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Do you have a story that makes people "itch to the teeth" at first and makes people happy at last?

In my hometown, there has been such a story that makes people "hate their roots itch" and make people happy.

In the 1980s, all the teachers in my hometown were run by the people, and all the people in our village received a little education. After graduating from junior high school, you can serve as a primary school teacher. In The Devil Wearing Prada, a corrupt teacher did something out of line. The teacher is nearly forty years old and has been single. When school started after the summer vacation, he took over a new class in Grade Five. There are three beautiful girls in the class, who were the "beauty queen" of the school at that time. He surrounds three girls every day, often bringing them a little gift or snack, and taking the initiative to explain any questions he doesn't understand. Gradually, he gained the trust of three girls. Flower-like age, how simple, completely unaware that a talon is reaching out to them. One weekend, he called three girls home and said that he would make up lessons for them. The girls greeted the family and left happily. This time, however, they entered the magic cave and lost their most precious virginity. When I got home in the afternoon, a timid girl kept crying. After repeated questioning by parents, the girl told the truth. After being angry, the parents of the three girls chose to call the police. The villagers were very angry when the police took him away. Some of them felt sorry for their children and shed tears. Some of them throw stones at criminals who are worse than animals.

The final outcome was very popular, and the criminal was shot! Acts that harm children must be severely punished according to law! Protecting children is the responsibility of parents and society. Prevention beforehand is better than punishment afterwards, and preventive measures should be given priority. It is urgent to prevent sexual abuse of minors, safeguard their legitimate rights and interests and protect their physical and mental health!

At this moment, I think of the incident of molesting girls in Shanghai on June 30. I am angry except anger! I just want to say that no matter who the perpetrator is, no matter how rich and powerful he is, he must be severely punished and punished by law! Protect every child. ...

Thank you for your concern. I am from the Xu family. I'm glad to answer this question for you. Tell the story of how annoying a person is at first and how popular he is at last, and share it with everyone.

When I was in junior high school, I went to a private school. Because it is a private school, the tuition is relatively high, but there is a scholarship system, that is, the top three students in the final exam of each semester have scholarships, the first one is 1000, the second one is 500, and the third one is 300. At that time, I was basically the first in every exam, so I got a thousand scholarships every time. But getting a scholarship used to make me feel different.

It was the final exam of grade three, and I finished handing in my papers according to the normal level, thinking that this scholarship of 1000 was settled. Finally, I got the second place, only 500. I thought it was wrong, so I went to the teacher for reconsideration and read my own paper. It turns out that my thesis has been renamed by someone else. The name is not others, but the son of the principal who never listens carefully and only sleeps in class. After knowing the truth, I gnashed my teeth and scolded him 800 times in my heart, but there was nothing I could do.

At the beginning of the third year, the school manager came to attend the opening ceremony The headmaster's uneducated son was elected as the student representative to speak on the stage because he won the first place in the exam. After he took office, he was just about to speak with his father's prepared speech when the school leader cut in and said, since you are studying so well, why don't you take your speech earlier and improvise? It's a pity that he never listens carefully to the class and faces the whole school. Where can he play it? It obviously got stuck. The school leader in the leadership seat changed his face directly and said to the principal: After the ceremony, inform other leaders in the conference room to have a meeting, and then left.

After the ceremony, the school leaders gathered in the conference room, and the school leaders got angry on the spot, asking whether students like the principal could get the first place in the exam. If so, how to ensure the enrollment rate? Before the headmaster spoke, a vice principal said, This first place is not the first place, and then he said what he knew. Do you think he is doing me a favor? No, there's something wrong with these two people. They're just useful. On hearing this, the school manager knew that the principal was cheating, so he temporarily dismissed the principal.

Later, the class teacher told me that the school already knew about me and would give me the result after checking the truth. Two days later, the class teacher said that the matter had been investigated clearly, and then gave me the first scholarship 1000 yuan. The previous 500 yuan scholarship was my compensation and I didn't get it back. I got a scholarship, the principal was punished, and the hatred I was holding back finally subsided. This really makes people happy and makes me feel great.

