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Qi Junzao, Prime Minister of Shouyang, is in charge of academic research in Hunan. Shaoyang Wei Yuan (word) and Yiyang Tang Peng (word Haiqiu) are both his worshippers. After three years of Daoguang, both Tang and Wei went to catch the exam. Later, they visited Qi, and Qi said to Tang: Your article is too long and wordy, not as concise as Wei's. When it comes to the exam, Qi is the examiner, and the topic is "Asking questions and thinking, benevolence is among them". After Tang Peng entered the school, he kept in mind Qi's teachings and wrote very succinctly. After that, he used three words to arrange sentences. After reading it, Qi said, this is Wei's article, and this is accepted. As soon as the name is announced, this is Tang Peng from Yiyang.
2. Classical Chinese Kong Wenju translation:
When Kong Rong was ten years old, he followed his father to Luoyang. At that time, Li Yuanli was very famous. He was a captain in Li Si. People who go to his house are people with outstanding intelligence, people with high reputation and their relatives. Kong Rong went to his door and said to the people below, "I am a relative of Li Fujun." I've already notified. Let's sit down. Li Yuanli asked, "What is your relationship with me?" Kong Rong replied, "In the past, my ancestor Zhong Ni learned from your ancestor Bo Yang, so you and I are friendly relatives from generation to generation." Li Yuanli and his guests were surprised at his words. Yang Chen, the doctor of Tai Zhong, arrived later, and others told him what Kong Rong had said. Yang Chen said: "I was smart when I was young, but I may not be very talented when I grow up." Kong Rong said, "I guess you must have been smart when you were a child." Yang Chen was at a loss and uneasy.
Explanation:
The full text is divided into three layers.
On the first floor, Luoyang Li Yuanli is so famous that ordinary people have no chance to visit it. The description of Li Yuanli's fame here provides the background and foundation for Kong Rong, who is only ten years old and has no name, to become a guest of Li Yuanli.
second floor
Everyone was surprised to write that Kong Rong wisely visited Li Yuanli. Here, Kong Rong skillfully used the concept of "consanguinity" and extended the teacher-student relationship between Confucius and Laozi to his own relationship with Li Yuanli, which was not clever and his thinking was not agile.
Third layer
Writing Kong Rong tactfully refutes Yang Chen's difficulties, which once again shows his smart and witty characteristics.
Obviously, Chen Yi despises Kong Rong and thinks he is just a wet behind the ears, deliberately making things difficult, which means: You are still young and smart at this time, but don't be complacent too early, and you may not succeed when you grow up. Kong Rong skillfully used Yang Chen's criticism to fight back, which put Yang Chen in an awkward position and showed his agility and wit again. As the saying goes, "Deal with a man as he deals with you." At this point, Kong Rong's young but resourceful personality has been fully reflected.
3. Wang Shijun lied to the classical Chinese readers to answer 1 and was frightened.
A: Mutual.
2 translation
You Junjue, after listening to his words, he knows nothing.
A: Wang Youjun woke up, heard what he said, and knew that there was no living truth.
Faith is actually a deep sleep.
I believe he is really sleeping.
Summarize Wang Xizhi's personality characteristics in his own words
A: He is a man of vision, wit, courage, courage, knowledge and wisdom.
There are many stories about teenagers all over the world. Please learn one.
A: Sima Guang smashed the cylinder.
I don't know which version you are talking about, so I sent this.
4. The witty biography of ancient children in ancient children's areas of China [1] is selected from Liuhe Dongji.
Mr. Liu said: The more people [2], the more unkind they are [3], and the more boys and girls, the more they have to look at the goods [4]. Self-mutilation teeth [5] above, father and brother for their own interests to sell them [6]. If it is not enough, take another room [7] and tie the clip [8]. If necessary, [9] is too strong [10], and it will all be reduced to [1 1]. It's vulgar to kill thieves [12], but [13] has grown, so the weak [14] is bound. Han officials thought that they got benefits [15], and with [16], they did whatever they wanted [17]. Therefore, the account consumption in Vietnam is [18], and it is too little to take off [19]. However, it is amazing that the children's area won at the age of eleven [20], and [2 1] is also amazing. Gui department engaged in [22] Du is the rest of the story.
