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As soon as the woman opened her eyes, the first thing she asked was where Tao Sheng was. Mr. Hao hurriedly asked what was going on, and the woman replied: "I am not your daughter." So she told the tru

As soon as the woman opened her eyes, the first thing she asked was where Tao Sheng was. Mr. Hao hurriedly asked what was going on, and the woman replied: "I am not your daughter." So she told the truth. Mr. Hao was not convinced and wanted to carry her back, but the woman refused to go back and walked straight into Tao Sheng's room, where she lay down unable to get up. Hao had no choice but to accept Tao Sheng as his son-in-law and go back by himself. Tao Sheng walked closer and took a look at the woman. Although her appearance was different from Qiurong's, her beauty was no less beautiful than Qiurong's. Overjoyed, the two spoke affectionately of their lives. Suddenly, I heard a ghostly cry. It turned out to be Xiao Xie crying in the dark corner of the room. I felt sorry for her, so I went over to comfort her with a lamp in my hand. However, Xiao Xie cried until her sleeves were wet with tears. She couldn't persuade her, and she didn't leave until it was almost dawn. After dawn, the Hao family asked their maids and servants to bring the dowry, and Master Hao and Tao Sheng became husband-in-law. In the evening, as soon as Tao Sheng and Qiurong entered the room, Xiao Xie started crying again. After six or seven nights like this, Tao Sheng and Qiurong felt very sad and were not in the mood to have sex. Tao Sheng was very worried but couldn't think of a way. Qiurong said: "That Taoist priest is really an immortal! If you go and beg him again, maybe you can get his mercy and help." Tao Sheng thought it was reasonable, so he found the Taoist priest, knelt on the ground and asked him for more help. The Taoist priest tried his best to say that there was no way. Tao Sheng begged endlessly. The Taoist priest smiled and said, "You stupid scholar, you are so annoying! We are destined to be together, so I will try my best." After saying that, he followed Tao Sheng back home and asked for a quiet room with the door closed. He meditated and warned Tao Sheng not to let anyone disturb him. The general manager refused to eat or drink for more than ten days. I peeked in through the crack in the door and saw that the Taoist priest had his eyes closed as if he was sleeping. One morning, a girl lifted the curtain and walked in. The girl has bright eyes and white teeth, and is radiant. He smiled and said to Tao Sheng, "I'm exhausted after running all night. I couldn't keep up with you. I ran hundreds of miles away before I found a good body, so I brought you with me. Wait a moment When you see the person you are talking about, give her the body. "After dusk, Xiao Xie came. The girl suddenly rushed to hug Xiao Xie. The two became one and fell to the ground motionless. At this time, the Taoist priest came out of the room, bowed his hand to Tao Sheng, and left. Tao Sheng bowed and escorted him to the door. When she returned, the girl had woken up. Tao Sheng helped her to the bed, her breathing gradually relaxed, but she kept rubbing her feet and moaning, saying that her toes and thighs were sore and it would take a few days before she could get out of bed and walk.

Later, Tao Sheng passed the exam and became a Jinshi. There was a scholar named Cai Zijing who was on the same list as Tao Sheng. He happened to come to see Tao Sheng for something and stayed at Tao Sheng's house for a few days. One day, when Xiao Xie came back from a neighbor's house, Cai Zijing saw her and hurried up and followed her. Xiao Xie sidestepped away, secretly hating his frivolity. Cai Zijing told Tao Sheng: "There is something really shocking. I wonder if you can tell the truth? Tao Sheng quickly asked what happened. Cai Zijing replied: "Three years ago, my little sister died unfortunately. Two nights later, the body was missing again. , I still have doubts and worries to this day. I happened to see your wife just now, why does she look so similar to my little sister? Tao Sheng said with a smile: "My wife is ugly, how can she be compared with your sister?" However, since we are in the same class and have a deep friendship, it doesn't hurt to let my wife come out to meet you. "He walked into the inner room and asked Xiao Xie to put on the burial clothes and come out. Cai Zijing was shocked when he saw it and said, "It's really my sister and me!" " She burst into tears with excitement. Tao Sheng told him what happened. Cai Zijing said happily: "My sister is not dead. I have to go back quickly and tell my parents the news to make them happy. "After that, he left. A few days later, Cai Zijing's whole family came to Tao's house to marry him. Later, the relationship between Cai and Tao's family was as good as that of Hao and Tao's family.

Different Shi said: "It's very rare to find one stunning beauty, let alone two at the same time. This kind of thing is rare to encounter once in a thousand years, and only a gentleman who is not strict with his wife at night can encounter it. Are Taoist priests really gods? Why is his magic so magical? If there is such a clever spell, even ugly ghosts can be befriended. ”