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After class, the teacher asked me to write a critical letter. Please help me.

Dear teachers, principals and students,

A few days ago, I was undisciplined in class and took over the teacher's words. It affects students' normal study, interrupts teachers' thinking, affects teachers' normal teaching mood and students' learning enthusiasm, and then seriously restricts the teaching quality of this course. More seriously, it also affected my own learning effect.

I am deeply ashamed of my serious mistakes, ashamed, ashamed. If I can add a quantifiable index to this self-blaming heart, I will definitely express my sincerity in the review with the 250 th power of shame. On the day of the incident, the amiable teacher gave me the lightest punishment, just a written self-criticism, with a quota of 1000 bytes. Compared with my unforgivable crime, this is hardly a punishment. See what happened to Sima Qian who talked nonsense 2000 years ago. /kloc-What happened to the Monkey King who talked nonsense 0/000 years ago? What happened to Zheng He 500 years ago? Truth must be folded directly or partially, which is an eternal truth. I was born in school. As a student, my teacher didn't make me castrated or cursed. I should feel lucky and grateful for this.

So I'm ashamed and glad. I am glad that I was born in the new society of 2 1 century and grew up under the red flag of new China. I am glad that I entered this good school full of unity, friendship, harmony and Chinese dream. I am glad to meet such kind, kind and kind teachers, who always represent advanced productive forces, advanced cultural direction and the fundamental interests of students. Writing here, I burst into tears. Because I thought of school, teachers, parents and society, and gave us too much care and expectation, but I reported such a funny low-level mistake in such an important class. In retrospect, I can't wait to die at the scene of the incident.

I review, a profound review. When the teacher criticizes and punishes me, there may be some dissatisfaction and some anger, but after two days of in-depth thinking, I am really profound and my heart is open. I thought about perfunctory this critical letter. I went to Baidu, Google and Xue Tao. Find the gunman. I saw more than 10,000 posts about comments in Baidu's "comments column". I searched Baidu's model essays on criticism, and the results were1300,000. But did I find it? No, no, it's all superficial. It's all the same. I looked at those documents full of hypocrisy and affectation, as if I smelled the disgusting smell of those decadent lies. Some charming and flattering self-criticism books, I even suspect that North Korean students wrote them to teachers. Because it is said that there are only North Korean schools in the world, and the output of self-criticism books is the largest. So I firmly say "no" to plagiarism, yes, I don't want to make such a reference! I want to write it myself, even if I am worried to death, I will write it myself. Feel it with your heart first, and then express it in words. This is a retrospective with far-reaching significance. Only in this way can we transcend my mountain of sin and become boundless love.

But some friends and even some elders said with a smile, this is just a review. No one who has read the book has written it, so he can handle it. I disagree with this shameless statement. It is said that the embankment of a thousand miles was destroyed by the ant nest. Small mistakes are not investigated, and the three views are all destroyed. Review is not a procedure, but a mechanism. It is a belief, just like thinking. Self-examination is also a kind of self-learning. Some netizens said that books on self-criticism have existed since the 1960s, and everyone wrote them in the 1990s. Of course, most of them are perfunctory, but he said that self-criticism books are very educational. After all, old things have their own value. I was deeply impressed by this comment, so I think it's not completely useless for me to write a letter of criticism. The connotation and intention of this old thing are good, but the people before me are too perfunctory. However, some teachers in foreign schools evaluate the profound index and sincerity of an exam by comparing the grammatical structure of sentences with the standardization of words, which is wrong, and makes those structured articles such as essays, words and sentences such as broadcast self-criticism books muddle through. This dereliction of duty of teachers in foreign schools has lowered the overall tears of self-criticism books in recent years. Damn it!

Writing here, I shed tears again, feeling ashamed of the shameless behavior of other students being examined. Self-criticism can exercise a person's thinking ability, writing ability, reaction ability and sand-bearing ability. Why can't we take it seriously, think seriously and reflect seriously? So I swear, I will not only repent, but also set an example. I decided to increase the punishment, not to write a thousand words of review, but two thousand words, and these two words don't count!

The stage of history is vast and long. 700,000 years ago, there were humans. There was culture 5000 years ago. Man found the earliest writing on the back of a turtle. Soon after writing, there should be a critical letter. When was the earliest self-criticism written? I didn't have enough time to take the exam. However, it is said that Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty wrote a letter of condemnation. This is the earliest self-criticism, which has been around for 2000 years. Yes, I started this paragraph with this short paragraph, which shows that I am very knowledgeable. But am I knowledgeable? Actually, I didn't, because I didn't know this allusion before. This is what I spent 1 minute on Baidu. The key words are: the earliest self-criticism Once again, I feel lucky that I was born in the world of 2 1. Today, a lot of so-called knowledge, we no longer need to store but retrieve. I watched TV series and found that 20 years ago, everyone regarded some knowledgeable people who could recite some allusions silently as knowledgeable people and blessed them with infinite admiration. But now, it only takes a few seconds to know. However, no matter how much you know, you may not get into the narrow door of real knowledge, which is especially proved in today's information explosion era. So those words, such as Wan, and sentences, are not necessarily true. The ancient form has long been far from the ancient connotation. Many old things have retired from the historical stage. The four engines of time, technology, productivity and production relations have eliminated too many historical dross. For example, castration, such as planing skin and grass, such as killing Jiuzu (please ask your parents to implicate Jiuzu at most, please don't make analogy). It also left a lot of historical wealth. The first person to see and write a critical letter is the great wealth left by our ancestors to our Chinese national education. Evil capitalist countries do not understand the far-reaching role of self-criticism in education, and so far no school has adopted it (at least not in this form). So I am honored to be born in the present society, walk into such a campus and meet such a teacher. They know that "education should be forward-looking". All mastery is application, and what we learned today is 10 years later. For example, 10, some high schools require boys to wear pants above their navel. The teacher said that only in this way can they be strict after they are born into society. People dressed like this should probably still be single. This is an example without foresight. To put it more directly, for example, 15 years ago, you learned to repair pagers, closed the door to the world's number one, and cried to death when you passed through customs. This is also a short-sighted example. But critical letters are different. It must be an old thing that can last forever. This is a forward-looking representative. I don't know if teachers in other schools are aware of this, but fortunately, our teachers are. It will definitely not be a black joke like the Cultural Revolution 20 years later. So I want to remind you that if you make a mistake, let you create this old thing, don't make it angry, don't hate it, and don't scold it behind your back. You should write carefully, maybe it will be written into something new with the vigor of the times.

Therefore, I repent, I review, I review, and I have no regrets.