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Why do rice cakes fight with stones?

This is the beginning of a cold joke.

The stone and the rice cake fought and knocked it into the sea ... (I'm going to hit the stone _

Tell another story. Once upon a time, there was a pair of lovers who decided privately for life, but the boys needed military service, so they made an oath with the girls to give them.

I gave the girl a diamond ring and promised to meet again today in three years. At that time, this ring will be used as a wedding ring. Three years later, the girl has been waiting for the boy, but she can't. She was heartbroken and desperate. She threw the diamond ring into the sea and left her hometown. However, the boy has been waiting for the girl, but the girl misunderstood the date, which became an eternal regret. The boy is very sad. Rice cake ~ ~!

That's why YY fought:

There was a rice cake, and she fell in love with a stone. On the way to express her love, she met a terrible witch. The witch cast a terrible spell that rice cakes can only say one word a year.

To this end, the rice cake was silent for five years.

Five years later, the rice cake finally saved enough money to say a word. She said to the stone eagerly and loudly, "I love you, stone." Stone turned to ask rice cakes: