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Who has the lines for Allegro (Three Strikes of Bone Demons)?
The lines of the Allegro "Three Strikes of Bone Demons"
It talks about Monk Tang going to the West to obtain Buddhist scriptures.
The four masters and disciples traveled across mountains and rivers to make the journey,
< p>Tang Monk is riding a white dragon horse,Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng are following closely,
Look! The pioneer is walking ahead.
He is Sun Wukong, the great sage who caused havoc in the Heavenly Palace.
On this day, their master and apprentice walked into the barren mountains.
They saw that the mountains were dangerous and dangerous.
There were strange rocks and steep cliffs.
The cliffs reach into the clouds.
Suddenly, a group of black clouds pressed down on the top of the mountain,
"Whoop"! A gust of wind blew on the ground.
Sun Wukong put up a pavilion with his bare hands and shouted loudly:
"Junior brother, please pay attention, there are goblins in this place!"
Monk Sha gave up after hearing this. He got off his suitcase and waved his Zen staff,
Zhu Bajie raised his chest with a rake, and the meat of his breasts became ridged.
Tang Sanzang frowned and got off his horse,
Sun Dasheng hurriedly said: "Master, don't be afraid.
As long as I, Wukong, are here,
No matter whether they are big fairies, old fairies, big or small, old or young, men or women, whatever they are, The goblin calls it "It's impossible to survive even if it comes"
Junior brother, you and Master wait for me here,
Wait for me to climb up and take a look,
Don’t eat anything you see, and don’t pay attention to people.
Be careful, be careful, don’t listen to him! Wukong is gone.”
“Hey,” he disappeared in a flash. ,
Tang Seng and Sha Seng immediately sat down on the ground to meditate and closed their eyes.
Zhu Bajie's stomach growled.
He was so hungry that it was difficult to close or open his eyes.
Well, suddenly I felt a scent of fragrance filling my nostrils,
Zhu Bajie couldn’t help but drooled out,
After calming down and taking a closer look,
< p>Hey, a young woman came up behind the rocks.She was holding a small round fan in her right hand, and a basket of hot white steamed buns in her left hand.
Zhu Bajie stood up in a hurry,
recited "Amitabha" several times,
I was so hungry that the sky was falling.
When Lao Zhu wants to eat, someone will steam the buns.
Look at him, he has long forgotten Wukong’s instructions.
He ran forward to greet him:
“Female Bodhisattva, where did you come from? ?
Where to send this basket of steamed buns? ”
“Hey, master, my family lives there,
My parents burn incense letters. The Buddhist Association recited sutras,
The two elders asked me to go to the mountain to deliver vegetarian meals.”
“Oh,” Zhu Bajie shouted to Tang Seng at the top of his lungs:
"Master, there are temples and monks on this mountain.
Let's go and eat to satisfy our hunger."
Monk Sha rushed to the master: "Master, don't move,
We have to wait for Senior Brother."
"This?" Tang Seng hesitated,
Zhu Bajie pulled Guan Tang Seng forward:
"Female Bodhisattva, walk slowly, we will go with you."
The woman turned around and smiled: "Hey, elder, master, there is Tianfo Temple in front of you.
Everything is ready to eat there.
(Bai) Let’s go.”
“Okay, let’s go.”
“Wait a minute! "
"Whoa" a golden light fell from the sky,
The Monkey King, the Monkey King, jumped out of the air.
The iron rod blocked the way:
(Bai) "Stop!"
The woman was so frightened that her heart fluttered.
Sun Wukong sniffed the evil spirit with his nose.
He immediately opened his fiery eyes, Jin Qing, "chachachacha" and looked at the woman carefully, back, left, left, right, up and down. Staring:
"Ah, it turns out to be a skeleton with white bones,
You, you, you, you are a skeleton with white bones!
Where can you go, bold monster!"< /p>
"Whoa!" The golden cudgel was raised high in the air.
There was a "puff" sound.
The woman turned over and fell to the ground, her flesh and blood collapsed. .
"Whoosh"! A wisp of light smoke rushed to the top of the mountain,
"噌"! Sun Dasheng stamped his feet in the air.
He saw that the real body of the White Bone Demon had escaped.
The corpse was the incarnation of the demon and was thrown on the ground.
Sun Wukong then chased after him.
At this time, Tang Monk was frightened.
He even said: "Sin, sin, real sin,"
p>
It is not a minor crime to hurt someone without any reason."
Bajie said: "Brother, you shouldn't beat someone to death.
People will come to you and refuse to agree."< /p>
Sha Seng said: "Senior brother, he has real skills.
