Excerpts of humorous and funny jokes

Excerpts of humorous jokes

Excerpts of humorous jokes. Appreciation of good words and sentences is also an important part of learning. A famous quote may change the trajectory of a person's life. The excerpt is Texts should be found in books. Excerpts can improve one's thinking ability. Now I will share excerpts of humorous jokes.

Excerpts of humorous jokes 1

1. Today in the bathhouse, when the aunt took my hand and rubbed my arm, I asked the bathing aunt: "You must have touched it a lot Human hands, right?"

She smiled and said: "I have touched more hands than you have ever seen, and the dirt I removed from them is more than the rice you have eaten!"

Me. . . I won’t be asked to eat rice anymore!

2. When I bought soy milk and fried dough sticks in the morning, I asked the breakfast stall owner, "Why has the price of oil not increased and the price of noodles not increased, but the price of your fried dough sticks has increased?"

"Because Your salary has been increased!" the boss replied confidently. . .

Me. . .

3. Doctor: You must take this medicine every day for the rest of your life.

Patient: But doctor, did you only prescribe three days’ worth?

Doctor: I know.

Patient. . .

4. I went to my boss to apply for compensatory time off. When I entered the office, I heard a colleague say: "Okay, I will take off tomorrow."

I quickly said: "I want to take it tomorrow too." "Hugh."

The boss was stunned for a moment and said: "Okay, you two will be together tomorrow. If the toilet can be repaired, just replace it."

5. I have been very unlucky recently. , I went to the temple to burn incense and pray for blessings. I said to the master: My luck is very bad. Please ask the master. . .

Master: "Amitabha, does the donor want to become a monk?"

Me. . . Excerpts of humorous jokes 2

1. My mother and I told me that today is the third day of the lunar new year and I should remember to give something to the poor.

My mother said: Didn’t you just leave on the fifth day of the Lunar New Year?

2. Dad: Are you filial?

Me: Yeah

Dad: Please unplug your phone and charge it for me.

Me. . .

3. My mother asked me: "When will you go back to work this time?"

Me: "You have to leave in the third year of junior high school."

My mother : "Why are you in such a hurry? Stay at home for a few more days..."

I felt inexplicably moved when I heard that. The old couple must be reluctant to let me go. When I was silent, my mother continued: "Wait a minute. Eat the leftovers for the New Year's Eve before leaving." 4. At the dinner table, my relatives asked me: "What exactly do you do?"

Me: "Write. Code."

Relative: "Then you have the same job as me, I am a calligrapher."

5. I chatted with my parents last night. :Son, will you love your wife or your mother the most in the future?

Me: I may have many wives, but I only have one mother. Of course, I love my mother the most!

My mother was very happy. At this time, my father said quietly: If you want to love me the most, I can let you have many mothers. . .

The atmosphere at home is a bit tense. . .