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Americans, British, China and Japanese discuss their own military affairs together.
The Japanese said, "We advocate Bushido and are not afraid of sacrifice. I dare to hold the apple on my head and let you test your marksmanship. " So he put an apple on his head.
The American turned and walked back 20 steps, then walked back with a gun, and the apple was smashed. He proudly said:
I'm hunter.
The Japanese put another apple on his head.
The Englishman turned and walked back 50 steps, then walked back with a gun, and the apple was smashed. He proudly said:
I'm Bond.
The Japanese put a small apple on their heads.
China people turned and took three steps back, then turned and shot, and their heads were blown off. He proudly said:
I'm sorry .........................
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