view, before I have a stable job, I cannot heal my wounds with a whole family meal. I really envy dating experts to have such a wise audience as me.

23. The moon is the second most beautiful thing at night, the first is you.

24. Love me like I am, choose one.

25. The weather is much colder. I heard that the reason why winter is so cold is to tell everyone how warm and important the people around you are.

26. Regret is also a kind of happiness. Because there are still things that make you regretful.

27. After walking such a long way, I found that home is the warmest place: after meeting so many people, I found that my mother’s smile is the most beautiful.

28. There is no way to objectively evaluate him, but I love him subjectively.

29. Some memories of the past have long since drifted away. Now I am the only one, only now.

30. What’s wrong if there is no money in my wallet? There is no fish in the fish-flavored shredded pork!

31. Just when spring is coming, summer comes.

32. The spring water is your love, the summer clouds around the peak are your lingering, the autumn moon is your tenderness, and the winter plum blossoms and snow are your love.

33. You are my furry coat, my warm embrace in winter, my safe haven in the snow, and the one I want to hold hands with for the rest of my life.

34. There was no sea in this world. Just because every time I miss you, God sheds a tear, so there is the Pacific Ocean.

Part 3 of humorous sentences for dating the one you love the most

35. Treat a man like flying a kite. If he likes it high, fly it high. If he likes it to be far away, fly it long. The most important thing is This thread is always in your hand. You know when to pull it, pull it, let it go. If you can control it, it's a clever move.

36. Blowing the clouds of longing, wrapped in the mountain of love, hiding the water of true heart, flowing with the rain of tenderness, floating in the romantic me, carrying love, saying to my dear: I love you!

37. Loving someone requires courage and luck.

38. Pig Raising Diary.

39. Others have picnics, outings, and fall in love in the spring... I feel sleepy at work in the spring.

40. You are the most important person to me. Because of you, life is wonderful.

41. You are by my side, by your side.

42. When facing that person, there is always the urge to go further, but there is no courage to go further.

43. There are many reasons for not loving in the world: I am too busy for your own good, etc., but there is only one expression of love: I just want to be with you.

44. I love you so much, I love you so much, I love you so much, I love you so much.

45. Silence protects you, silence waits for miracles, silence makes itself like air.

46. Love is such a small thing.

47. My hand was held this year.

48. If it were me, a whole family meal would heal my wounds.

49. Your name is not long, but it runs through the whole heart.

50. This weather is really weird. It always treats me hot and cold.