Children's sender, Chen Zhou Moore also [23]. Grazing while grazing [24], two thieves hijacked, reversed [25] and covered their mouths [26]. Go more than forty miles, virtual [27] sell it. It is normal for children to make false [28] children's voices and be afraid of chestnuts [29], thieves are easy to [3 1] and get drunk. A person goes to the city [32], a person lies down and plants the blade on the road [33]. The boy waited for him to sleep [34], tied his back blade [35], and forced him [36] up and down to get rid of [37], because he took the blade and killed him.
If you can't escape far, the market will come back and you will get the child. If it's terrible, you'll kill the child. Qi [38] said: "For Jiro [39], which if [40] is? He treats me badly [4 1]. Cheng Lang can do anything after seeing Yu En. " The marketer has been thinking for a long time [43]: "It is better to kill than not to kill. Is this sales?" Which one is more adept than selling it? Fortunately, it would be good to kill him. "Is to hide his body and take the children to the master's office [44]. The more bound, the stronger. In the middle of the night, the child rotates and is burned out by fire [45], although his hands are sour [46]; Take back the sword and kill the city. Because of the large size [47], you are surprised by a deficiency. The boy said, "I am a boy in our district, and I shouldn't be a boy." "The thief caught me, but I was lucky enough to kill them both! I would like to hear about it [48]. "
White state virtual officer [49], white doctor [50]. A big house calls a child, and a young one wishes [5 1] ears. Yan Zheng's Secretariat [52] is strange that he stayed in a small official and refused. And clothes, official protection of hometown [53]. Those who rob and bind in the countryside look askance and dare not go through the door. They all said, "Qin Wuyang [56] is two years old. How can he be close to killing No.2 [57]?"
In Shi Shuo Xin Yu
Hua Xin and Wang Lang both took refuge by boat, and one of them wanted to attach it, but it was difficult to attach it. Lang said, "Fortunately, it is still wide. Why not? " After the thief chased him, the king wanted to give up his man. Xin said, "That's why I became suspicious. That's why I doubt it. Now that I have accepted it, I would rather abandon evil in a hurry? " So I saved my life as before. The world used this to judge the merits and demerits of China and the king. (virtue)
Yu Zhong and Zhong Hui have a bad reputation. On the 13th, Wei Wendi heard about it and said to his father Zhong You, "You can send your second son." So goodbye. Sweat on your face,
The emperor said, "Why are you sweating?" Yu said to him, "I'm afraid of war and I'm sweating like a pulp." Question and answer session: "Why don't you sweat?" He said, "tremble, you dare not sweat." (Speech)
When Yu Zhong's brother was a child, he was on duty when his father slept during the day because he stole medicine and wine. His father felt it and let him watch. Worship before drinking, and drink if you don't worship. Then asked why Yu worshipped, Yu said, "wine is a gift, and I dare not worship." He also asked why he didn't worship, and would say, "Stealing is indecent, so I don't worship." (Speech)
Wang Rong is seven years old and tries to swim with other children. Look at the many branches of plum trees on the roadside. The children scrambled for it, but they didn't move. People asked him and replied, "There are trees on the roadside, but there are many seeds, which will make plums bitter." Accept it and believe it. (Su Hui)
5. Witty answer in classical Chinese 1? The text is short.
The Son of Yang, selected from Shi Shuo Xin Yu in the Southern Dynasties, is a novel mainly recording anecdotes of gentry from the end of Han Dynasty to Jin Dynasty. This article tells the story of a nine-year-old boy named Yang in a middle school in Liang State.
The main idea of the story is this: In Liang State, there was a family named Yang with a nine-year-old son. He is very clever. One day, Junping Kong came to visit his father. It happened that his father was not at home, so Junping Kong called the child out.
The child brought Junping Kong fruits, including bayberry. Junping Kong pointed to Yangmei and showed it to the children, saying, "This is the fruit of your family."
The child immediately replied, "I haven't heard that peacock is your bird." The story is simple, humorous and interesting.
The purpose of choosing this course is: first, to expose students to classical Chinese and have a preliminary understanding of classical Chinese; The second is to understand the meaning of ancient Chinese; Third, let students feel the humor and wit of the characters' language in the story. The teaching focus of this lesson is to guide students to read the text fluently, understand sentences and appreciate the humor of the characters' language.
