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If you burn incense for one year, you will know it for three years, and you will be cherished for ten years. Therefore, for the happiness of my next life, I am willing to convert to Christ!

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1, I don't know my length, how can I know your depth.

We haven't eaten for several days, and everyone is like pancakes.

You were still an egg when my mother became a swan!

4, one mountain can not tolerate two tigers, unless one male and one female.

5, my life is not decided by heaven, and heaven will destroy me.

6, * * silk finally attacks the sky, and the fungus does not return to powder.

7. After many years, when we meet again, I lose weight and you become uncomfortable.

8. We agreed to grow old together, but you secretly anointed it.

9. I not only have a car, but also rely on myself. ...

10, the world is big, but it is bigger than the brain you lack.

1 1. If you are young and don't work hard, you can only drive Li Xia at home!

12, if the sky is affectionate, it will be old, and if people are affectionate, they will die early!

13, if you love her, put on her wedding dress and take it off yourself.

14. To be a man, you must be a person who wanders between A Niu and Niu C. ..

15, no matter how ugly people can get married, no matter how beautiful people will be single.

16, I don't look down on you, but I don't care about you at all.

17, you laugh that I am different from you, and I laugh that you are all the same.

18, uneven breasts, how can the world be flat, how can people get together without huge breasts?

19, people like you can only live two episodes in one drama.

Famous classic funny quotations

I ran hard, but I couldn't get rid of the sadness that followed. ...

2 1, a good man, is when quarreling with his daughter-in-law, holding the mentality of losing. ...

22. The flies in the crown are not more noble than those in the toilet.

23. A man's words are like an old lady's teeth. How much is true?

24. Many girls got Han Hong's disease, but Han Hong didn't die.

25, how can you get married without going through * * *, no one can just be a mother.

There are only two things I can't do in my life: neither this nor that.

27. If the weather is fine, you will be fine. In this weather, it seems that you have left!

28. Ideas are like * * *, you have to have them, but you can't prove them to everyone.

29. God, did you let summer and winter live together? ! This kind of weather!

30. How far your thoughts are, how far you roll; You can roll as fast as the speed of light

3 1, girls are precious, and * * * is more expensive. If there is a rich woman, you can throw them both away.

32. The world belongs to us and our sons, but in the end it belongs to those grandchildren.

33, wine is not intoxicating, everyone is drunk, others are awake, I am drunk alone, and dare to drown my sorrows.

34. Don't mess with me! Believe it or not, I fanned you on the wall and couldn't take it off.

35, neither tall nor short, neither fat nor thin, no three no four, no face, no skin and no heart.

36. I kept my body for 20 years, and finally last night. It became 2 1 year.

37. I have thought about the five words "I can bear hardships", and I have achieved the first four. ...

38. When others pretend to be cool, my sister will bow her head, not because I am shy, but because I am looking for bricks!

39. One day in the future, you will find that at the age of eighteen, you farted, all of which were fragrant.

40. Buying a computer without broadband is like being a monk without eating.

4 1, I'd rather sacrifice the last * * * in China than leave anywhere in Japanese nv!

42. The most useless thing in the world-salary.

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