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Tathagata made a bet with the Monkey King. What did the original say?
I made Buddhist scriptures and spread the bliss Guanyin to Chang 'an.
Ask Zen Guan, ask countless questions, and often end up getting old. How many years have you been fascinated by grinding bricks for mirrors and eating snow? Mao swallowed the sea, mustard seeds were full of sumeru, and Jin Toutuo smiled. At the time of enlightenment, there were more than ten places and three times, and four generations and six roads were stagnant. Who wants to hear the sound of spring dawn in Du Yuli in front of the cliff and in the shade of the tree? Caoxi Road is dangerous, the mountains are high and the clouds are deep, where the old people are screaming. Thousands of feet ice cliff, five leaves open, the ancient temple curtain hanging incense. At that time, when I saw the origin, I saw the Three Treasures of the Dragon King.
This word is called Su Wuman. Saying that I am a Buddha, I bid farewell to the Jade Emperor and returned to the Lei Yin Treasure Hall, only to find 3,000 Buddhas, 500 Aro, 8 donkey kong and Infinite Bodhisattva, all holding a treasure cover and putting them in Lingshan Wonderland, and Shiva Luo Shuanglin met them. When the Tathagata drove the auspicious clouds, he said to the crowd, "I am suffering as much as I am, and three realms are present. At all, after all, silence. Nothing, nothing. A good monkey lurks. It is ignorance. The name begins with life and death, and the law is like this. " Say, let the light of the relic shine, Baihong 42 road, connecting north and south. The public saw it and turned to worship. After a while, the clouds gathered and the fog dispersed, boarded the lotus platform and suddenly sat down. Three thousand buddhas, five hundred arhats, eight donkey kong and four great bodhisattvas put their hands together, and came to end the ceremony. They asked the sun, "Who disturbed the peaches in the heavenly palace?" The Tathagata said, "That fellow is Guo Huashan's demon monkey." . "His sins cannot be described. Almost no providence, unable to surrender, although Jiro was captured. The old gentleman can exercise with fire, and he won't get hurt. When I went there, I was among General Thunder, showing my strength and spirit. I stopped fighting and asked him where he came from. He has magical powers, can change, and can ride somersaults. He travels 100,000 miles at a time. I made a bet with him, but he couldn't escape from my palm, but he grabbed him and sealed him there with his fingers on the mountain. The five emperors opened the Golden Queyao Palace, invited me to sit as the chief, thanked me at the An Tian National Assembly, and left. "
Everyone listened to the exultation and praised it in succession. Thank you, and leave in different classes, each holding his own career and having fun together. That's:
The rain is full of clouds, and the rainbow light holds the world. The west calls it the first, and there is no king's door! Common mysterious apes offer fruits, and elk hold flowers; Qingluan dance, colorful Feng Ming; Gui Ling has a long life, while cranes catch cheese. Enjoy the Pure Land Garden and the Dragon Palace Dharma circle. Flowers bloom every day, fruits are ripe and meditation is fruitful. Neither extinction nor birth, neither increase nor decrease. Hazy and communication, cold and summer have not invaded a year I don't remember.
The poem says:
There is no fear or worry from any excellent travel. Everything in the paradise is magnanimous, and there is no spring and autumn in most places.
The Buddha lived in Da Lei Yin Temple in Lingshan in January. One day, he summoned all the Buddhas, Aro, and revealed the truth. Bodhisattva, King Kong, monks, nuns and others said, "I am a good ape, and I don't know the date. I hope it has existed on the earth for five thousand years, and now I look forward to the sun in Qiu Meng. I have a treasure pot with hundreds of flowers, thousands of different fruits and other things. How about enjoying this' Menglan Basin Conference' with France and others? " Give the crowd a round of applause and pay tribute to the Buddha for three times. Got it. The Tathagata took the flowers and fruits from the treasure basin, went away with the Nuo, and scattered in front of the leaves, which made the public grateful. Give a poem, thank you.
Fu Shi said:
Before the blessing of glory, the beauty of the ship is more profound and cotton. Ford has no borders, and it has been blessed for a long time. Futian is widely planted year after year, and Fuhai Red Ginseng is strong year after year. Fu man gan Kun, endless blessings, and comprehensive blessings.
