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The most classic sentence in every theatrical version of Doraemon.
1, regardless of history, you will still give birth to me. For example, you have many ways to go to Osaka. No matter which road you choose, as long as you are in the right direction, you can reach Osaka. (He, from the future)
I never make mistakes. You can completely trust me (him, from the future).
3, as if a disdainful look, as if to see something unclean-(computer pencil)
4, but even if we know who is right and who is wrong, how can we solve it? - .
Although the quarrel 12 years ago was stopped, how to solve the problem today? - .
No matter who proposed it first, as long as we are happy now. -(Romantic proposal)
7. Get up when you fall and practice until you know it. I'm so happy. -(bamboo horse)
Volume II
1, in fact, I think it's nothing special, as long as Nobita is happy-(Robot, Xing Zi)
2. Although Nobita looks as if nothing has happened, he must be very sad in his heart-(Robot, Xing Zi)
When he grows up, he may be a scholar or a politician, as long as he is useful to society-(the day I was born).
Paying too much attention to palm reading will never succeed. As long as I work hard, I will be fine. (Absolutely accurate palm reading)
5, but everything has changed since the arrival of mankind. Humans took our homes, our food and arrested us with guns-(Wolf clan).
6, don't cry, I know you are doing this for dad, and dad is really happy-(taking the subway).
7. No pains, no gains-(indoor rice fields)
8. You learn everything like this. Before you start studying, you should retreat. You can't learn anything like this.
Volume III
1, it's better to be a mother yourself in the end. They get angry with us occasionally. They are not gods, of course they make mistakes. (exchange mothers)
2. There were a lot of things waiting for me to do, and I was wondering where to start, but time passed and nothing was done.
-(Monitor alarm clock)
3, you can change the future from now on, in order not to be the other two of you just now, come on! -(future mentor)
4. It is dead. How can we come back to life? I'm not a god, there are some things I can't do-(Poggi, coming back from the dead).
Volume iv
1, I didn't say anything, and he knew, Doraemon is so considerate-(curse the camera).
At night, those bugs will be like a concert. "Then why not now?" Because there is too little open space now, there is no place for insects to live-(moonlight and insect sound).
Dad wants you to understand the fun of work. As long as it takes half a year, you can buy it yourself (borrow the power of money).
4. how can you betray daxiong for gong gong? Am I such a person? -(Friendship Remote Control)
How I wish I could be with that child forever, but I can't. I'm getting old-(missing grandma)
The fifth volume
1, you just live too leisurely. To put it bluntly, you are slow, slow. You should be decisive, neat, quick and accurate in everything you do (chronic medicine and acute medicine).
2. Every day, the same thing is repeated every day. If you don't help me, I'll be too late. Why not? Isn't that what you need to reflect on? -(chronic medicine and acute medicine)
3. I gave up when I met a little setback. Is that still a man? -(continuous sprayer)
You just let him fall without saying a word? If it's a man, you should throw it back to him (black belt kung fu).
Volume VI
1, it's your fault. What does it matter if you are scolded? You should apologize to him and pay for the glass.
2. Seeing a small tornado reminds me of the wind-(typhoon egg).
If you always depend on him, you will never want to grow up-(Goodbye, Doraemon)
If I can't beat you alone, Doraemon won't be able to go home safely. (Goodbye, Doraemon)
5. Doraemon, have you seen it? I won. I won alone. You can go back safely. (Goodbye, Doraemon)
6, Doraemon, after you left, the room became deserted ... but I think I should see you soon, so please don't worry, Doraemon-(goodbye, Doraemon)
Volume 7
1, didn't you have an appointment with Doraemon? Even a person can live a good life-(Doraemon returns)
Even if Doraemon doesn't come back, it's not that hard. From now on, I will make myself more cheerful-(Doraemon returns).
I won't let them go. How dare you lie to me that Doraemon is back? What cruel words you are, unforgivable! -(Doraemon returns)
I hate it. I can't be with Doraemon anymore. Daxiong used 800 lies, and all he said was irony-(Doraemon returns).
