Campus humor is about 100 words.

Campus humor is about 100 words. Humorous jokes are loved by many people in our lives, especially for children. They are more attractive and can bring people closer together. The following are some 100 words of campus humor jokes.

Campus humor joke 100 words or so 1 Xiao X went to the bird market again. Found a parrot with a price tag of 3 yuan money.

So he asked the seller: Why is your parrot so cheap?

Vendor: My parrot is stupid! I have been teaching for a long time. All I can say at present is one sentence-"Who is it?"

Xiao X thought it was cheap anyway, so he bought it.

When he got home at night, he thought, "I don't believe in teaching, and I don't believe in teaching!" " "So little X taught it to say something else all night.

But in the morning, the parrot still just said, "Who is it?" So little X got angry, locked the door and went to work.

After a while, a gas collector (Z for short) came.

Little Z, "Knock, knock ..." (knocking at the door)

Parrot: Who is it?

Little z: gas inspector.

Parrot: Who is it?

Little z: gas inspector.

Parrot: Who is it?

Little z: gas inspector.

In the evening, little X came back. I saw a man lying on the ground in front of my house, foaming at the mouth.

Little x: yo ~! Who is this?

I heard it in my room: the gas inspector.

Humorous joke 2 about the word 100

A man was sentenced to 20xx years and bored in prison. One day, he found that an ant could understand him, so he began to train it. A few years later, this ant can not only stand upside down, but also somersault, which makes him quite proud.

Finally, the first thing he did after he got out of prison was to run to the bar and prepare to show off his magical ants. He first asked the bartender for a glass of beer, then took the ants out of his pocket and put them on the table. He said to the bartender, "Look at this ant …" The bartender came over and killed the ant at once, and then said to him, "I'm sorry, I'll get you a new one right away!"

100 word humor joke 3

"I brought a frog today," the professor of zoology said to the students. "I just came from

Caught it in the pond. In this lesson, we will dissect frogs. "

He took out a paper box and opened it carefully. There is a ham sandwich in the box.

"Strange," the professor was very surprised. "I clearly remember having lunch together.

Humorous jokes are about 100 words

A man knocked down a strange old man on a motorcycle in downtown! That man was scared out of his wits! More and more people are watching! Suddenly, the man hugged the old man and cried in tears: "Dad, wait for me, I'll find a doctor for you!" " "After that, he ran. . . The old man struggled and shouted angrily, "Come back!" "Everyone expressed their feelings:" This son is really filial! "

Humorous jokes are about 100 words

When Xiao Ming came home from the exam, his mother asked him, "How did you do in the exam?" Xiao Ming said, "Only one question is wrong! ! "Mom asked," What's the problem? Xiao Ming said, "How much is 3 times 7?" Mother asked, "How much are you?" Xiao Ming said, "I've been waiting for 20 or 9 years! "

Campus humorous jokes 100 words or so 2 1. The teacher called a student outside the classroom. Teacher: "Your homework is getting worse and worse. What's wrong? " Student: "Teacher, can I tell you after I find out the reason this afternoon?" Teacher: "All right!" In the afternoon, the teacher called the students outside the classroom again. Teacher: "Did you find the reason?" Student: "Yes, my grandfather said that homework is getting more and more difficult, and he can't help it."

2. Humorous jokes My neighbor's five-year-old nephew asked me: Uncle, what are you eating? I said: melon seeds. Nephew said: I also eat. Me. . . All right, uncle, give you something to eat!

3, humorous jokes Every time my nephew comes to play, I will find a few boxes of milk left after clearing the table. Today, my nephew wants to drink milk again. I said you should finish your milk before you leave. Don't leave half. My nephew secretly put it in my ear and said, I usually see that you can't catch anything to drink, so I left it for you. . .

4. Humorous jokes My son asked his father for a mobile phone to play with, but he didn't give it. Then, my son said that if you don't give it to me, I won't call you dad! Dad said don't scream! After a few seconds, Xiong Haizi said, "Give me your mobile phone."

5, humorous joke daughter: "Dad, your arithmetic is not as good as mom!" Dad: "Why do you say that?" Daughter: "every time you report to your mother, she always says it's wrong." What about the rest of your money? " Dad. . .

6. Humorous joke The husband is black-faced and teaches his playful son: "Don't blame me for being rude to you next time." Hearing this, my little niece who just went to kindergarten rushed over and said to her husband, "Uncle, you can't say you're welcome until my brother says thank you first."

7. Humorous joke: When the wife saw that the child didn't have a good meal, she told the child: Dear son, after eating this bowl of rice, mom will reward you with 2 yuan money. My son agreed, and then I pushed the door and came in. My son whispered to me with a bowl: Dad, I will reward you with a dollar for eating this bowl of rice.

Watching TV at night, I said, "Baby, can you get me a drink from the refrigerator?" ? Daughter: "Do your own thing"! After a while, my daughter wants to eat apples. Come and wash with me. Me: "Didn't you say you should do your own thing?" ? Daughter: "You should also help other people's things"! Children nowadays go against the sky!