Lushi said:
Lu is heavy as a mountain, and Lu always looks forward to Chang Geng. Every household in Lu Tian is healthy, and Lu enjoys a thousand points of peace. Salary is eternal and solid, and the name of salary is as clear as the sea. Ludo is concerned, and Lu Jue has boundless national honor.
Punctuality says:
The birthday girl turns to the Tathagata, and the glory of the life field begins. Longevity fruit is full of auspicious haze, and the longevity flower is newly picked and inserted into the lotus platform. How beautiful and elegant the poem of longevity is, and how beautiful and beautiful the melody of longevity is. Life is longer than the sun and the moon, and life is more leisurely than mountains and seas.
When all the Bodhisattvas offered their sacrifices, they asked the Tathagata to express their roots and explain their origins. The Tathagata opened his mouth slightly, practiced Dafa, passed on the positive results, and told the wonderful code of three times strictness and five righteousness. But when I saw the dragon circling, it was raining profusely. Exactly: "The Zen mind shines on thousands of rivers and moons, and the truth contains Wan Li days." As for the Tathagata, I would like to return to the public and say, "I am now on four continents, and all beings are good and evil, and there are differences: those who win the Oriental Shenzhou respect heaven and earth." Calm and calm; Although the people of Juzhou in the north are good at doing things for themselves, they are forced by their livelihood and don't know their situation. I am a Xiniuhezhou, neither greedy nor killing. I nourish my spirit and hide my spirit. Although there is no truth, everyone will live a long life. However, those who give money to the south are insatiable and enjoy it, killing more and fighting more. It is the so-called evil field, which is a sea of evil. I have three true scriptures today that can persuade people to be kind. "
Hearing this, the Bodhisattvas joined hands and converted to Buddhism. They asked him, "What are the three true scriptures of the Tathagata?" As if going back and forth, "I have Tibetan law and talk about the sky; Talk about Tibet and land; After hiding, I am a ghost; Sanzang has 35 volumes and 15,144 volumes, which are the way to cultivate truth and the door to goodness. I'm going to send it to the East, but I'm afraid that all beings there are stupid, slander the truth, don't know the gist of my teaching, and ignore the authenticity of yoga. How to get a magical person? Go to the East to find a good faith. It's a blessing to teach him to cross Qian Shan, take the Wan Li Road, come to our place to get the true scriptures, spread them to the East forever, and persuade all beings. Who wants to go to the mountains in the depths of the sea? " There was a Guanyin Bodhisattva who walked near the Lotus Pagoda and made three turns to worship Buddha. He said, "I am a worthless apprentice. I want to go to the East to find a monk. " They looked up and saw the bodhisattva:
Rational four virtues, wisdom is full of gold. Fringed with beads, the fragrance ring is bright, the dark clouds are stacked skillfully, and the embroidered belt is lightly floating in Cai Feng. Jasper buttons, suro robes, auspicious light; Jincheng skirt, gold pendant rope, auspicious gas cover to welcome. Eyebrows are like crescent moon, eyes are like binary stars. I am naturally happy on all sides and my lips are a little red. Pure bottles of nectar bloom every year, and weeping willows are inserted obliquely. Solve eight difficulties, live in groups, show great kindness and compassion: therefore, the town is a mountain, living in the South China Sea, and asking for help, as the saying goes, doing everything it can to save the spirit. Lan Xinxin's purple bamboo is fragrant. He is the merciful Lord on Mount Luojia and the living Guanyin in the tidal cave.