After the Spring Festival this year, at the invitation of my retired brother-in-law, I took his place as a supervisor in Chengdu and shared a three-bedroom apartment with Mr. and Mrs. Wang. They used two small ones and I used a big one. At first, because I was unfamiliar, I was polite and cautious when I got along, but I didn't have a chance to break the embarrassing situation for a while, so the days passed awkwardly.

However, the appearance of a mouse ignited our common enemy and quickly reconciled our differences.

The community we rent is a new rural construction relocation community. Although they all live in buildings, the peasant brothers still keep the habit of farm yard. Agricultural tools, fertilizers and agricultural products that are sold or broken but unwilling to throw away are often piled up in yards and corridors, providing enough food for mice. Therefore, there are many mice in the community, and they are still rampant, completely ignoring passers-by and swaggering to attract them to run around the city, which is very disastrous.

We live on the fourth floor, and we are not spared. When I can't sleep at night, I often hear rustling sounds, and sometimes I can hear the sound of mice chasing and patting the ceiling. More often, I fell asleep and didn't notice anything. I woke up the next day and found that the shoe box was bitten, the trash can was knocked over and the stove was crawled by rats. All three of us were angry and wasted a lot of food. The key is to worry about what disease you are infected with. His wife and his wife are actively closing hillsides to facilitate afforestation to welcome Xiao. The fear and hatred of rats are increasing day by day, and soon they are not * * *, so we all hate our roots, and the war between people and rats is in full swing.

The first thing we did was borrow a cat from a friend. Cats catch mice, and it really deserves its reputation. A few days after we arrived, we only heard the cat meowing and never heard the mouse again. One move to defeat the enemy, this is a great victory! The three of us drink to celebrate, and naturally we will reward the cat's favorite little fish. However, the good times did not last long. Mrs. Wang didn't know who said pregnant women were most afraid of keeping cats, so she asked Mr. Wang to return the cats to her friends without delay and took pains to wipe the floor furniture again and again. The direct consequence of the hero's cat being sent away is that the mice come back, which is a trend of "I am back in Hu Hansan".

No way, offer the second trick: clip. I went to the grocery store in town and bought 1 1 mousetraps. Together with Mr. Wang, I carefully learned to use these traps and placed them in corners, pipes and window roots where mice might come in and out. We are also very careful, for fear of accidentally pinching our feet, so that we will quietly walk around the room, for fear of triggering a mouse trap in a corner, and the atmosphere at home will suddenly become strange. Mrs. Wang is most keen on checking clips. She has to patrol several times a day for fear of being caught by rats, where it stinks and she doesn't find it in time. However, more than a week passed, so many clips only caught a little mouse. It turns out that both rats and mice seem to know this special thing. Every time they pass the clip, they jump away with a light jump and turn a blind eye to the bait on the clip! So, the second big move failed, and now I have a mouse, and even fight with others, I can easily win.

At that time, I had no plans. The holes, eyes and things in my house are blocked, so I dare not open the window easily. The inner door and the outer door were closed conveniently, but I couldn't stop the mouse from living happily in our house. How rampant are rats? We specially bought several boxes to store rice noodles and other foods, and we were bitten beyond recognition in one night. Every time we come home from work, the first thing we see is the trace of mice playing. The three of us are always gnashing our teeth and eager to move at once, but the expensive rent can't be collected. We often get angry and have to spit out some cruel words to comfort each other.

After listening to our complaints, our friend recommended a mouse-sticking board to us. So, we finally released the third big move: the arrangement of rat-sticking boards. First of all, I went to the supermarket to buy six, put them on the only way for us to identify mice, and sprinkled them with elaborate bait-sesame oil, wheat and corn kernels. The first night, the result was very good. Seven 1 small 8 rats were glued to five sticky rat boards! We cheered and celebrated with wine. It was so cool in our hearts! I quickly bought five more sticky mouse boards and put them in their original positions, hoping to catch all the mice. However, for several days in a row, six sticky mouse boards didn't even stick to a little mouse. In the evening, Manager Wang and I turned off the light and sat motionless on the sofa to observe the situation. Oh! It turned out that the mice saw their companions struggling on the sticky mouse board and knew it was a fatal temptation. So they learned from it and jumped around like a trap, not being confused by the bait!

