Remember an unforgettable thing

A few days after the Spring Festival, I want to make a New Year's resolution for myself. I began to think about my future. The more I think about it, the more confused I am. I find myself busy every day, but I don't know why.

I really want to travel alone and think about my future during the trip. Yes, go far away, just leave.

There are many people buying tickets at the station, and there is a long queue. Finally, it was my turn.

The conductor is very beautiful, as if he had read some books. I think if I show some literary style, she should like me.

"I want to buy a ticket to a distant place."

"Sorry, there is no station in the distance."

I was a little surprised that she was expressionless and completely indifferent to my temperament.

"Well, then you can choose one for me."

"Choose machine? 5 million. Are you crazy? Sell lottery tickets and turn right. "

Hey, this is the gap! There is no way to communicate with these people who have no dreams.

"Where can I buy the farthest ticket? Give me one, understand this time? "

The conductor handed me a ticket to Beijing.

Beijing is not bad. It is a political and cultural center. I might as well edify it. Anyway, it's convenient to go to other places from Beijing. Not in a small place like ours. Not only the traffic jam, but also the quality of people is as vulgar as this conductor.

I politely bid farewell to the conductor: old girl, add a WeChat! Brother takes you to play after work.

The conductor said euphemistically, roll your calves.

This quality is pathetic! It's gone.

I was very excited when the train slowly pulled into the platform. Although I often take the train, it is my first trip after all. I'm a little worried, because the fortune teller said I had good luck in the peach blossom a few days ago, and I'm worried that if I can't count correctly, I won't come in vain!

With a feeling of anxiety, I got on the nearest sleeping car, and then I was driven down.

It turns out that the conductor gave me a hard seat ticket. Oh, buy it! Sitting in Beijing for 26 hours won't kill me.

When I came to the hard-seat carriage, a strong smell of instant noodles came to my nose. What I can't stand most is the smell. It's so annoying, I'm hungry.

Find a seat. There are so many people in the carriage. Many people don't have seats. They all look pathetic. In the past, if I couldn't find a seat on the train, I would buy a box of almond syrup before I got on the train, so I could sit and drink, and then I could sit in the box after drinking.

I have a seat number on this ticket today. Fortunately, I can't help it.

Over the mountains, I finally found my seat. A burly man sat in my seat drinking. I patted him and said, sorry, big brother. This is my seat. Unexpectedly, she turned her face and turned out to be a woman with a juryman face. He stared at me and said, who do you call big brother? She took out her ticket and slapped it on the table. This is my seat. You go find your seat.

Scared me to death, I quickly walked away with my head down. Find a place to look at my ticket carefully, yes! That seat number is really mine!

I want to go back and see the ticket of that fat woman, but I'm a little scared. How can a woman be so fierce and still drink in the car? If she has a screen name, I think her name must be Hammer.

I can't help it I had to shake my head and walk back. Hammer ... Um ... No ... Sister, can I see your ticket? I'm really in this seat. Could you be mistaken?

Hammer with sausage in one hand and white wine in the other, squinted at me and said, show me the ticket. That tone seems to say, wait for me to see how I can hammer you to death if you are not in this position.

The hammer looked at my ticket and smiled. Young man, you are by the window, and I am the seat outside. Young man, you have to study more, or you won't understand where your seat is. And said I was in the wrong seat. Ha ha ha ... You go in!

I said silently in my heart, it is obvious that you occupy two positions, okay?

Sitting in my seat, I am not happy at all. Because it's too crowded and the hammer is too big, I feel like I'm stuck in a wall and it's hard to breathe.

The situation at that time was basically like this:

Does this mean a hiking trip? My mood is very depressed. I had hoped to have an affair, but this time it's over.

However, I still asked the hammer with a glimmer of hope: "Sister, where do you get off?"

The hammer lit a cigarette and said, "Where are you going?"

I proudly said, "I'm going far away."

The hammer took a drag on his cigarette and said, "I'm at the finish line."

At that moment, I felt that my whole life had collapsed.

Opposite the hammer sat a wretched eldest brother, squinting and smiling at me. I had a brainwave and said to him, "Brother, I get carsick, especially when I sit in the opposite direction. See if I can change seats with you. I am very comfortable near the window. "

The eldest brother said sympathetically, "Really, carsickness is the worst. I used to be ... "He said and stood up.

I am so happy that I really met a kind person.

Eldest brother stood up, took a piece of gum from his pocket and handed it to me. "Come on, brother, chew it and you won't feel dizzy." Then I sat down again.

Me. . . .

Time is really hard! I thought half a day had passed, but I looked at my watch and found that it had only been an hour.

Expect, expect, the hammer is finally finished. Finally, I don't have to put up with the taste of white wine with sausage. My body is still squeezed, but at least my nose can breathe some fresh air.

But who would have thought that the hammer actually dragged down the shoes.