When the Tathagata met him, he was overjoyed and said, "I can't go anywhere else. You have to be a Guanyin Bodhisattva to go. " Bodhisattva Road; "Disciple, what do you want to say when you go to the East?" Tathagata; "This one. Watch the road, don't walk in the sky, it must be half cloudy and half foggy; Look around the mountains and rivers, remember the distance of the road, and remind those who learn from the scriptures. But I'm afraid it's hard for me to do what I believe. I have five treasures with you. " That is, Arnold and Ye Jia were ordered to take out a "brocade" collar and a "nine rings and look around" to tell the Bodhisattva to go back; "This cassock, look around. Can be used with Buddhist scriptures. If you are willing to come here, put on my cassock and avoid reincarnation; Take my tin sheet and you won't be poisoned. "
When the Bodhisattva converted to worship the collar, the Tathagata took three more hoops and handed them to the Bodhisattva, saying, "This treasure is called Tight Hoops. Although they are the same three, they are only used in different ways. I have three' Golden Forbidden' spells. If you meet a powerful demon on the road. You must persuade him to study hard and be an apprentice to a monk. Without giving orders, he can put this hoop on his head and watch the meat take root naturally. Say it according to the spell you use, your eyes will swell and your head will crack. Discipline him to come to our door. "
Hearing this, the Bodhisattva bowed warmly and left, and immediately asked Monkey Hui 'an to accompany him. That Hui 'an made a clay iron rod, weighing one thousand kilograms, and should only be regarded as a powerful person to subdue the demons around the Bodhisattva. The Bodhisattva then made a bag of Jinghu cassock for him to carry. The Bodhisattva hid the golden cudgel, took the tin pieces and went down to Lingshan. There are different teaching methods this time: Buddha returns to his original wish, and golden cicada wraps sandalwood.
When the Bodhisattva reached the foot of the mountain, there was a jade fairy looking at the Jinding. She caught it at the door and asked the Bodhisattva to offer tea. Bodhisattva dared not stop for a long time and said to Daxian; "Now I've got the Tathagata's imperial edict, and I'm going to look for someone in the east to fetch the scriptures." "When will the monk arrive?" The big fairy asked. The Bodhisattva said, "I don't know." . "In about two or three years, we may be here." So I bid farewell to the half-cloudy and half-foggy Daxian, and I made an appointment to recall this journey. There are poems to prove it. The poem says: Wan Li doesn't talk about himself when looking for each other. Who is proud of this? Is it an accident in my life to ask for help suddenly? Speaking well is language, that is, there is no faith and no communication. I am willing to pour out my courage to find acquaintances and look forward to the fate ahead.
Master and apprentice were walking when they suddenly saw 3,000 weak waters, which is the boundary of the Liusha River. Bodhisattva said:
"disciple. It's hard here. How can I get through the scriptures? " Hui An said, "Master, how far do you think this river is?" When the Bodhisattva stopped to look, she saw:
Eastern moraine, both; South Dawugo, North Tatar. This road is 800 miles away. Thousands of miles up and down. The water is like a mountain, and the waves are like a mountain. Vast, vast, away from the flood. Fairy tea is hard to get here, and lotus leaves can't float. Rotten grass meanders in the sunset, and yellow clouds shadow the long beach in the dark. Where do merchants come and go? Have you ever made a living by fishing? There are no wild geese on the flat beach, but apes crow on the far shore. It's just that you know the scenery, and the essence of Baiping is like Yi Yi.
As soon as the Bodhisattva took a look, there was a splash in the river and a demon jumped out of the water wave, which was very ugly. He was born in:
Blue is not blue, black is not black, unlucky face; Not too long or too short, barefoot and muscular. Eyes flashing, like double lights at the bottom of the stove; Quarrel is like a butcher's brazier. The teeth are raised and the red hair is messy and fluffy. With a thunder, my feet ran like a rolling wind.
Holding a treasure stick, the monster went ashore to catch the bodhisattva, but was stopped by Huian's mud iron bar and shouted, "Don't go!" " "The monster greeted him with a stick. Two are by the quicksand river. This vicious killing is really amazing:
Muddy iron bars, protecting the law; The monster lowered his wand and tried to be a hero. Two silver pythons danced by the river, and a pair of immortals washed ashore. The one who threatened quicksand in the town did his best, and this one made great efforts to protect Guanyin. That one jumps over the waves. This will spit fog and clouds. Surfing is getting darker and darker, and fog clouds are faint. That demon-reducing staff is like a white tiger coming out of the mountain; However, this muddled iron bar is like Huanglong lying on the road. This makes the future. Seek snakes and stir up trouble; Throw this away and the kite will be scattered. Only kill the desert, the stars are brilliant; The fog is all over the world, and it is hazy. He is the only one who has lived in weak water for a long time. This is the first achievement of Lingshan.