Damn, these mice are all refined!

After thinking hard, I had a whim-to create a big trap for the mice, and if they don't stick, they will die!

I went to the supermarket and bought 40 sticky mouse boards at once, filling in all the necessary paths for mice, so that they could not jump and walk. Then I put a layer of toilet paper on the sticky mouse board to completely cover the glue and spread a lot of bait. For the next few days, I slept on the sofa and stared at the sticky mouse board when I couldn't sleep. I found that a few days ago, the mouse poked around from its hiding place and sniffed the sticky mouse board several times. Maybe it's because of fear, but it's afraid to step on the sticky mouse board. On the fifth day, there was finally a little mouse who couldn't stand the temptation of hunger and delicious food. He carefully explored the board of directors and began to eat. Seeing the mice eating for a long time, several big mice also groped for the sticky mouse board and ate. The rest of the mice filed out and rushed to piles of delicious bait.

They don't know that the toilet paper pasted on the sticky mouse board is tough at first and can bear the weight of the mouse without breaking. After eating for a while, they will gradually get stuck by trampling, and the more they struggle, the more they get stuck. Greedy will relax vigilance, that is, mice are stuck, and mice that have been hungry for a few days have no sense of avoiding danger in front of food, so they are all stuck.

Clean the battlefield the next day, 2 1 mouse! Together with the previous 9 mice, there are 30 mice in total, which is really a handful!

(often referring to the punishment of perpetrators) most satisfying (for the public)

Stick to the board of directors and make meritorious deeds

Not as comfortable as a mouse

Peace from now on.

Cool! Cool! ! Cool! ! !

Yes, there is a middle-aged woman in our village, and her family conditions are OK. Her husband is a hen-pecked husband, who usually has no eggs, does nothing and doesn't want to do anything. She specializes in telling people right and wrong and provoking others to quarrel.

We have a canteen there, and the proprietress is very young and fashionable. In the countryside, everyone knows that if you dress a little foreign, everyone in the village will come to see you, not to mention that she has red lips and eyebrows, and naturally there are a lot of gossip.

The middle-aged woman has passed away and likes to talk about her very much. Today, she said she was ambiguous, and tomorrow, she said she would sleep with Li Si. Besides, it's not sneaking around, it's broadcasting in the whole village. Too much talk, things that didn't happen originally, everyone thinks there are, the couple in the canteen quarrel every day, and the dog is restless.

Then one day, the proprietress couldn't stand it anymore. She deliberately framed her for a period of time, grabbed a shot, beat her in front of everyone, threatened to kill her family, and confessed honestly. When she saw the proprietress, she made a detour. [Cover your face]

I heard that the woman had laryngeal cancer in the past two years. Although it is immoral to watch other people's jokes, I do think that good and evil will be rewarded in the end. Might as well be a good person.

In the year when the Corps was abolished, I watched groups of young people rush to the city, and my name didn't appear until the last group. At that time, I thought that people who left were going to heaven, while I was going to hell. My heart is cold, and I go to my inner leader again and again to let them know how much I don't want to continue on the farm, but looking at the strange smile of the leader, I feel that kind of hate. Suddenly one day, someone called me to the department. When I arrived at the department, the leader smiled and said, I left you because there is a recommended place to go to college. Now that the university has come to interview you, I have been cheated. I don't know what to say. When the interview teacher came in and asked me my name, I didn't react yet. When she finally says that you have good qualifications, wait for the admission notice. When I waited for more than ten days,

The window is full of crows and dogs, crying and barking. I walked out of the room. Humanoid animals in yellow coats laughed wildly and cried wildly, and the gathered villagers were silent, mumbling, resentful or trembling.

Faced with the threat of guns, brave and bloody young people can only restrain themselves. They grit their teeth. Watching humanoid animals burn, kill and plunder.