9. Humorous jokes I went to my sister's house. My sister was looking in the mirror and asked my five-year-old niece, "Is mom beautiful?" The niece said loudly, "Beauty! Mom is so beautiful! " After a while, I saw her mother go to the kitchen. She said to me, "Uncle, your sister is so smug, so fat, and she makes me call her beautiful every day!" " "

10, humorous joke: My younger brother made a girlfriend and took photos at home to show off: "Look, is my bunny beautiful?" Dad took a look and said, "It's really ugly." The younger brother quit at once and replied, "Your wife is black, aren't you still married?" Mom is not happy around.

1 1, humorous jokes Niu Niu is too playful these days. She made a few mistakes in her math homework yesterday! I asked her, "Look at you, how did you make so many mistakes?" ! Think about it and give me an explanation later! "Niu Niu quietly turned around and took out the tape from the drawer and said," Dad, here is the tape. "

12, humorous joke Sister and brother-in-law took their little nephew to my house to play mahjong. Little nephew was bored and pretended to cry. Everyone knows that he is pretending, so no one pays attention to him. After crying in various voices and ways for a while, he said to his mother, "Mom, you are dead. Which voice do you think you will like when I cry?"

13, humorous joke When my son was three years old, he came home from kindergarten one day and happily hugged my neck and said, "Mom, mom, I love you!" I was so excited that I quickly said "I love you, too", only to see him shouting "I love you, bah. . . "Thought I threw up on him, hahaha,,,

14, humorous joke Watching TV at night, I said, "Baby, can you get me a drink from the refrigerator?" Daughter: "Do your own thing"! After a while, my daughter wants to eat apples. Come and wash with me. Me: "Didn't you say you should do your own thing?" Daughter: "You should also help other people's things"! Children nowadays go against the sky!

Campus humor jokes 100 words or so 3 hilarious jokes (1)

1, the child sobbed at the intersection in response to the concern of passers-by: "Mom said I must wait for the bus to cross the road, but I waited for a long time and no car passed here!"

2. Visiting the abstract gallery, the primary school students nervously pulled the teacher: "Hurry up, or the administrator will think that we are scribbling!"

Every time my sister sings loudly, my little sister will run to the balcony: "I'm afraid my neighbors will think I sang!" "

The child pointed to the picture of the wanted man on the wall and asked the policeman, "Why didn't you arrest him while taking pictures of him?"

5. "Thank you for returning my lost wallet, little friend. But why did a hundred-dollar bill originally put in the wallet become ten ten-dollar bills? " "The last time I was alone, I lost my wallet. He wanted to reward me, but there was no small bill ... "

Complete works of campus hilarious jokes (2)

1. When I am pregnant with my fourth child, my neighbor's bitch will also give birth. I thought it might be the best time to explain how the child came into this world, so I took my three sons to see the bitch give birth. A few months later, I was born, and my husband took his sons to the hospital to see their little brother.

When we were all standing in the nursery window and looking in, my 3-year-old son asked me, "Are these all our family's?"

2. Mother's Day is coming. The three Pierre brothers are going to give their mother a present. But this is the first time they have given their mother a gift. I wonder what kind of gift she likes. So, one night, Pierre said to his mother who was knitting a sweater under the lamp, "Mom, what kind of gift do you like?"

Mother replied, "I only want three obedient children."

Pierre opened his eyes wide in surprise and said, "Mom, if that's the case, wouldn't we have six brothers?"

Whenever the children ask me questions, I always want to communicate openly with them. But six-year-old Peter caught me off guard. One night at dinner, he suddenly jumped up and asked, "Mom, will getting married make you pregnant?"

"No," I replied, "it's not marriage that will get me pregnant."

"So," he asked, "how did you get pregnant?"

I didn't want to get into such a troublesome topic at dinner, so I replied, "Peter, this is a long story."

Looking at his naughty little face, he shook his head proudly and said, "You don't know, do you?"

4. Sister: "The story of sinking fish and dissolving geese is that the stone is so beautiful that even the fish unconsciously compares with him and sinks underwater ..."

Sister: "It's strange that I can't catch fish every time."

Classic hilarious jokes (3)

1. Elderly Rongmin went back to the mainland to visit relatives for the first time. When he saw his brother who had been away for more than 30 years, they hugged each other and cried. The first important thing to do when you go home is to worship your ancestors. I only saw his brother divide the paper money into four parts, which read: "This is for grandpa, this is for grandma, this is for dad, and this is for mom. . . "At this time, the little grandson who was playing by the side was anxious:" Where is mine? "

2. A boyfriend and girlfriend took the woman's nephew to play. When I got home, my mother asked, "What did your uncle say to your aunt when you went out to play today?"

Everyone said, "At the zoo, my uncle asked my aunt,' Am I good to you?' At the children's playground, my uncle asked,' Do you like me?' At McDonald's, my uncle asked again,' Would you like to stay with me forever? "

Mother asked, "What did Aunt say?"

Jia Jia said: "At the zoo, my aunt said,' Just like a tiger to a sheep!'" "In the children's paradise, my aunt said,' That's the child asking his mother! Aunt McDonald said:' The clown sitting at the door can only be by the door forever!' "