The two of them fought for dozens of times, regardless of the outcome. The monster caught the iron bar; "Monk, where are you? Who dares to deal with me?" Uncle Mu said, "I am Uncle Mu, the second prince of Tota, and I want to escort my master to find a monk." . How strange is it that you dare to block the road? "The geek woke up and said," I remember you practicing Guanyin in the South China Sea of Zizhulin. Why did you come here? " Jose shouted, "Isn't that my master on the shore? "
Hearing this, the monster kept saying, OK, OK, he took the treasure stick and asked Mu Yunla to see Guanyin. He bowed his head and said, "Bodhisattva, forgive my sin and wait for my complaint. I'm not a demon. I'm a general in confinement served by His Highness Ling Xiao. Just because I accidentally broke the glass lamp at the peach cricket meeting, the jade emperor hit me 800 times and demoted me to the lower bound, and it became like this; Once every seven days, teach me how to fly a sword through my chest for more than a hundred times before returning. It's so distressing. Helpless, hungry and cold, three or two days, the waves went out to find a pedestrian to eat. I didn't expect to be ignorant today and collide with the great compassion bodhisattva. " The Bodhisattva said, "Since you were guilty in heaven, you were demoted, and now you have killed your life. This is the so-called adding to the crime. I received an imperial edict from the Buddha today. I went to the East to find someone to study. Why don't you join us, convert to good fruit, be an apprentice with that monk, and go to the Western Heaven to worship Buddha for Buddhist scriptures? I taught the flying sword not to pierce you. At that time, you were relieved of your responsibility and returned to your job. What about your heart? "
The monster said, "I am willing to convert to the right result." Nai stepped forward and said, "Bodhisattva, I have eaten countless people here. I have always had several Buddhist scriptures and have eaten them all. Everyone who eats the head falls into quicksand and sinks to the bottom of the water (even goose feathers can't float in this water). Only the skeletons of nine Buddhist scriptures float on the water and can't sink any more. I thought it was foreign, so I put Saul in one place and spent my spare time fooling around. But I am afraid that the Buddhist scriptures will not be available, but it is not wrong for my future. " Bodhisattva Day: "Is it unreasonable? You can hang your skull on your head and wait for the scriptures, which is useful. " The monster said, "In that case, I am willing to be taught." Bodhisattva made a vow with him, referring to Sha as his surname, so he took Sha as his surname and gave him the Dhamma name Sha Wujing. At that time, he entered Shaman, sent the bodhisattva across the river, turned over a new leaf, did not hurt his life, and waited for the Buddhist scriptures.
The Bodhisattva said goodbye to him and went east along the original road. After walking for a long time, I saw a high mountain, which was full of evil spirits and couldn't walk. Just as I was about to cross the mountains by cloud, I didn't realize that there was another demon in the wind. He was born dangerous;
Roll up the lotus mouth, ears like a cattail leaf fan. Fangs as sharp as steel, long mouth as brazier. The golden helmet is tied to the cheek belt, and the silk python is reduced in proportion. Probe the dragon's claws with nails in hand and carry a bow around his waist for ten rounds. Correcting arrogance is too old, and it is high-spirited to suppress god. He ran into it, good or bad, took a look at the Buddha, raised the nail handle and covered it. He was stopped by a wooden walker and shouted, "Don't be rude, that monster! Look! " The demon said, "This monk doesn't know whether to live or die! Look at palladium! " The two of them were at the foot of the mountain, rushing around, stumbling and betting on winning or losing. Really good to kill;
Demons are fierce and powerful. Iron bars go away, nails meet. Sowing dust, the sky is dark, and flying sand and stones are shocking. Nine-tooth palladium, bright and bright, double ring loud; A long black stick with flying hands. This is the prince in the sky, and that is the elf marshal. One is the protector of Putuo, and the other is the demon in the cave. This encounter is a struggle, and I don't know which one will lose or win.