5. If you don't want to rely on me right away, why not try your own strength first? -(Beat Pang Hu)
6. The most important thing is to lose confidence in yourself, have confidence and think that you are the best in the world! -(A lovely cat)
7, but you can't just rely on these things, you still have to be careful, as long as you are careful in your daily life-(catastrophe)
8, it is difficult for everyone to find their own shortcomings-(get rid of bad habits)
Volume VIII
1, men rely not on their faces, but on their hearts-(wipe the eraser off their faces)
2, you always avoid some troublesome and hard things and choose shortcuts, just like water flowing downwards, which is not acceptable. When you wake up, you are already at the bottom. Some people live a hard life like climbing a mountain with heavy luggage on their backs, while others live a smooth life like encountering a downwind. The ancients said, "A jade is not cut, it is not a tool", that is to say, to become a successful person, you have to go through all the hardships. A man once said to the moon, "Please give me seven difficulties and eight hardships." That man is a Shikanosuke warrior in the mountains. He wishes he could suffer more. There is a song that says, "Bite my bones and develop my potential." In other words, keep working hard and I will use all my energy to deal with it. People used to exercise themselves like this. If you are a man, don't always run away, but face difficulties and dangers bravely! -(hard sauce)
Volume 9
1, it's sad to get a zero, but it's no use being sad about the past. Do you know why your eyes are in front? That is forward! -(Touch microphone)
2. I will be an adult soon, and I don't know what kind of road I will take in the future. Since I was born in this world, I will leave some footprints-(looking for ground sperm)
3. Is it too naive? Still too good to listen? It's good to make him more defensive. People nowadays treat good people as fools.
-(suspected drugs)
Volume 10
1, this time, you didn't rely on me at all. It is of great significance to think and act independently on your own. Be more independent in the future and do everything by yourself (Nobita's dinosaur).
Volume 1 1
1, the enemy is not terrible, just have the courage to face the enemy-.
If you can't play well, you should think hard about how to play well. Why don't you try to be a star player? -(Y handle)
No matter what you fall, most people know to avoid it first. When they were hit, it was too late, so they had to react quickly. When they fall, they should stand up and take good care of things. (Foresight antenna)
If you get back at him, he will get back at you. Therefore, if you treat him very well every time you are bullied by him, as long as you return good for evil, he will surely satisfy your heart and become a good friend (Pang Hu's best friend).
Volume 12
1, even if others are not sure about me, I know my novel is the best, so I am very happy now.
2. Take the road you believe in-(according to your tongue)
3. Have you ever heard of "a smile makes an enmity disappear"? As long as you keep a cheerful mood, everything will broaden your horizons. If you always pull a long face, you will easily lead to misfortune. (wrong hunch)
4. What's there to see? It is no exaggeration to say that he is simple, but in some ways, he is very happy. (Masked Man, Messenger of Justice)
5. Men should win by their own strength-(love parasol)
Volume 13
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Volume 14
1, humans can be said to be emotional animals. They will jump for joy when they are happy and cry when they are sad. They should show their emotions more vividly-(the booming emotional band)
2. Laugh heartily and cry heartily. This is the human way of life-(Cheer up)
3, as long as you do your job well with your own efforts-(want to be a bad guy)
Volume 15
1, as if you look in the mirror and see that you are ugly, blame God. This is not right. The most important thing is that you should change your life and don't let others laugh at you-(candid camera)
The former army launched a cruel war because of such harsh orders-(class badge)
Now that you know that there are too many people who don't like you, it's time to get rid of the situation of all the people in the world. (The dictator presses the button)
4. No matter how you can turn the flower rope, you can't become a big shot (the world of turning the flower rope).
Volume 16
1, now looking back at my former self, how can I become an excellent person without spending too much effort? Just keep making mistakes and reflect on repeating the same thing every day-(being a good father).
2. Don't mix reality with dreams-(fantasy hat)
3, people grow up, in fact, there are a lot of troubles, because there is no object for them to coquetry, or they can cry when they encounter setbacks-(Dad also loves coquetry)
Volume 17
1, father and son are father and son, just like you-(forced sweatpants)
2, but we are good friends! Even if I am a sports idiot, you should be responsible for teaching me! -(air game combination)
I really don't know whether to call you stupid or excusable. I believe the stars can hear your heart-(on the contrary).