He will never mistake a good person for a monster."
The three masters and apprentices were talking,< /p>
Suddenly I heard the sound of the Buddha’s chanting from behind.
I saw an old woman coming from behind the mountain.
She was holding a cane and pinching rosary beads.
He kept humming in his mouth.
Bajie couldn’t tell at first glance,
He muttered to himself:
“This must be someone’s mother looking for a daughter,
How can we accept the disaster?"
Zhu Bajie was muttering in his heart,
The old woman came closer and found the woman's body lying on the ground.
At that time, I was crying very sadly:
"My daughter alas——"
This sound is really worse than slaughtering a pig.
Suddenly, the old woman glared,
grabbed Bajie’s hand and refused to let go:
“You, you evil monk who is doing harm to nature,
You will be punished for beating my daughter to death!”
Tang Monk said: “Slow down, female Bodhisattva,
Please don’t blame him wrongly,
>The person who caused the trouble is my eldest disciple, Sun Wukong.
It’s all my fault for not being strict with him.”
“Oh, this elder is still very considerate. ,
Alas, my daughter’s life is miserable.
Please ask the elders to follow me to Qiancun,
Buy a coffin to bury her. Come and collect the coffin, what do you think?"
Tang Seng nodded and said: "Okay, let's go!" The old woman pulled Tang Seng's arm.
p>I just felt that it was so hard that my hand hurt.
I turned around and let go.
"Ah!" It turned out to be the Monkey King, the Monkey King.
"Haha, Lao Sun chased you but didn't find you.
We just happened to meet you when we came back."
"Huh!" The stick arrived as he spoke,
p>
The old woman fell to the ground and blew out the lamp.
The White Bone Demon was spotted again and ran for her life.
Her true body flew into the sky through the demonic mist.
Wukong jumped into the sky to catch up,
Tang Monk stopped him and shouted:
"Stop, Wukong, you are crazy!
You are for no reason Beating the mother and daughter to death,
Who will bear the responsibility for such a crime?"
Wukong said: "Master, you have been deceived by taking the truth seriously.
< p>They are not mothers and daughters, they are goblins!”Tang Seng said: “This is obviously a person dying on the ground.
You can’t understand why you said it was a goblin. You have repeatedly hurt people, I don’t want you as my apprentice anymore, please leave!”
Monk Sha hurriedly came forward to plead for mercy:
“Master, thanks to Brother Wukong for killing monsters along the way! ,
Otherwise, even our bones and scum would have been eaten up by the goblins!
Let’s spare my brother this time!”
Tang Seng said: “ Then for the sake of your face,
I will never tolerate it again."
Wukong thought, if this monster is not eliminated, everyone will suffer.
How can we tolerate it? Monsters are rampant!
Thinking of this, he suggested that he patrol the mountain to explore the road.
"Whoosh", he took off and flew up to find the Bone Demon.
Wukong had just walked away a little while,
He heard someone shouting for help: "Help!"
Tang Monk looked up in surprise,
< p>I saw a gray-haired old man running across the street.I saw him, dragging his crutches backwards and panting,
Sun Wukong chased behind him and refused to let up,
The old man ran to Tang Monk and knelt down in a hurry. :
"Help, help, elder, help!"
Tang Monk said: "Donor, please don't be afraid.
Wukong! You have lost your mother and daughter. Two lives,
Do you want to kill this old man?”
Wukong said: “Master, don’t be fooled.
He was just now. The escaped white-bone spirit.
If you are a demon, you cannot let him go.
We are different from each other, and we are incompatible with each other.
If we are not compatible today. Beat him to death,
This monster wants to eat your flesh and kill you."
Tang Monk said: "It doesn't matter whether it's a monster or not,
Even if he is a monster, he should be persuaded to abandon his evil deeds and return to the right path.
Sweeping the floor will not harm the lives of ants.
Take care of the moths and gauze lamps. The old man nodded:
"Well, I still like to listen to what the elders have to say.
It's not enough for your apprentice to kill my wife and daughter,
but also Harm the old man and say that I am a goblin."
Wukong said: "Bark! You are a goblin."
Well, Wukong, stare.
The iron rod carried the wind in one swoop,
"Puff!" After knocking the white-bone spirit down into a deep pit in the mountain stream,
Sun Wukong was about to catch up.
Tang Monk’s face was as sinking as water and as cold as ice:
“Wukong! I have mercy on you. Don't speak,
You don't listen to my teacher's words,
I lost three lives in a row,
The Buddha can't tolerate the blame,
I don’t want a disciple like you anymore,
Go back to your Shuilian Cave right away!”