The two are killing Li, Guanyin is in the air, and the lotus is away from the palladium staff. The monster was frightened and asked, "Monk, where are you? What flowers do you dare to lie to me? " Muyi said, "I'm going to throw you a dirty bastard! I am a disciple of Nanhai Bodhisattva. This is the lotus thrown by my master, and you don't know it yet! " "Nanhai Bodhisattva," said the monster, "is it Guanyin who swept away three disasters and saved eight difficulties?" Mutu: "Who is it?" The monster left the nail handle and he bowed his head. "Dude, where is the bodhisattva? I'm tired of hearing your introduction. " Wooden spit pointed to his back: "which one is not?" The monster looked up and shouted, "Bodhisattva, please forgive me! Forgive me! "
Guanyin pressed the cloud head and asked, "Where are you from? What's wrong with you old man? Who dares to stop me here? " "I am not a wild tapir or an old man," said the monster. "I am the marshal of Tianhe Tian Peng. Just because I teased Chang 'e with wine, the Jade Emperor beat me with two thousand hammers and reduced me to dust. An elf of truth, who was going to be reborn, went the wrong way and threw himself into the uterus of a sow, and became like this. I killed the sow, killed the cattle, occupied Shan Ye here, and ate people for a living. I met the Bodhisattva unexpectedly and hope to save it. " Tasha said, "What's the name of this mountain?" The monster said, "It's called Fuling Mountain. There is a cave in the mountain called Zhan Yun Cave. There is an egg in the cave.
Seeing that I have some martial arts, he regards me as a parent and calls me "checking the door backwards". In less than a year, he died, leaving me with a hole full of possessions. During this long time, there was no activity to support my health. The Bodhisattva said, "The ancients said,' If you want to have a future, don't do anything without a future.' Since you broke the law in the upper bound, you don't change your mind now, but you don't punish two crimes? "The monster said," the future! The future! If I depend on you, teach me to drink wind! As the saying goes,' murder depends on the official law, and starvation depends on the Buddhist law'. Go too! Go too! It is better to catch a pedestrian and eat his mother's greasy food! Don't care about two crimes, three crimes, a thousand crimes and ten thousand crimes! The Bodhisattva said, "If people have good wishes, God will obey them. "If you are willing to turn it into a positive result, you have your own health. There is food in the world, so why eat people?
When the monster heard this, it looked like a dream. He said to the Bodhisattva, "I want to take the right path, but I can't' be condemned by heaven and ask for nothing'!" The Bodhisattva said, "I have been instructed by the Buddha to go to the eastern soil to look for Buddhist scriptures. You can be an apprentice with him and go to the West once, so that you can avoid disaster. " The monster said, "I am willing to follow! Willing to follow! " Bodhisattva took the oath with him, which means that as a surname, he took the pig's surname and gave him a dharma name called Pig Wuneng. Therefore, I am ordered to return to the truth, fast and be vegetarian, break the five evils and wait for the Buddhist scriptures.
Bodhisattva said goodbye to Wuneng when a cloud came and saw a jade dragon calling in the air. The Bodhisattva approached the sun and asked, "What are you, He Long, suffering here?" "I am the son of Aorun, the dragon king of the West Sea," said the dragon. Because the pearls in the temple were set on fire, my father showed justice and sued for disobedience. The five emperors hung me in the air. Call 300 and you will be punished in a few days. I hope bodhisattva can help. "
Guanyin smells. That is, it collided with the wooden coffin and entered the worse gate. Qiu and Zao asked, "Where are you going?" The Bodhisattva said, "I want to see the Jade Emperor." The next day, the teacher was busy playing. The jade emperor went down to the temple to see him. The Bodhisattva stepped forward and said, "The poor monk took the Buddha's instructions to the eastern land to look for Buddhist scriptures. Lu Yu hanged the evil dragon, so he came here to play, spare his life and give him a leg strength with Buddhist scriptures." Hearing this, the five emperors immediately ordered forgiveness and sent it to the Bodhisattva the next day. The Bodhisattva thanked and came out. Xiaolong kowtowed to thank him and obeyed the Bodhisattva. Bodhisattva sent him to the deep stream, waiting for the Buddhist scriptures to come, to be a white horse, and to make great achievements in the West. Xiaolong was ordered to dive.
