English humorous stories are about 50 words (with translation)

Why doesn't the elephant play computer?

He's afraid of rats!

He's afraid of rats!

Mouse and mouse are both mice in English.

Mouse [horse? s]？ Mouse; Rats; coward

A very anxious patient walked into the doctor's office for help.

"Doctor, I don't know what to do. I accidentally drank a bottle of gasoline yesterday. "

"Oh, don't worry! You just have to remember not to smoke for the next few days. " A doctor? Said.

An anxious patient went to the doctor's office for help.

"Doctor, I don't know what to do. I accidentally drank a bottle of gasoline yesterday. "

"Oh, don't worry. You must remember not to smoke for the next few days. " The doctor said.

A man was hit by a taxi in the street. ?

He was taken to the hospital. ?

His wife stood by his bed and said to the doctor, "I think he is very ill."

"I'm afraid he's dead." The doctor said,

Hearing this, the man moved his head and said, "I'm not dead. I am still alive. " ?

"Be quiet," said the wife. "The doctor knows better than you!"

A man was knocked down by a taxi in the street and was taken to the hospital.

His wife stood in front of his bed and said to the doctor, "I think he is badly hurt."

The doctor said, "I'm afraid he's dead."

Hearing the doctor's words, the man turned his head and said, "I'm not dead, I'm still alive."

The wife said, "Be quiet, the doctor knows more than you."

4. A man goes to church and starts talking to God. ?

He said, "God, what is a million dollars to you?" ?

God said, "a penny."

Then the man said, "God, what is a million years to you?" ?

God said, "One second"?

Then the man said, "God, can I have a penny?"

God said "right away".

A man walks into a church and talks with God.

He asked, "Lord, what does a million dollars mean to you?"

God replied, "A penny."

The man asked again, "What about a million years?"

God said, "One second."

Finally, the man asked, "God, can I have a penny?"

God replied, "Right away."

Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny?

Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.

Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?

Johnny: We played a game to see who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.

Tom: Johnny, how is your little brother?

Johnny: He is ill in bed. He's hurt.

Tom: That's too bad. What happened?

Johnny: We played a game to see who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.

6. Ivan came home with a bloody nose. His mother asked, "What happened?"

"A child bit me," Ivan replied.

"Can you recognize him if you see him again?" His mother asked.

"I know where he is," Ivan said. "His ears are in my pocket."

His ear is in my pocket.

Ivan came home with a nosebleed. His mother asked, "What's the matter?"

"A boy bit me," Ivan said.

"Can you recognize him when you see him again?" Mom asked.

"I can recognize him wherever he goes," Ivan said. "His ears are still in my pocket."