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How much do you know about the wonderful jokes in construction engineering?

1. Marriage = open tender;

2. Blind date = invitation to bid;

3. Free love = negotiation;

4. Introducer = bidding agent;

5. Father-in-law = owner

6. Premarital guidance for doctors = supervision

7. Pass the parents' audit = prequalification.

8. Giving bride price = bid bond

9. Through friends = publicity

10. Love period = publicity period

1 1. Determine the relationship = determine the winning candidate.

12. Prenuptial agreement = contract negotiation

13. Getting a marriage certificate = signing a contract

14. Wedding wine = blue prints.the design

15. Men's money = project advance payment

16. Women's money = performance bond

17. honeymoon = construction method

18. Wedding night = delivery.

19. Newly married life arrangement = implementation of construction organization design

20. Female infertility = defective drawing design.

2 1. Male infertility = fraudulent use of qualifications

22. Giving birth to a child = excellent project

23. No children = destruction

24. Cheating = illegal subcontracting

25. Looking for a lover = subcontracting without permission

26. Full moon wine = basic part completion acceptance

27. Remarriage = second bid

28. Quarrel about children = interim payment.

29. Wife's wedding dress = A supplies materials

30. Husband's furniture = materials collected by himself.

3 1. Divorce inventory property = audit