The Bodhisattva led the Woodwalker across the mountain and left for the east. After a short walk, I suddenly saw a thousand golden lights and a thousand auspicious gods. Muzai said, "Master, the place where the light shines is Wuxing Mountain: I see the Tathagata's" pressing the post "there." The Bodhisattva said, "This is the Great Sage of Qi Tian, who disturbed the peach blossom and made trouble in the heavenly palace, and now he is here." "Absolutely right, absolutely right," said Mu Yi. Master and apprentice all went up the mountain to read the post, but it was the six-character mantra of "-what a slap [mouth fan]". After reading it, the Bodhisattva sighed and wrote a poem. The poem says:
I can sigh that the demon monkey did not serve the public, but was arrogant and heroic. Bullying the heart and disturbing the peach club, boldly entering the palace privately. A hundred thousand troops have no rivals. There is prestige outside the cloud nine. Since I am trapped by the Buddha, when can I show my strength again!
Just as the disciples were talking, the Great Sage was alarmed. Daqo at the foot of the mountain, high call way:
"Is that the man who sang poems on the mountain and exposed my shortcomings?" Hearing this, the Bodhisattva came down the mountain to look for it. I saw that under the cliff, there were immortals, mountain gods and heavenly generals guarding the Great Sage. They all came to worship the Bodhisattva and lead them to the Great Sage. When he saw it, he was trapped in a stone box. His mouth could talk but his body could not move. "Sun, do you know me?" The bodhisattva asked. With critical eyes open, the Great Sage nodded and cried. "I don't know you. Hello, Bodhisattva Luojiashan in Putuo, Nanhai is merciful. Take good care of it! Take good care of it! I have lived here for almost a year, and no one I know has come to see me. Where are you from? " The Bodhisattva said, "I was ordered by the Buddha to look for someone in the east, so I stopped by to see you." The Great Sage said, "The Tathagata has deceived me and kept me on this mountain for more than 500 years. I can't make money. I hope the bodhisattva is convenient, help me! " Bodhisattva Road; "You this fellow sin industry deep, save you, afraid of evil in your body. Not beautiful at all. " "I have repented," said the Great Sage. "I hope that great compassion will show me the way, and I will practice." This is:
As we all know, people have an idea. If good and evil are not reported, Gan Kun will have personal interests.
Hearing this, the Bodhisattva was filled with joy and said to the Great Sage, "The Scripture says,' Speak well.
Should be thousands of miles away; To say something ugly, it's a thousand miles away. Since you have this heart, I'll find someone to learn from when I get to the eastern land of Datang and teach him to save you. You can be an apprentice with him, you can teach the family and enter my Buddhism. How about correcting the fruit again? "Yes," said the Great Sage. Willing to go! The Bodhisattva said, "Since there is a good result, I will give you a dharma name." The Great Sage said, "I'm already famous." . My name is the Monkey King. "The Bodhisattva rejoiced and said," Two men surrendered in front of me, and the word "Wu" ranked first. You are "enlightened" today, but you are in the same strain as him, very good, very good. There's no need to tell me this. I'll go. "The Great Sage turns to Buddha, and the Bodhisattva visits the Divine Spectrum with compassion.
With Qi Mu from here, all the way to the east, a few days, to the Tang Changan. The fog gathered and the clouds gathered, and the disciples turned into two lepers and entered Chang' an. I don't know if it was too late. When they arrived at Dashi Street, they saw a land temple. When they entered, the earth was frightened, and ghosts and soldiers fought bravely. Knowing that he is a bodhisattva, he kowtowed to visit. The land Lord sent an urgent message to the city god, and all the temple gods in Chang 'an came to see him and said, "Bodhisattva, forgive God too late." "Don't leak the news," said the Bodhisattva. I came here to learn from the Buddha. I'll borrow your temple and have the right to stay for a few days until I meet a real monk. " The gods went back to their own places and set aside a piece of land to stay in the Chenghuang Temple, while his disciples and apprentices lived in seclusion.
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