Cold jokes make people get goosebumps all over their bodies

People who make cold jokes are covered in goosebumps

1. A rich man was about to die. He gave his two sons a dull hatchet and told them to go chop wood for the day. , whoever chops more firewood, I will give him all the property.

The eldest son took the hatchet and hurried up the mountain to chop wood.

The second son took the knife, looked at it, found a whetstone, and started sharpening it.

After a while, he sharpened it, and he went into the house with the knife and said to his father: Take out all the money quickly!

2. The two of them were eating, and there was only one dish: Two fish, one big and one small. One gentleman caught the big fish first, and the other got furious.

?How unruly!? The man shouted.

The friend asked strangely: What happened?

You ate that big fish. ?

?What if you were me?

?Of course I would wear the small one. ?

?Well, what are you complaining about? That little fish is still there!?

3. In ancient times, some men were forced to work as eunuchs in the palace because of their livelihood. But the castration process is very painful.

According to legend, the Qing royal family was very open-minded and considerate of the pain of castrated people.

The castrated person is allowed to shout and cry loudly.

For this reason, the emperor even wrote an inscription on the door of the castration room. The vigorous and powerful words "Everything can make trouble" shine with the brilliance of humanitarianism.

4. I was driving on the narrow road in the community, and an old man in front of me was walking in the middle of the road. He didn't give way to me, so I honked the horn fiercely.

The old man jumped aside in a flash, and shouted loudly to me in the car: "You used the horn, you scared me to death." ?

I said politely: ?I followed you, hoping that you would hear the sound of the car engine and give way, but you didn't hear it. ?

The old man replied: "If I can't hear the sound of your engine, it means your car is good." ?

5. I met a dog on the roadside. I knelt down and asked it: "Will my love fortune be very good in the second half of the year?"

It thought about it and said ?Boom!?

6. ?This bread is like this, and you still have it? Don’t eat it, feed it to the birds!?

?You can only feed the woodpeckers. . ?

7. There is a strange vampire who can suck out a mouthful of blood by sucking his hand or arm with his mouth.

Later, it even developed to the point where it could even suck blood from a table.

As a result, after investigation and investigation, it was finally discovered that this person had gingivitis. . . . . . ;