Oh, my God! This is sour and refreshing. . .

My eldest brother, who just snickered across the street, was facing the hammer's foot, and now his eyes are smoked straight.

Haha, let you gloat and let you not change seats with me.

I said to the hammer, elder sister, it's the worst to be unable to stretch your legs by train. You put your feet on the opposite seat, so it is very comfortable to straighten out.

Hammer seems to have this idea for a long time, muttering that his leg is swollen, so he puts his foot next to the opposite big brother.

Big Brother stood up in anger and said to the hammer, "Hey, you ..."

When the words came out, the hammer glared and said, "It's not easy to go out. Please tolerate each other. Don't feel bad! "

Big brother is angry, too. Oh, my bad temper tells you that good men don't beat women, and a harmonious society has saved you.

The hammer is about to stand up. Eldest brother turned and left. "Oh, my stomach is upset. I have to go to the toilet. "

I was secretly glad to see the poor eldest brother disappear in the crowd. But in less than 10 minutes, I was unhappy because the hammer snored and I fell asleep. I can't push it or hide it. Think about it for another 20 hours. I really want to jump out of the car and kill myself!

After about 1 hour, the train began to slow down, and the announcement came from the radio: "The next stop of the train is Jiamusi Station, please get ready in advance ..."

The hammer woke up, put on his shoes and began to pack up. I was secretly pleased: "Sister, are you getting off?"

"Yes, I went home."

"Didn't you say it was over?"

"If I get off, that's the end. . . Not only are you not allowed to go far, but I am not allowed to reach the finish line! I tell you, when I was a literary youth, you still wore open-backed pants! "

"Admire, Sister Wen Yi, see you later."

Finally, I left and suddenly felt that I was out of prison. I think I can enjoy my seat for the rest of the trip. What a happy thing!

Get up and exercise. There are many people getting off at this station, and half of the seats in the carriage are empty.

Not many people get on the bus. A girl who just got on the bus is saying goodbye to the three boys below, and it can be seen that the boys below are reluctant to go.

The girl suddenly shouted to the three boys below, "Which one of you would like to go with me?"

The girl's eyes are full of expectation.

The following three boys are hesitant.

The first boy said, I have games in LOL at night!

The second boy said, I didn't ask for leave with the unit!

I saw tears in the girl's eyes. I am also an emotional person, and I understand this feeling. She hopes that a boy can give up everything for her and embark on the journey with her regardless of the consequences.

The third boy didn't speak, just looked at his wallet silently. I guess he wants to go with that girl and is calculating whether he has enough money to make up the ticket.

Suddenly, he rushed to the train, grabbed the girl's hand tightly and said something I still remember. ...

"The last time we had a buffet, we agreed to make it AA. Then you drank too much and didn't give it to me ... "

Before the words were finished, the girl kicked out.

Back in my seat, I was full of thoughts. Nowadays, boys are becoming more and more disappointing. If I can meet such a beautiful girl, I will definitely give up my job and future and go wandering with her.

Just thinking, a familiar voice came from my ear. "Sorry, this seat is mine."

It was that girl who spoke just now. It turns out that her seat number is next to me, where the hammer sat just now. What a good fate!

I quickly helped her put the suitcase on the rack, leaving a good first impression.

Just now, because of the hammer, I no longer expect to have any affair, but now things are different. I vaguely feel that I am going to die today, which is very gratifying.

But she has been playing with her mobile phone since she sat down. I tried to say something to her several times, but in the end I failed to get up the courage. I saw that beautiful women were born shy, so I lost many opportunities.

Oh, forget it, it seems that this is the only fate for us to sit side by side.

Unexpectedly, this girl accosted me first. She borrowed a charging treasure from me, and of course I lent it to her without hesitation. So we started chatting.

In fact, I really wanted to ask her about her relationship with those three boys, but I felt embarrassed to talk about emotional problems when I first met them, so I kept on asking.

So we talked about some things about work. I didn't expect her to do WeChat business, and she did a good job, earning tens of thousands of dollars every month. She often goes to major cities to attend some WeChat business meetings, and the rest of the time is to travel and explore products that suit her.

I said your life is really enviable. Actually, I work with you. I also make money online, but not as handsome as you. I have been staying at home for many years, without hobbies and friends, and I always feel that I have been forgotten by the world.

The more we talked and learned about the Internet for so many years, I told her some skills of making money online, and I could feel that she had a good impression on me. We are actually the same person. Do you think this fate is strange?

She took out the snacks in her bag and invited me to eat. It's not enough for me to say this. I went to the dining car to buy some food and packed it back. Maybe it's because she's been away all the year round and didn't see it. She has dinner with me.

After dinner, we chatted and suddenly found it was dark outside. The people in the car don't know which station they got off at, only a few people are lying in their seats and sleeping.

I started having sex in Tangyang. As an old otaku, I can't stand this. I chat face to face with beautiful women and have dinner together. I feel that something will happen and I am looking forward to it.

