h a little joke or story

I remember the monitor in elementary school as being extremely serious. During a self-study class, the classroom was abuzz with people. After maintaining order several times, the monitor finally couldn't bear it any more. He stood up, slapped the table and shouted angrily: "Whoever makes noise again, get him." Mouth interrupts! ! ! ...The whole class was silent

When I went to buy pastries, I originally wanted to say "Two pineapple pies and an egg tart", but ended up saying "Two oriole egg tarts". What's even more depressing is that The shop owner actually understood...

There was a time when there was a rat infestation at home, so my mother bought rat poison to maintain the peace of the family, but not a single mouse was cured by the medicine. One day, very early in the morning, my mother got up and looked at the rat medicine in the corner of the door, and said to herself, "Why is no one taking this medicine?" The whole family fainted...

Once, we were playing mahjong on a hot day. , there was a sudden power outage, so I had to buy candles to continue fighting. After half an hour, the heat was unbearable. One person said: "Let's turn on the electric fan, it's too hot." Another person said: "Don't turn it on. Turning it on will blow out the candle."

In the physics class, the teacher talked about radioactive elements and said: "Radioactive elements are very dangerous, and you humans must stay away from them!!"

When I returned to the dormitory from self-study in the evening, I met a fairy girl on the road, so I followed her. I always wanted to strike up a conversation, but didn’t have the courage to come forward until my sister Tianxian was about to walk into the girls’ building. I gritted my teeth, stepped forward, and asked the sister loudly: “Classmate, are you a girl?” Later... later I I have enjoyed the eyes roll of this fairy sister for two years.

When I was a child, my father watched me write compositions. There was a very simple word written wrong. My father smiled and said to my mother: "I found your son is very stupid." I became anxious and said loudly to my father: "Your son is stupid!"

When our high school director once again angrily scolded us for not paying attention in class, he said: "If you do this again in the future, don't blame me for turning against me!"