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Say goodbye to my husband's mood
1. How afraid I am of getting used to a person's good, and then being mercilessly abandoned.
2. We are giving up and whitewashing our memories, thinking that we can disguise innocence and beauty.
From the day I left you, the left atrium gradually stopped beating.
Never regret the path you chose, no matter ten years ago or now.
Life is like peeling an onion, one slice will make people cry.
6. I try to be what you like, but you tell me that you love her.
7. Without heart and lung, you need to have heart and lung first, and then be hurt without heart and lung. That process is called "heartbreak".
8. Face the complexity of life with the simplicity of a glass of water.
9. I was deeply hurt by love and locked myself too tightly.
10. When I woke up, you were with me. I really hope this is not a dream.
1 1. Some wounds hurt when touched, no matter how long it takes; Some people, no matter how long it takes, will still hurt when they think about it.
12. I treat the loneliness of two people with one person's persistence.
13. Time has mercilessly mottled the love on the Sansheng stone. How can I change my destiny? Therefore, only the clouds of acacia deep in the soul can be released, let it drift and slowly cover the lonely sandbar.
14. How can I express my deepest sadness? How can I have thoughts to live with my silent heart? I'm still a walking corpse, and my heartache without a track makes me want to forget the whole world.
15. The irresistible thing is the beginning, and the irresistible thing is the end.
16. In the morning, the breeze blows the curtains and dances, and the lonely figure conveys the illusion of loneliness through the curtains. Thousands of thoughts are particularly quiet in the silent morning.
17. We are parallel orbits. Unless there is an accident, it will not dislocate.
18. We, and those memories about us, turned out to be just a joke.
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