I have to say that she is a very open girl, because she can tell dirty jokes and always put her hand on my leg intentionally or unintentionally. Although this is my first affair, I am not stupid. I know this must be a hint!

Then I'm welcome. I have to do something. I stood up and looked around. There is no one nearby, and people in the distance sleep like dead pigs.

I said to her, it's too hot, aren't you hot? Then I took off my coat.

She also began to unbutton her coat and watched her unbutton it. I can't help it anymore ... experienced people should understand what I'm going to do next.

Yes, you guessed it. I told her a ghost story when she was unprepared.

I had a good time that day, and when I got to the point, I scared her into my arms. I thought to myself that so many years of "story meeting" really didn't come in vain.

At this tense and embarrassing moment, all the lights on the train suddenly went out. Is there a power failure? I think she hugged me closer. At first I thought she was afraid. I didn't know I was going to fall until she unbuttoned my shirt.

This surprised me. All I can think about is having an affair, just chatting with a beautiful woman. Hugging is beyond my bottom line. Unexpectedly, she played so big.

Intellectually speaking, I refused at that time. But my body is out of control and I can't help it. In order to save a girl who was hurt by love, in order to make her believe in love again. Come on, ravage me!

Click! The sound of the camera taking pictures, and the flash.

I'll go. I'll take a selfie at this critical moment. Too emotional!

After taking the photo, she sat up, cleared her throat and said, "If I shout indecent assault at this time, guess what will happen?"

How can you still have this ability? I packed my clothes and said, "Stop it, my waist is not good."

The girl said, I'm not messing with you. Now you have two choices. I will shout indecent assault at 1, and you can explain it to the police. I click Send to send the photo to your circle of friends.

At this time, the lights on the car were also repaired, and the radio on the car also made a sound, saying that the line was broken just now and it has been repaired now.

I didn't see the light until it was on. It turned out that she had my mobile phone. Now as long as she presses the send button, I'm ruined! God, this bitch is poisonous!

I said, "I choose 3. Come on, how much is 3? "

Quite on the road! It's easy to choose 3. You know what I do. As long as you buy one of my products, I'll delete the photos and return your mobile phone, and we'll be even.

I see, so everything is a trap. I met a female liar. I want to call the police. No, she can call the police and say that I molested her, but can I call the police and say that she molested my mother? What if I call the police and say she blackmailed me? No, I have no proof! Besides, as long as her hands are shaking now and the photos are sent to my circle of friends, how can I face my family and friends in the future? I can't afford to lose this man!

Okay, I admit it.

"Speak, what products, how much is it? If I don't have enough on me, I can call my friend and transfer it to me. If it is a big deal, I will sell the house. "

She said, "Listen, there are five products in my suit, and each one is different."

I think I'm starting to sweat. She's really greedy, number five. Looks like I'm going to lose everything this time.

She went on to say, "These five kinds have different functions, such as whitening, hydrating, freckle removal, etc ... Our products use five kinds of plant extracts to really solve the problems of skin water shortage, dark yellow and chloasma."

I said, "Wait, is the product you are talking about a mask?"

She said: "Wrong, not only a mask, but also a perfect career."

I said, "What occupation?"

She said, "Because after you bought five masks, you automatically became our agent. After you introduce your relatives and friends to buy products, you can get profits and dividends. If your relatives and friends recommend their relatives and friends to buy again, you can get a second dividend. You are an investment, once and for all. . . "

Me: "Enough, just say how much?" I almost collapsed.

She: "98 yuan. Contains 5 boxes of masks and gives you diamond-level agent qualification. "

Me: "What? 98, are you sure it's 98 "

She: "Of course, don't worry, this is the national unified price set by the headquarters."

Me: "Don't you earn tens of thousands of dollars every month? Why do you still care about this 98 yuan? "

She said, "You are so stupid. You believe what wechat business says. Who will buy a hard seat ticket with a monthly income of tens of thousands? How comfortable the soft sleeper is and how fast the plane is. To be honest, the monthly income of WeChat business is 1000 yuan, and she can say that the income is 1000 million yuan. "

Me: "So you and I are in the same Amanome, so it must be fake?"

She: "Of course it's fake, uncle. You look like an old man with a beard. How can I be with you? " . Remember, in the future, people will ask you your birthday first, and then say that you are the same Amanome. Don't believe it. "

Me: "OK, here is 100 yuan, keep the change. Finally, ask another question, what is the relationship between those three boys and you? "

She: "Like you, they are all agents of my development. I want to take them to a training, because the training teacher said I would take someone to give me 50% commission, so I got on the bus and asked them who would like to go with me. By the way, are you going or not? "

"I'll go ... your sister!"

This is my adventure in 98 yuan. The purpose of writing this article is to ask everyone who needs pure plant essence mask, and I will transfer it at a 50% discount.