2? Text analysis. Understanding of (1) sentence.
Yang Liang's son is nine years old and very clever. This sentence points out the characters and characteristics of the article.
Play the role of the full text. (2) Junping Kong notions of his father, the father is not, but call out.
From Junping Kong's visit to the child's father, we can see that the relationship between the two families is very good, and they often go back and forth. So when he learned that the child's father was absent, Kong did not leave immediately, but called the child out.
It can be seen that Kong is familiar with children. (3) For fruit, the fruit is Myrica rubra.
Who puts the fruit for whom? It is natural to know from the context that the child brought the fruit to Junping Kong. It seems that the child is very polite and good at entertaining guests. (4) Confucius pointed out to his son and said, "This is the fruit of your family."
The son replied, "I haven't heard that peacock is a master of poultry." This is the key part of the story.
When Junping Kong saw Yangmei and thought of the child's surname, he deliberately teased the child: "This is the fruit of your family." It means that your surname is Yang and your name is Yangmei. You are family! This simple joke is humorous and interesting.
The child replied, "I haven't heard that peacock is your bird." Where is the clever answer? Junping Kong made a fuss about surnames, and so did the children. The peacock thought of "Kong" surname: The best thing is that he didn't directly say "Peacock is a master of poultry" stiffly, but took a negative way, saying "Peacock is not a master of poultry" and answered tactfully, which not only showed due courtesy, but also expressed the meaning of "Since Peacock is not your bird, Myrica rubra is my fruit", leaving Junping Kong speechless.
Because he wants to admit that the peacock is his bird, what he said is tenable. This is enough to reflect the agility of children's thinking and the wit and humor of language.
"Poultry" in the sentence is different from "Poultry" now, and "home" and "Poultry" here express their meanings independently. (2) Understanding of words.
Surname: Surname, a word of family. Master: Used as a title of respect for a scholar or teacher.
Setting: Placement and decoration. 1? I can write 6 new words and know 3 new words.
Can read and write words such as "poultry" correctly. 2? Read the text with emotion.
Recite the text. 3? Can understand words and phrases according to notes, understand the content of the text, and appreciate the ingenuity of children's language in dealing with stories.
1? This is the first time that primary school students are exposed to classical Chinese. When studying this article, we should focus on guiding students to read it correctly.
Pay special attention to proper pauses. The example is as follows: Yang is nine years old and very clever.
/Yi/His father, father/is not here, he/she is out. Set fruit, fruit/bayberry for/.
Confucius/showed his son/said, "This is/is the fruit of your family." Son/Answer: "Never heard of it/Peacock/Host family/Poultry."
2? Although this article is concise and less than 100 words, it is difficult for students to read and understand because of the different meanings of ancient and modern words. It is suggested that the following steps should be taken to help students understand the meaning of the passage: (1) Students try to read the passage, and the teacher makes a reading demonstration according to the students' reading situation to help students read the passage smoothly on the basis of correct reading.
(2) After reading the text, ask the students to understand the meaning of each sentence according to the notes, illustrations and contact context. The teacher gives instructions, such as: "Who should put the fruit" means who should put the fruit for whom? Is "Poultry" the current "Poultry"? Let students understand the context.
3? After students understand the content of the text, guide them to read and recite the text with emotion. In reading, I can appreciate the beauty of nine-year-old children's answers, and I can also exchange my experience on this question.
Teachers can use the lens to guide students to compare "Peacock is a master of poultry" and "I have never heard of Peacock as a master of poultry" to experience the wit and wit of this child's answer. 4? Other short stories about speech expression in Shi Shuo Xin Yu.
5? There are three words that are easy to make mistakes, so we should pay special attention to them. According to the actual situation of writing, students should be reminded that "Yue" can't be written as "Day", and "Hui" and "Bird" should not only be written as symmetrical structures, but also pay attention to the correctness of strokes. There are two polyphonic words to guide students to read correctly. One is to read "wèi" as "set the fruit as" and the other is to read "yìng" as "answer". 6? In "Comprehensive Learning", I sorted out the tips of comprehensive learning after class. The purpose is to remind teachers that this kind of comprehensive learning should start from the teaching of this class and run through the whole group.
The purpose of this comprehensive study is to guide students to discover and collect exquisite languages after class, accumulate and learn to use artistic and attractive languages through various forms of Chinese activities, and feel the richness and beauty of the motherland's language! To organize this comprehensive study well, we must first mobilize the enthusiasm of each student, guide students to define tasks and methods, and implement group division of labor and activity arrangements. According to the learning tips, you can decide a certain activity mode: for example, collecting idioms and essays; Collect tips and advertising words and write advertising words; Collect wonderful dialogues from cross talk, storytelling or film and television dramas and perform them.
Secondly, in the process of activities, teachers should grasp information in time and adjust guidance in time. Through daily communication with students, calling the group leader to report the progress of activities, organically combining with text learning, and summarizing in time, students can maintain a positive attitude towards activities.
And we should really give students a stage to show their learning achievements, which should be coordinated with the "exhibition platform" in Review and Development and combined with Chinese classes.
6. Ancient witty children's classical Chinese Wang Rong
Wang Rong is seven years old. He tries to swim with the children. When he saw many branches on the plum tree by the roadside, the children scrambled to pick them, but Rong did not move. When people asked him, they replied, "If a tree is on the roadside with many branches, it will be bitter." Accept it and believe it. -This story about bitter plum on the roadside was first recorded in Shi Shuo Xin Yu. This little story is full of philosophy.
Kong Rong
Kong Rong was ten years old and went to Los Angeles with his father. Li Yuanli has a good reputation. Those who come to you are either talented, famous or relatives at the middle table. Only when the cabinet members were willing to communicate, Kong Rong went to the Li family alone and said to the doorman, "I am a relative of the Li family." After the doorman communicated for him, Li Yuanli asked, "What is your relationship with your servant?" Kong Rong said to Japan: "The ancestor Zhong Ni (Confucius) and the ancestor Bo Yang (Laozi) have the friendship of asking about politics, and it is not bad to take your servant as your friend." This sentence comes from the mouth of a child aged 10, which surprised Li Yuanli and the guests present. Sometimes Dr. Chen Ying, a Chinese medicine doctor, arrived later and heard about it. He said, "It's an hour, but it's not necessarily good." -.
Here, a post-breaking technique is used, which means that Chen Yi is now "too big to do". Chen Yi was greatly embarrassed by this counterattack and was temporarily speechless. It's amazing that a child of 10 is tongue-tied by celebrities, but Kong Rong is quick-thinking.
The monarch and ministers of Wu Dong have always maintained a warm relationship. Sun Quan often plays jokes on ministers. When Zhuge Ke was six years old, he attended a banquet in Wu Dong with his father Zhu Gejin. Zhu Gejin pulled a long face. Sun Quan called a donkey and wrote "Zhuge Yuzi" on his face with chalk. Everyone laughed. But when he walked to the front, he picked up the chalk and wrote the words "Zhuge Yuzi's donkey" on it. It's full. Zhao said, "My father is ninety years old, and he has never said that he is old. Today, he is behind; On the day of drinking, Mr. Wang was in front: What do you mean by not supporting the elderly? " Zhao was speechless and had to stop drinking. Love it all, so he ordered the prince to assist him.
7. On the humorous and eloquent classical Chinese, I made a mistake.
Yan zi makes Chu, Chu people take short, and Chu people delay to the door. Yan Zi refused to enter, saying, "Let the dog country enter through the dog door; I am an envoy of Chu, so I can't enter this door. " Be careful. Go in through the gate.
See the king of Chu. The king said, "Is there no one here? Let children become ambassadors. " He said to him, "The Linzi (Z Ρ) of the State of Qi is 300 times, and its (mèi) is overcast and sweaty, standing side by side. Why is there no one? " The king said, "But what's the use?" Yan Zi said to him, "Everyone has his own master. The sage makes the virtuous master, the unscrupulous makes the unscrupulous master, and the baby is the most unscrupulous, so it is appropriate to make Chu. "
Yan Zi will make Chu. Hearing this, the King of Chu said to the left and right, "Yan Ying, a poet of the State of Qi, is one of them. Today, I want to humiliate it, why (the other way around)? " "For his sake," said the left and right, "I'll ask you to tie someone up and walk over the king. The king said, "What is it?" Yes,' Qi people are also.' The king said,' Why sit (upside down)?' Say, "Sit down and steal." "
Yanzi, the king of Chu, gave Yanzi wine. Drinking wine (hān) Two officials are bound (Fu) and one person is loyal to the king. The king said, "What happened to the bound man?" He said, "Qi people are also thieves." The King of Qi looked at Yan Zi and said, "Are Qi people good at stealing?" Yan Zi avoided the table and said to him, "The baby can smell it. Orange (jú) was born in Huai (huái), and orange was born in Huaibei. Leaves are similar to disciples, but they taste different. What's that? Soil and water are different. Now people's livelihood is better than Qi's, but they stole it when they went to Chu. If he has soil and water without Chu, then the people are good and thieves. "
Wang smiled and said, "A saint is happy without feeling, but a few people are ill (yān)."
