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Love letters in Sixian dialect are funny, and love letters in Sixian dialect are funny.
Hello! It is strange that I didn't write to you. I've been busy at the construction site these months, so I'll write to you when I have time. Don't blame me for howling. Everything is fine in Beijing, so you can eat and drink. How are you getting along at home? Is my family good to you? My parents also blame you for hurting you. Tell them what they want to eat. The week when I come home with my ass every year is my best time. However, I didn't wake up for a few days, and the beans went back to Beijing to make wool. You know, every time you send me away, when I see you, my heart is actually in Coraraba. I just don't show it. I am a man. I can't compete with you women, but after getting on the train, I still can't help it. Tears rolled down my face, but it didn't make any difference.
I always dream about you. I really want to eat your cooking. Sticking cakes to cook small fish, even eating and drinking, and pouring tea are good. I buy food outside Beijing. Beijing food is not sweet, compared with * * *, but I can't help it. By the way, the leather shoes you bought me at the sewing market last time were too small. I had to pull them out hard to get them in. It's a little crowded. You say you don't have to take it. It's a man now, too. Whiteboard price 100 yuan. You can blame me. You see, when I bought you clothes, I could buy you anything. Look at you. You're stupid and not gay. You blame me for my bad temper, and you don't want to meet Mao Dan's family next time. I think I scraped the movie from her last time. She doesn't care whether the black family chopped it or not, she will squat down in the pod! Don't trust her. That woman is my classmate. I just met her there with some friends. Dou said something to her. Don't worry. What can I do with her? Mao Dan's family has ulterior motives. She cooperated with Mao Dan. Her family, Mao Dan, and I work as wool workers on a construction site. Aren't we all in the same dormitory? I've made him up several times, Mao Dan. ! Playing around all day, getting some money from men, all on women, he is really dead and swollen. He didn't wander around and asked for leave to say that he was ill. Which one is sick? He asked for leave to go out and snap a movie. The boy is blind and arrogant. Such a big man, so old, can't beat him all day. He went to scrape the film, wearing the new leather shoes you gave me. He dressed just right and said he would give me money to buy it.
Girl, don't sneak into the house next door if it's okay, do you hear me? The whole family is his grandmother, trying to be clever. She will drink Erdan, steal chickens and pull out garlic seedlings, and knock on widows' doors in the middle of the night. Don't worry, girl, I can't be arrogant with him. He is a person who doesn't smash vegetables, and he also talks about how rich his children's uncles are and how to get along. I mean stars, their money is theirs, not yours, but yours. I don't know, but he screwed up. It's hard to beat a defeated child! Bean god that also let his children's uncle come to Beijing with Mao * * *, I star words, you also want to say, the whole family is that piece of material, what can I do with him!
I'm bent on making money now so that you can live a good life for the rest of your life. Did you get the money I sent you last time? When I receive it, I'll pay your mother back first, and a little more. When I am busy harvesting wheat in the afternoon, I will take some home, and this one can almost be paid off. Come with me to Beijing after cutting the wheat. I'll find you a job in a hotel, and you can get 5600 a month, as long as you pay off the bill. Your sister-in-law is so difficult. You always say I want to like your father's money, but you say nothing. I think I might be happy. Last time, your mother secretly bought me 100 delicious food for you, and she saw it. I just left. It is not surprising that she has to settle accounts with your mother for a few days. Your mother is most afraid of your sister-in-law, not that I say * I won't stop. If I come to your sister-in-law, she won't even dare to raise her voice. Your brother is so old that I can't control her. If I were you, I might be honest with her. My cei dirty five goes to your house. Every time you leave, your sister-in-law earns like a calf. I'm afraid your mother will give me money. Don't worry, girl, I don't want anyone's money this time. I want to do a business for your mother. She can't do this to me. By the way, God, I cut my hair wrong. They all say that my long hair looks a bit like a woman. Another woman named Xiao Di said that I looked a bit like her big donkey from the back. You called me a son of a bitch. I went to cut and rub.
How did you hear that sheep in Kotakeya ate my food two days ago? You went to her and she returned them to you. So you ended up with Kotakeya? My mother said your face was scratched, but is it true? You are a fool. Why don't you like her? Don't you blame Sang for digging me every now and then? Why don't you care now when it's critical? Listen to my mom, you two are still fighting K. I'm afraid Xiao Wu dares to touch you. I have to go home and cure him. He is most afraid of me. In the past, when I was at school, I was often blocked by ghosts. The next k-war, you'll dig a dead man. I don't think Hei dares to lie in front of you. When I saw Xiaowu's mouth, I wanted to shout. You wait for me to come home with my ass. I'm at the purple table.
Girl, do you know that every time I work overtime in the dark at the construction site and see the moon in the sky, I will think of each of us when we are in love. Remember that time, when we were separated in the wheat field, we were very happy? I was a little debt-collecting, and I wanted to hug you, but you didn't. You said that the moon was too bright, which gave people in Anzhuang a bad reputation. Actually, I have to tell you something. I was holding your hand in the dark wheat field that night and was seen by Master Mao Dan of Anzhuang. Coincidentally, he happened to be at home to relieve himself. The next morning, Kiko asked me which girl I was with last night. I remember that time. Well, I don't want to. Let's just say I'm tired, too. I have to get up early tomorrow after a day's wool work. I really want to wake up, someone will cook dinner. I got up to eat. If I go out early every day, you will have everything and I will get up. Now I don't care, I have to make everything yellow by myself. Alas! I want to go home this year!
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