4, just want to be a bit part, you really have little taste, if you want to be the protagonist-(protagonist manufacturing machine)
Don't you think human beings sometimes need some changes? -(Home is everywhere)
Protecting nature is the greatest responsibility of human beings born in the 20th century.
Volume 18
1, the characteristic of this family is that they are addicted to new things, everyone tries to use them, and then they get bored after three days and throw things aside, which is also the characteristic of this family (future indoor marathon).
If it's too much trouble to ask, then go to hell. (Candy in my heart)
Looking back, it's beautiful, but isn't it good to grow up? You must focus on the future, not just looking back on the past, but moving forward (that day, tumbler)
If you don't act now, it will be too late when you grow up. Life must have a plan-(girlfriend list)
Even if it is a grass or a bug, we should treat them with love, so that nature can live in peace and enrich human hearts. Dandelion)
Volume 19
1, human beings are selfish, tell us to do things yelling, and abandon us if we are unhappy-(automatic pill rebellion)
People who have never been hungry don't know what it is like to have no food. (Experience a precious opportunity)
Volume 20
1, in this society, we should help each other.
2. Don't envy others in everything-(Galaxy Railway Tour)
3. How can someone be unlucky all the time? As long as you work hard, the night will turn into dawn, and after the long winter, you will usher in a beautiful spring (lucky pill).
Volume 2 1
1, I remember when I was young, I was very happy. I tried not to sleep, waiting for Santa Claus, and fell asleep without waiting. When I woke up the next day, I saw a present beside me. Now I don't have that kind of happiness. (Christmas mail)
Volume 22
1, science is not everything. Science enriches people's lives, but it makes people more greedy. (educational sugar)
People used to be very kind. There are mysterious Woods, high mountains where birds can't fly, South Pole and North Pole, and the world is full of unknowns and secrets. Now, they have all been explored, leaving nothing behind. (Rescue Nobita's expedition)
3, human beings should be fair, this wrong world needs to be changed-(tax bird)
Volume 23
1, the right person is knocked down, but the wrong person is domineering-(terrible rope of justice)
2. I wonder if that scary power can be used peacefully? -(Everything is fine)
Volume 24
1, I should be careful when warning myself-(fire alarm)
2. Even the emperor can't hurt people casually.
Volume 25
1, if money can be born out of thin air, no one will work hard-(monopoly written with a pen)
2. Pain is the most dangerous signal. For example, if you are not afraid of scalding, you will get scalded and get seriously ill. You won't know until you're dead. Just because you can't hurt, the pain in your heart is the same. If you are scolded, you can do anything bad. (navel gas supplier)
Everything happened by accident. Of course, Nobita occasionally gets a hundred points-(What? Nobita gets 100 points)
Daxiong is a good young man. He wishes everyone happiness and feels sorry for the unfortunate people. This is the most important feeling in life-(on the eve of Daxiong's wedding)
Volume 26
1, now people don't understand you and have lost the heart of trusting others. ("True Flag" is always correct. )
2. When a person is born, his thoughts are good or bad, and his strength is big or small-(equal play)
Since you were born in this world, you should leave your name in history.
Volume 27
1, no matter how much you hate your parents, you are your own parents after all-(cuckoo eggs)
It's good to have a dream about the future. Come on, in order to realize your dream! -(Professional Test Badge)
3. There is nothing for nothing in the world-(professional test badge)
4. If the ecological protection can be done well, the dodo and the Japanese wolf will not be extinct-(Nobita, the only one).
The most important thing for human beings is not the face, but the head and strength (a world without mirrors).
6. If everyone doesn't know what he looks like, there will be no self-abased and complacent people (a world without mirrors).
Volume 28
1 If you can endure all hardships, you can exercise your mind. This is the real ninja training (ninja training combination).
No matter what happens, it won't be smooth sailing at first-(Datong Airlines)
Volume 29
1, you can turn this anger into useful power, make yourself an outstanding person, and then you can get revenge (ghost hero).
