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How much do you know about the wonderful jokes in construction engineering?
2. Blind date = invitation to bid;
3. Free love = negotiation;
4. Introducer = bidding agent;
5. Father-in-law = owner
6. Premarital guidance for doctors = supervision
7. Pass the parents' audit = prequalification.
8. Giving bride price = bid bond
9. Through friends = publicity
10. Love period = publicity period
1 1. Determine the relationship = determine the winning candidate.
12. Prenuptial agreement = contract negotiation
13. Getting a marriage certificate = signing a contract
14. Wedding wine = blue prints.the design
15. Men's money = project advance payment
16. Women's money = performance bond
17. honeymoon = construction method
18. Wedding night = delivery.
19. Newly married life arrangement = implementation of construction organization design
20. Female infertility = defective drawing design.
2 1. Male infertility = fraudulent use of qualifications
22. Giving birth to a child = excellent project
23. No children = destruction
24. Cheating = illegal subcontracting
25. Looking for a lover = subcontracting without permission
26. Full moon wine = basic part completion acceptance
27. Remarriage = second bid
28. Quarrel about children = interim payment.
29. Wife's wedding dress = A supplies materials
30. Husband's furniture = materials collected by himself.
3 1. Divorce inventory property = audit
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