Yan Zi resigned from her daughter's post.
While Yan Zi was eating, the king's angel came and the food was divided. The special envoy is not full, and Yan Zi is not full. The messenger objected and the words were public. Gong said, "Hey! If Yanzi's family is poor! I don't know, it's my fault. " Please send an official daughter and a city rent to serve the guests. Yan Zici. Finally, he bowed his head and said, "The baby's family is not poor. With the courtesy of the monarch, cover the three families and delay the friendship to shake the people. The monarch's gift is also thick, and the baby's home is not poor. Babies smell it, the husband is king, and the giver is the people of Jun Jun, and the loyal minister does not; Taking the king instead of giving it to the people is a hidden basket, and the benevolent does not do it; Enterprising for the monarch, retreating to offend the scholar, and moving wealth to others after death is to slaughter and hide, but the wise do not do it. In short, the husband is cloth, and one bean has enough to eat, so it is free. "
Duke Jing of Jin asked Yan Zi to say, "In the past, my predecessor Huan Gong gave Guan Zhong 500 letters from the bookstore, but he took them away without saying goodbye. What's the point of his resignation? " Yan Zi said, "When a baby hears about it, a sage loses when he worries, and a fool gains when he worries. Who cares about the lost baby? Therefore, I will worship again and dare not order. "
Yan Zi warned Gong Jing.
When I was in Gong Jing, it rained and snowed for three days. The public, wearing fox white fur, sat on one side of the hall. Yan Zi entered the meeting and set up a room. Gong said, "How strange! Rain and snow are not cold for three days. " Yan Zi said to him, "Isn't it cold?" Laugh. Yan Zi said: "Babies know ancient sages, people are hungry when they are full, people are cold when they are warm, and people are tired when they are idle. I don't know this gentleman. " Gong said, "Good! I have heard of life. " Is to make autumn millet and hunger and cold. So that people you see on the road don't ask their hometown; Those who see in the room don't ask their home; Counting countries is beyond words. Scholars are full-time and full-time, and sick people are full-time and full-time. Confucius listened: "Yan Zi can understand what he wants, and Gong Jing can do what he likes."
Yanzi wants to kill Zhu Zou.
I'm so glad that candle Zou is the main bird and death. Public anger, a letter to the officials to kill it. Yan Zi said, "Please count the three crimes of candle walking, and kill them for their crimes." Gong Dao: "Yes." Then he called the generals to count, saying, "Candle Zou! It is a sin for you to die for my bird; It is the second sin to kill my king because of birds; It is three sins to make the princes smell it and regard my monarch as more important than birds. " The crime of counting candles is over. Please kill it. The duke said, "Don't kill me, I have heard about my fate."
Liwu
When an envoy was sent to the State of Wu, the King of Wu said to Monkey, "I heard about Yan Ying, and I protected the people in the north who argued with words." The messenger said, "When a guest sees it, it is called' Please see the son of heaven'." Tomorrow, Yan Zi has something to do. Pedestrians say, "Look at the son of heaven." Yan Zi suddenly came. The pedestrian added, "Look at the son of heaven." Yan Zi suddenly came. He said, "Look at the son of heaven." Yan Zi, the third man, said, "I was ordered to harm the king of the city and will be in the position of the king of Wu, so I was insensitive and confused into the court of the son of heaven." Dare to ask the prince of Wu if he is evil? Then the king of Wu said, "Look at Fu Cha." "See it as a vassal.
I hope the landlord is satisfied ~
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