Bajie and Sha Seng stepped forward,
they both stood for Wukong! Come to plead for mercy,
No matter what they said,
Tang Seng just refused to agree.
Wukong thought: Master has been deceived by the goblin.
It is impossible to make him change his mind at this time.
I must act in this way,
According to circumstances, I can get rid of the goblins.
Thinking of this, he called his junior brother:
"You two must work together to protect Master from getting the scriptures and return early."
Turn around to face Tang Monk, Wukong said again Be polite:
"I have a sentence that Master will keep in mind.
Don't mistake a human being for a monster. Master, take care of yourself.
I'm leaving." bass"!
Bajie and Sha Seng felt sad.
Looking up, Wukong had already disappeared.
At this time, the sky was already dark and the wind was freezing.
Only the master and the apprentice were left alone.
They were about to find a place to stay for the night.< /p>
I heard "Dang, Dang, Dang" several bells ringing in the distance.
They walked forward following the sound of the bell.
They saw a temple built with red bricks and green tiles.
On the horizontal plaque were written three characters: Tianfo Temple,
The three masters and disciples walked into the main hall.
Seeing the Buddha statue of Tathagata sitting on the lotus platform in the middle,
On both sides were eighteen Arhats with kind eyebrows and kind eyes, smiling.
The three masters and disciples hurriedly knelt down,
Secretly praying: "May the Buddha bless my disciples to turn dangers into good fortune, bring good luck in times of trouble, and ensure peace and stability when they go to the west."
Tang Monk is praying here,
Fiercely Hearing this, the Tathagata Buddha statue responded:
"Haha, I failed three times.
It won't take any effort to get you this time!
You You have fallen into a trap of my own.
Tang Monk, I don’t think you can escape this time.
I’ll take it down!”
(White) "Cha!"
Tang Monk looked up in surprise,
"Huh?" Seeing that the Tathagata Buddha statue had changed its description,
It was the trick A white-bone spirit who often creates mischief.
Looking again, the Eighteen Arhats have all changed.
The green faces and fangs of each one are particularly fierce.
The white-bone spirit is giving orders with a murderous look on its face.
All the goblins came over in a swarm,
Catch Tang Monk first,
Zhu Bajie and Sha Monk missed and were captured, and were unable to calm themselves down,
The White Bone Demon smiled triumphantly, and
called out to the Old Wolf Demon: "Old Wolf,
Go and invite my mother, the Immortal Golden Toad, to eat Tang Monk's meat.
I’ll give you a bone to taste when I come back.”
“Yes.” The old wolf spirit promised not to hesitate,
and ran out of the cave for a while.
< p>Not long after, I heard the little demon shout:(Bai) "Report! The old lady is here."
The white-bone spirit hurriedly left his seat and went out to greet:
"Mom, I invite you to eat Tang Monk's meat today,
I hope mom will live forever."
As he spoke, he ordered the little demon to operate immediately,
p>
The old demon said: "Come on, come on, let me see this Tang Monk first."
As she spoke, she came to Tang Monk and squinted her eyes:
< p>"Well, you seem to be a very honest person.How many disciples are there with you? What are their names?"
Tang Seng said: "Beside me There are three disciples."
(Bai) "Aren't these two?"
"The other one is Sun Wukong.
Because he was injured for a while. Three lives,
I drove him back to the Water Curtain Cave in the Huaguo Mountain."
The Bone Demon laughed when he heard this:
"Mom, this stupid monk. I'm still in the dark,
This is a stratagem to alienate my daughter,
I play tricks and change into human form,
I can lie, coax, and... Meng,
He fell into my trap."
"Oh! Can't they see through it?"
"Mom, you. Forgot, I can fake the real thing,
If you don’t believe it, I will change again.”
While talking, the white-bone spirit suddenly disappeared,
I saw another one. A young woman stood in front of him,
holding a basket of steaming steamed buns.
Tang Monk was stunned when he saw it.
His head felt swollen and buzzing.
In a blink of an eye, the girl turned into an old woman.
Tang Monk was stunned and shocked.
The old woman laughed wildly and disappeared again.
In front of her stood the gray-haired old man.
Looking again, the White Bone Demon has regained his true appearance.
Tang Monk woke up from a dream and his heart was pounding.
To the goblin: "You lied to me again and again.
It's a bit unfair."
"Hehehehe, unfair? Our reason is unfair." I just want to eat your flesh.
I want to eat your flesh. How can I do it without resorting to tricks?"
Tang Seng was stunned for a long time after hearing this.