As an observer of time and a spiritual body, I can't stop it. As a modern person. I can't watch animals treat women violently in broad daylight. I'm angry. There's nothing I can do. If I can vomit blood, I must have bled to death.

I walked into the crowd and stood beside the shivering people. I want to give him some comfort. I heard him whispering. "They only have a dozen people. There are more than a hundred of us. Why should we be afraid? Kill them all, kill all animals and defend their homes. " He is cheering himself up. Originally, only he could hear it, and gradually people around him could hear it. Slowly, the whisper turned into a torrent, sweeping everyone.

Kill, I don't know who drank too much, the young and strong in the crowd rushed out first ... to donate blood and spray it on the land. No one regrets it, because protecting the country and defending the country.

I had a strange car accident. Another owner tried to blackmail us, but he didn't succeed. Finally, he paid us back 500 yuan, a delightful story. Similar to the problem you described. Tell us the story.

One day, my colleagues and I went to the long-distance bus station to meet people. My colleague drives the company car and I sit in the passenger seat. The two parked their cars in the parking space on the side of the road at the entrance of the long-distance bus station. Two people are sitting in the car, waiting for someone while playing with their mobile phones. Suddenly I felt the car shaking. It turned out that the van in front slipped backwards and hit our bumper.

After we got off the bus, we checked the damage of the vehicle. Our bumper is fine, and the rear bumper of the van has lost a little skin. At that time, we both meant: if your car is all right, you don't have to bother the van driver. Let the van go. Unexpectedly, two middle-aged men got off the van. They think we are younger and say that we rear-ended their van. Let's pay them 500 yuan money. At that time, we were very angry when we heard it, and our roots hurt.

Four people inferred at the scene of the car accident. We are very kind and think that our car is all right, and we don't want to have trouble with the truck driver. But who tried to blackmail the truck driver? Finally, we said, "We don't want to make trouble. You made a mistake. Call the police." The two men thought we had no evidence and said arrogantly, "The police are here, and you will pay for the rear-end collision."

When the traffic police came to collect evidence, we showed the contents of the driving recorder on the car to the traffic police. The two people in the van were dumbfounded at once. They didn't expect that there would be a driving recorder in our car. In the face of hard evidence, the two were speechless at once. Finally, the van driver gave us 500 yuan. It's cool to look at their disappointed expressions, which makes people happy.

He went to the China Merchants Office again (at that time, all government tenders and bids had to go through the China Merchants Office), and he was not allowed to issue a letter of acceptance or refund the deposit. After three or four months, we won the bid for other projects. He asked someone to say that we would quit if we didn't want to spend it, provided that the deposit was given to us first and the fee and interest of 30 thousand yuan were given to us.

After he took over the project, he didn't enter the site because of the employer's opinion. Reported by real name after half a year. After investigation, he was removed from office and sentenced. The employer found us and asked us to take this project.

I was really happy to know that he was sentenced. He was really evil when he came out!

I don't think anything is absolute. From an early age, we can see the image of bad people in various film and television works. Seeing that they are so hateful, we framed and even killed all the people we like in our hearts. There is inevitably some anger in our hearts. I hope they will be punished at once, and I can't wait to send them to the west at once.

However, the director will never let us down, and the ending will always be in our expectation. Bad guys will come to no good end. It is also possible that the plot will only appear in TV series, and in real life, the bad guys may often be in power, but I still believe that they will be punished one day, only a matter of time.

Take a former corrupt official as an example. He was greedy for a lot of money, including money for road construction, and public land was bought and sold by him in his own name. He made huge profits from it and always asked the people to pay. He always finds various reasons to charge, but there is no windtight wall. He was arrested. Not only was all his property confiscated, but he was also sentenced to life imprisonment. How happy I am!

So we must believe that the wicked will get what they deserve. We should be a good person and not afraid to offend others. The country is our strong backing, and the wicked will get what they deserve!

Justice may be late, but it will never be absent. I believe tomorrow will be better!

A mayor here is really insatiable and insatiable! Pure goose plucking. It was discovered last year, because the family was too rich and raised some dude. The tree fell down at once! I am also confused and depressed! People clapped their hands and cheered.