I was so happy to go to school at that time. How can this happen now? (recalling that fresh day)
3. After listening to the truth, you can really wake up-(cartoonist Fat Girl)
Volume 30
1, I only consider what I like, and I don't consider other people's feelings at all.
2, small stones can also be piled up into mountains-(value-added bank)
3. Sleep if you want, and eat if you want. What is the difference between that and animals? As long as you are human, you should have a will. (Sleeping Master)
No matter what era, everyone is trying to live-(it is better to go back to the past).
5, always want to rely on these props, why not think about how to avoid being bullied-(great invention of the invention machine)
Volume 3 1
1, painting is the expression of the heart. When you see something lovely and beautiful, what you feel inside is art (magic photo album).
Volume 32
1, the more you use it, the more flexible your mind will be. If you don't use it, it will rust. (Nobita can also be a genius. )
2, everyone has their own troubles-(missing person sensor)
No matter how well you speak, it's just what you look like.
4. If you want to change the future, you have to pave the way from now on-(Goodbye, Jingxiang)
Volume 33
1, there is not much oil stored on the earth. If we don't save energy, it's not enough-
2. Did people in the past live without oil? -
3. After all, start your own way of life. If you are not satisfied with your trip, you can't use your own strength ... "Doraemon is not over yet"-(opposite switch)
4, take other people's road, not necessarily good-(opposite switch)
Adults don't set an example, but only teach our children-(reprimanding adults for their armbands)
6. Although there is something I can't do, I should expect to break through it-(steam train chimney)
Volume 34
1, it is the most immoral thing to base your happiness on the suffering of others! -(early warning antenna)
2, time has been passing, 1 second waits for no one, so the passing time will never come back-
3, you must first confirm what kind of person you are, otherwise it is useless to worry constantly there, so that you can find your own way-(Nobita occasionally thinks)
Volume 35
1, if animals are hunted, they will disappear from the earth because of humans! Now almost completely annihilated! —— (He Yijun, Dongqiang Village)
Volume 36
1, nothing is difficult in the world, if you put your mind to it! -(Licensed Chip)
2, pain, resentment, anger ... If you can't say it every day, you will get sick. - .
Judo is not a fighting weapon. The real strong will not bully the weak. Kindness is the true meaning of judo. (Pang Hu reflects, Daxiong is embarrassed)
My parents used to take care of me, and I used to hate them. Now that I am a father, I know how my parents felt at that time-(Nobita's son ran away from home)
Volume 37
1, children who lie will come to no good end-(Magic Horn)
2. Do puppies and kittens have to be bullied because they are weak? -(telephone line)
If you hate something, don't impose it on others. -(telephone voice)
Volume 38
1, the sky seen in the city is too bright, and only the first-class star can be seen at most-(brilliant night sky).
The first star is the brightest star. ※
2, chasing two rabbits, not a rabbit-(dream machine)
3, no matter what you do, it is most important to determine the goal-(dream machine)
4. Life in ancient times was not entirely good (stone age hotels).
Volume 39
1, I admit I'm all thumbs, but that's why I study! -(Four-dimensional space tender leaf sign)
In the past, people paid more attention to things. As society becomes vulgar, wasting things becomes more serious. Cushion also has a soul. )
Volume 40
1, win others with your own charm-robot interview report.
Accumulate a little effort every day, and you can change the future (take Jingxiang back).
Volume 4 1
1, sketch is the basis of painting, and it can be correct if viewed correctly.
Volume 42
1, in this world, if you want to get something, you must rely on your own efforts.
2, left or right, different roads can change a person's future-(the route of life is left or right)
3. Choosing a path does not necessarily mean choosing a good one. So do big rock players. It is impossible to become a world champion just by choosing one road. The road to boxing is opened by the practice of bleeding and sweating. Is the route of life left or right?
Volume 43
1, a nuisance, can only be postponed for a period of time, not for a lifetime-(delayer)
Volume 44
1, fate, like a rope, all good things and bad things are intertwined. If you wait patiently, something good will happen. (A horse in a Saiweng)
Volume 45
1, ants are really great. It's so hot, but they work from morning till night without complaint. 2, because the competition in the company is fierce now, as long as there is something good, everyone will copy it immediately. -(The boy from Carapa)
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