How to get along with my father-in-law?

You must not choose such a son-in-law.

The main contradiction of marriage relationship in China today is:

The contradiction between unmarried man and father-in-law.

Today's cold knowledge is mainly to teach you how to cut the gordian knot and solve these problems.

Text/Fan Zhen

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This is the most original solution, but also the most crisp and neat solution.

In Qin Mugong during the Spring and Autumn Period, there was a precious daughter named Nong Yu.

As a princess of a country, Nong Yu's taste is naturally elegant, and he likes all kinds of music. In today's words, it was a young literary woman who grew up in a boudoir. She likes listening to all kinds of rock, pop and classical music.

One night, Nong Yu, a young woman in literature and art, had a beautiful dream. She dreamed that she was playing in Huashan and met a handsome little fresh meat on the mountain. Xiao Xianrou is also a folk artist who is very good at playing the flute. After playing the piano and singing at the top of Huashan Mountain, they became lifelong companions.

The brain has made up for the young people who can charm the princess, which is probably the case.

When she woke up, the princess was unwilling and sent someone to Huashan to look for it. Sure enough, she found a young man named Shaw History and gave him a look, just like the man she dreamed of.

It's called obsession, and there will be repercussions.

Nong Yu later married Shaw History, and they lived happily ever after.

But one night, two people were playing flutes on the high platform. Suddenly a phoenix from Yilong, Lapras in Shaw History and Nong Yu flew in the sky. They flew away.

This story leads to an allusion, that is, taking advantage of his son-in-law.

However, some historians don't think so. They thought that Qin Mugong's daughter had eloped with someone, so they had to make up a story to hide it from others.

This story tells us that it is useful to let our son take guitar classes in the future.

play cool

The son-in-law is always on tenterhooks when he meets his father-in-law for the first time.

As a big pig's hoof who secretly arches other people's Chinese cabbage, he naturally feels guilty.

But there are exceptions

An important official in the Eastern Jin Dynasty, a famous calligrapher, was Qiu. Equivalent to the current Secretary of Defense.

Although in a high position, she has a precious daughter, Cheng Xun, who has never been married.

The daughter of the Minister of National Defense is not unmarried, but the Minister of National Defense despises anyone.

At that time, I heard that the children of the Wang family in Langya were very talented, so I went to see the Wang family in person.

When the king's children heard that they would go out in person, they all sat there for fear of losing their dignity.

There was only one young man lying on the bed with a big belly, fanning and reading a book.

Your son-in-law

Chi Jian saw this photo, patted his thigh and said, This is my good son-in-law!

The allusion of this story is: Dong Chuang son-in-law.

Probably birds of a feather flock together. This somewhat exhibitionist young man is also a calligraphy lover, and his masterpiece is Preface to Lanting Collection.

This story tells us that it doesn't matter whether you have abdominal muscles or not, the key is to vote for your father-in-law.

shooting accuracy

The ancients evaluated outstanding talents and paid attention to the number of books made by rites and music.

This shot is archery.

Princess royal, the sister of Emperor Wu of the Northern Zhou Dynasty, has a precious daughter. It's called Princess Dou.

Before Princess Dou got married, her father was very picky. I feel that my baby daughter can't just marry. If she wants to get married, she will marry a great hero.

So I drew two peacocks on the screen. All young people who propose can shoot two arrows. If both arrows hit the peacock's eyes, then this person is qualified to talk about marriage behind the screen.

Fan Hua "Selected from Bird Screen"

At that time, a steady stream of young people came to Shoot, but I don't know how many screens were changed, but no one could completely shoot them.

In the end, only one person completed this seemingly impossible trial.

This man is the later Tang Gaozu Tang Gaozu.

This allusion is called: Choose from the screen.

This story tells us that foreign Cupid's arrow hit the lover's heart, while China's Cupid's arrow hit the father-in-law's screen.

Xia Tao

The first three stories are all about the son-in-law's racking his brains and fighting wits before he passed the old father-in-law's pass. The last story tells that the father-in-law tried his best to get the son-in-law. However, this story is not recorded in historical materials, but a folklore.

It is said that when Zhuge Liang lived in seclusion in Longzhong, his father-in-law was the most popular guest besides the big bosses who came to recruit soldiers.

Among them, including yellow.

Although Huang is old, his mind is clear. When he saw that Zhuge Liang turned down so many people who came to ask for relatives and friends for his daughter, he knew that Zhuge Liang was very unusual.

However, although the daughter is talented, she is not handsome.

So he went against the rules and didn't take the initiative to visit. Instead, Zhuge Liang was invited to his home in the name of discussing knowledge.

Zhuge Liang was invited to visit. No sooner had he entered the Yellow Gate than a rhubarb dog arrived. Zhuge Liang dodged sideways, in shock, and another tiger came at him. Zhuge Liang was frightened twice, only to find that these two wild animals were organs made of wood.

Huang repeatedly apologized and invited Zhuge Liang into the palace, saying, "This is a gadget made by my daughter when she is looking after the house." .

This sentence satisfied Zhuge Liang's appetite. Zhuge Liang couldn't wait to see Huang Yueying, but because of face, he didn't say it.

So they talked about the current situation in front of a screen.

After a while, a feather fan was handed out from behind the screen.

Huang smiled and said to Zhuge Liang, this is a little gift from her daughter.

Zhuge Liang was puzzled.

Behind the screen, Huang Yueying said, Mr. Kongming, I just listened to you and your father discussing world affairs behind the screen, and I had a unique opinion. But speaking of Cao Cao, I can see that you are worried. This is not good. Smart people never laugh, so it's easy for people to see through their minds. So I gave you a fan to block the micro-expression.

In this way, before meeting Huang Yueying, Zhuge Liang had decided not to marry this woman.

It is said that Huang Yueying made great contributions to Zhuge Liang's crossbow and wooden ox.

Of course, this story is just a legend similar to the romance of the Three Kingdoms, and there must be moisture.

However, as an ugly girl with a reputation outside, she can tie the knot with Wolong, a contemporary figure. The means of the old father-in-law should not be underestimated.

My husband

The literal meaning of "pot" is meat. The so-called bereavement is to choose a son-in-law like buying meat.

This method of choosing a son-in-law was very popular in the Song Dynasty. Also known as catching a list and getting a husband.

In the Song Dynasty, when the imperial examination was not liberalized, it was not young candidates who fought the most, but a group of young old men.

Of course, these little old men didn't come to see their grades, but to choose a son-in-law.

They don't care about their son-in-law's appearance and personality. I only care about the ranking of the son-in-law exam. When you see the best candidates, go and see them at once. This made a lot of jokes.

Once, a big family took a fancy to the young Juren and sent a BMW car to welcome Juren to their home. After some ceremonies, the extended family asked Juren if you would marry my daughter.

Juren didn't expect a large family to come straight to the point. He wanted to refuse, but he didn't want to hurt his feelings. To put it mildly, this is no small matter. Can you let me go home and discuss with my wife?

The atmosphere on the field was once very embarrassing.

On another occasion, a 73-year-old man, who won the second place in high school, was also invited to be a son-in-law by a wealthy family at that time.

The 73-year-old man is also very humorous and asks his father-in-law: If we sit together on the wedding day, who is the father-in-law and who is the son-in-law?

At that time, someone wrote a poem:

After reading all the documents, the old man got a blue shirt, but the matchmaker asked Yu Lao, thirty-three years ago.

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