With no choice but to plead with the goblin:
"Goblin, I have saved your life three times.
You should show mercy and let me escape. "
The White Bone Demon snorted and curled his lips:
"It really doesn't hurt to talk.
We only talk about cannibalism.
p>
I don’t understand your compassion sutra.”
On the side, the old demon Jin Chan nodded and asked Tang Seng: “Did you hear these words clearly? Qing?
You want to influence goblins to do good deeds,
It’s just a fantasy! ”
Tang Monk knew that his life was in danger,
Can’t help but think of Sun Wukong:
“Wukong, I shouldn’t have mistaken a monster for a good person,
I shouldn’t have driven you back to the Water Curtain Cave.
It's too late to regret it now..."
(Bai) "Master, it's not too late, Wukong is here!"
Ah! It turned out that the old demon Jin Chan was agreeing.
“噌”! He jumped on the throne and wiped his face.
Suddenly, the strange appearance disappeared and his face changed.
It was the Monkey King, the Monkey King, who was causing trouble in the Heavenly Palace.
I saw him, wearing a six-sided soft Roman hat,
The edge of the hat was surrounded by flying dragons,
Purple gold hoops, dazzling,
< p>A red cloak is placed across the shoulders,a yellow cloud satin tight trousers and jacket,
a tiger skin war skirt is worn around the waist,
a silk belt is tied tightly Chain buckles,
cow leather fast boots,
holding a Ruyi golden hoop,
really so heroic and majestic.
He shouted: "Where are the monsters going?"
"Hoo"! The iron rod goes straight to the Bone Demon!
The goblin said "Oh!" and said it was not good.
Drawing his swords, he leaned forward and stepped forward to greet him.
Sun Wukong hit him one after another. ,
But I only saw the stick rising, the stick falling, the stick sweeping, the stick passing, the stick knocking, the stick setting back, the stick poking, and the stick withdrawing,
One stick after another is as fast as lightning. Like the wind, the stick presses hard against the white-bone essence.
This goblin ducked, spread out, soared, moved, jumped up and down, swayed left and right, staggered, and leaned forward and back.
It only had the power to parry, but not to fight back.
At this time, the big and small monsters howled,
surging up with a "hoo!"
Sun Wukong calmly shook his body,
but all he saw was due east, due west, due south, due north, southeast, northeast, southwest, northwest, front and back. Behind, left and right, up and down, Sun Wukong is everywhere.
Some untied the ropes for Tang Monk,
Some loosened the ropes for Bajie and Sha Monk.
Tang Seng was surprised and happy at this time.
Called Bajie and Sha Seng:
"Quick, quick, quick, help your senior brother fight the monster!"< /p>
Sha Monk dances his Zen staff here,
Zhu Bajie holds his rake high in the air.
What kind of lion spirits, tiger spirits, lynxes, wild dogs, rabbit spirits,
scorpions, centipedes, large long insects,
all were wiped out in the blink of an eye. .
The White Bone Demon hurriedly escaped from the White Bone Cave,
How could Sun Dasheng allow the demon to escape again?
"Puff puff puff" spit out divine fire from his mouth,
"Huhuhu" surrounded the White Bone Demon,
Thick smoke suddenly rose, and fierce flames burst out,
Golden snakes scurryed, and balls of red fireballs,
The Bone Spirit was burned by the divine fire and sizzled.
It was revealed that it was a pile of bones thrown on the ground.
Tang Monk was ashamed and ashamed at this time.
The kind-faced man called Wukong:
"Wukong, didn't you go back to Huaguo Mountain?
Why did you come here to fight the monsters?"
Wu Cao said: "I didn't go back to Huaguo Mountain at all.
I secretly protected my master and junior brother invisibly.
Beat the old demon Jin Chan to death first outside the cave,
went into the cave in her appearance."
Tang Monk said, "I made a lot of mistakes. It's my fault.
The monster is my teacher, and I can't tell the difference between a human and a monster."
Wukong said: "This is also a trick of the demon,
it is insidious and cunning. Human trap.
You must know that misidentification of human monsters will cause disasters.
Don’t distinguish between true and false.
Be careful when going to the West.
There is more than one white-bone spirit on the road!"
Tang Seng nodded and said, "Yes."
The four masters and disciples continued on their way.
This is exactly what happened. No matter how many changes the demons undergo,
Sun Wukong can see clearly with his fiery eyes and golden clear eyes.
He is wise, brave and mighty.
< p>Dare to fight, dare to fight, dare to fight,With the iron rod in hand, the devil will be clean,
Sweep away the "white-bone demons" from the world!
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